nope the queen gets 1p per person per year or some shit like that
lol
Haha so true, made my day.
[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;21155551]I've never been to England and never plan on going.[/QUOTE]
Fuck, how will we cope
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[QUOTE=smurfy;21154852]Lolled at the security camera section. People outside the UK really do shit their pants about that.[/QUOTE]
Britain has 20% of the world's CCTV cameras
haha
Very true and informative.
Can you write one about David Cameron?
[QUOTE=mbutler2;21154556]Rated Informative. But, I still think Americans are more stupid than Brits.[/QUOTE]
We dont believe too strongly in God.
1-0 to England
-snip-
The only wrong part was the bad beer part, unless of course by bad beer you mean REAL ALE. Ale is the real deal
[QUOTE=SneakySneak;21157025]Are cops have guns :smug:[/QUOTE]
Ours have race cars
[IMG]http://www.teamteabag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/caparo-t1-cop-car-1-big.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=smurfy;21155752][IMG]http://imgkk.com/i/6mys.jpg[/IMG]
im cumming[/QUOTE]
holy shit
^ Woop Woop Dr Who
[QUOTE=Snoops;21162960]Ours have race cars
[IMG]http://www.teamteabag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/caparo-t1-cop-car-1-big.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Fuck that when the Italians have this baby:
[IMG]http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2004/2004-Lamborghini-Gallardo-Italian-State-Police-FA-1280x960.jpg[/IMG]
Forgot the part about how the english are shit scared of the scottish and can't keep the irish under control despite ireland being 90% downs syndrome
[QUOTE=smurfy;21155752][img]http://imgkk.com/i/6mys.jpg[/img]
im cumming[/QUOTE]
Its like the police WANTS us to sexually harass them.
I, as a English citizen give this thread a seal of approval. This man speaks the truth.
[QUOTE=SkinkYEA;21163100]Its like the police WANTS us to sexually harass them.[/QUOTE]
She's a Kissogram.
[QUOTE=Mindtwistah;21163060]Fuck that when the Italians have this baby:
[IMG_thumb]http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2004/2004-Lamborghini-Gallardo-Italian-State-Police-FA-1280x960.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE]
[img]http://carsprobono.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/lamborghini-gallardo-crash1.jpg[/img]
You were saying?
And Conservative Party and it's members, called Tories, are bad or something.
As an Englishman, I have no idea whether to rate you informative or funny.
You forgot to add that we wear nothing but top hats, monocles, tailcoats and live in castles full of more suits of armour than you could shake a crumpet at.
[QUOTE=NorthernFall;21164078]You forgot to add that we wear nothing but top hats, monocles, tailcoats and live in castles full of more suits of armour than you could shake a crumpet at.[/QUOTE]
No, that's what we WANT to do. What we actually do is cling dearly to our accents, because shit, that's the only good thing we've got left.
I hope this is a joke because it is horribly wrong.... almost sounds like it was written by a chav
[QUOTE=Rombishead;21164126]I hope this is a joke because it is horribly wrong.... almost sounds like it was written by a chav[/QUOTE]
:doh:
[QUOTE=Rombishead;21164126]I hope this is a joke because it is horribly wrong.... almost sounds like it was written by a chav[/QUOTE]
Na m8, it be well mint if it wa ritten bi a chav m8
[QUOTE=Thomo;21154690]Rate me Agree if you are English too and hate England.[/QUOTE]
Parody time
Rate me agree if you are Scottish as well and hate Scotland.
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[QUOTE=Rombishead;21164126]I hope this is a joke because it is horribly wrong.... almost sounds like it was written by a chav[/QUOTE]
No, this is how Chavs type
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Copy pasted from some stupid facebook page, Dont judge me!
[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;21155551]I've never been to England and never plan on going.[/QUOTE]
Did you see their cops?
Still trying to figure out where the whole "Americans are stupider than Europe" idea came from. Plenty of blubbering idiots in society and in power positions all over Europe; name a stupid person here in the States, and I'll find you one in Britain.
[QUOTE=Auster;21164424]Parody time
Rate me agree if you are Scottish as well and hate Scotland.
[editline]04:53PM[/editline]
No, this is how Chavs type
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B4D M4N JƋNGii x..
DΘИ NƋSS
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ZiiGGY ƋKƋ DR SHOTTƋ
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Copy pasted from some stupid facebook page, Dont judge me![/QUOTE]
That chav made no sense at all. Why post stuff like that?
Oh shi-!
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I wanted to be offended, but the fact that I've laughed so much that I'm crying and slapping my knees with content would mean I would be a dirty liar if I said I was offended.
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