[QUOTE=SkinkYEA;21155156][IMG]http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/british_gentry.jpg[/IMG]
I thought this was a normal citizen of Great Britain.[/QUOTE]
Wow you're fucking ignorant if you did.
He doesn't have a monocle.
[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;21154542]Do they all like having tea and crumpets?[/QUOTE]
Yes. I prefer proper builders tea though, very sweet and milky. Lemon and ginger tea are my second favourite. :D
I've never been to England and never plan on going.
[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;21154542]Do they all like having tea and crumpets?[/QUOTE]
I've never had a crumpet but we do like our tea.
[QUOTE=ghosevil;21155301]Is that bad-teeth thing nonexistent these days or what's the deal with that? Break it down for me - fifty words or less, thank you.[/QUOTE]
Unless you guys have fucking magnificent teeth I can't imagine there's much difference.
I am offended by such actions. Should you continue to insult the english nation I shall consider it an act of war.
wow never expected this
[QUOTE=TH89;21154740]Bonus!
[img]http://www.tpuc.org/files/image/police.jpg[/img]
POLICE OFFICERS: The English police force is a group of men and women who are made to wear highlighter-yellow vests and not be allowed to have the cool things that police are supposed to have, like GUNS and SWEET CARS. They are largely incapable of hurting people, but every once in a while someone will fall down near a POLICE OFFICER and THE GOVERNMENT will take away their RADIOS and HANDCUFFS to prevent such abuses from occurring in the future. [b]Analysts project that English Police will be unarmed and naked by 2015.[/b][/QUOTE]
:pervert:
:q:
[QUOTE=Hezzy;21155705]:pervert:[/QUOTE]
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/6mys.jpg[/img]
im cumming
Someone should do a thread like this for the US! :dance:
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;21155761]Someone should do one for the US! :dance:[/QUOTE]
I'd do one but parody threads are naughty.
It was either that or a french maid
Ere, I thought you were a nurse? And a nun?
Get a girlfriend, Jeff!
Do one on teeth please, I want to know the truth.
Someone do on one US, Canada, and some random other country.
Do a section on British Comedy.
What happened to your empire?
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You used to be cool like that.
[QUOTE=Xenocidebot;21154742]You need to write a history book in this style.[/QUOTE]
I agree, he should totally write a book the covers The Areas of his Expertise.
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/07/Socialist_Party_on_G8_demo.jpg[/IMG]
What about the Socialist Party of Britain.
i'm american but even i know the awesomeness of Top Gear.
Jeremy Clarkson FTW!:rock:
Are cops have guns :smug:
[QUOTE=SneakySneak;21157025]Are cops have guns :smug:[/QUOTE]
Our cops can spell
our cops use tasers to avoid killing people, but they[b] FUCKING DO ANYWAY[/b]
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also, do canada next someone. our politics are hilarious
th89, you said all muslims like to behead people. that's stereotypical and racist. ban yourself.
[QUOTE=Karbinev2;21157615]th89, you said all muslims like to behead people. that's stereotypical and racist. ban yourself.[/QUOTE]
No. You can only be racist against black people.
oh right
You forgot a few:
[IMG]http://thatwoman.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/queenelizabethii.jpg[/IMG]
THE QUEEN: Old woman who sits around, doing nothing, being the figurehead of the whole damn island. Has something to do with charity and nobility, but gets 10% of the taxes for some reason.
[IMG]http://i.zdnet.com/blogs/fat-americans.jpg[/IMG]
AMERICANS: Fat lazy tubs of dreaming, rebellious, lard who sit around, doing nothing, bossing people around and talking loudly, eating McDonald's and who think they own the place. Try to push people and countries to do what they want, though we don't get very far nowadays.
[IMG]http://forum.belmont.edu/business/EU_flag.jpg[/IMG]
EU: Wierd germans from across the channel who have a bad habit of making people want to use their currency, wave their flag, and join their fan club. Rumored to boss around the GOVERNMENT every now and then.
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