• A foreigner's guide to ENGLISH POLITICS
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[QUOTE=RaveRaze;21155000]Wait am I not allowed to wear a hoodie in England, with being dubbed a chav?[/QUOTE] Only if it's Adidas my friend... only if it's Adidas...
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;21157499]our cops use tasers to avoid killing people, but they[b] FUCKING DO ANYWAY[/b] [editline]02:21AM[/editline] also, do canada next someone. our politics are hilarious[/QUOTE] True Fact: No one knows anything or anyone related to Canadian politics unless Canadian.
Not all people who made grime tracks are chavs. :ninja:
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;21164708]True Fact: No one knows anything or anyone related to Canadian politics unless Canadian.[/QUOTE] Canada has politics?
[QUOTE=radioactive;21164739]Canada has politics?[/QUOTE] Case and point.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;21164612]That chav made no sense at all. Why post stuff like that? Oh shi-! [highlight](User was banned for this post( "hypocrite" - TH89))[/highlight][/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=490154160601[/url] there its some stupid "gangster group" the thing i posted was their "roster" it was just an example.
[QUOTE=TH89;21154947]Bonus! [IMG]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/03/article-1052085-0053DDA400000258-366_233x360.jpg[/IMG] THE IRA: A civil rights group dedicated to putting to rest the vicious stereotype that only MUSLIMS can be psychotic terrorists. THE IRA operates in a part of England so contentious that many of THE ENGLISH will claim it's not part of England at all.[/QUOTE] I thought they were Irish, not English. You know, IRISH Republican Army?
Quite innacurate, however humorous enough without being too offensive to the great nation of England. Bravo.
[QUOTE=dvsilverwing;21164826]I thought they were Irish, not English. You know, IRISH Republican Army?[/QUOTE] [quote]THE IRA operates in a part of England so contentious that many of THE ENGLISH will claim it's not part of England at all.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Rombishead;21164126]I hope this is a joke because it is horribly wrong.... almost sounds like it was written by a chav[/QUOTE] You seem new to this "Satire" thing.
As a Brit, I request you do the Common Wealth.
MORRISSEY: [img]http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/05/Morrissey.jpg[/img] English singer who hates the Queen, and refuses to move back to England due to it 'not feeling like England any more' yet isn't a racist. Lyrics include [b]"I've been dreaming of a time when the English are sick to death of labour and Tories, and spit upon the name Oliver Cromwell, and denounce this Royal line that still salute him"[/b] and [b]"And so, I checked all the registered historical facts And I was shocked into shame to discover How I'm the 18th pale descendant Of some old queen or other"[/b] [i]Protip: it's much more British to hate the queen these days than to love her.[/i]
Satire at its finest gj th89
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;21164708]True Fact: No one knows anything or anyone related to Canadian politics unless Canadian.[/QUOTE] All the more reason to make a guide :v:
Holy shit this looks EXACTLY like Timmy from the Whitest Kids U' Know except more retarded looking. [img]http://richardwillisuk.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/griffin.jpg[/img] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMTZQtoEzbs[/media] Even a similar setting.
[QUOTE] HOODIES: These are young people who wear hooded sweatshirts. They are also known as "chavs" by THE ENGLISH. Their primary activities include being blamed for everything by THE DAILY MAIL, making grime music, being whined about by THE ENGLISH on the internet, and collecting welfare checks. [/QUOTE] You forgot crapping kids every nine months, from the onset of puberty until the onset of the menopause.
As a British boy, I dub this the truth!
TH89, why does the OP seem a lot like Lankist's Mass Effect paint adventures with the capitalized WORDS and all
Some more things. [img]http://www.apoliticus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gordon_brown_fat-749381.jpg[/img] LABOUR: The party currently holding the countries COCK by the FORESKIN. It is run by this man who's most distinguishing feature is he has one eye (and testicle). It's former leader, TONY BLAIR, is often refered to as a murderer for going to war in Iraq, so how bout that. Overall potentially a MASSIVE FUCK UP. [img]http://longhairedcynic.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/cameron1.jpg[/img] CONSERVATIVES: A bunch of clones who all dress the same, arguing with LABOUR every fucking debate. It's run by this man who is a SMUG TWAT, just look at his foll and tell me you don't want to rip his perfectly airbrushed head out through his anus. Essentially the same as LABOUR but with a few differences in IDEAS (holy shit ideas?). [img]http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00028/clegg_28712t.jpg[/img] LIBERAL DEMOCRATS: This group is run by this prick, who tries his very hardest to be the smug little twat up there hiding out in his CONSERVATIVES area. Pretty much a less popular LABOUR. I don't seem to think anyone in this country really gives a shit. Look at all these pricks. Having done this, I don't know a fantastic amount about politics, so forgive my misguided views.
TH89 what are you doing... [editline]09:26PM[/editline] also can I be banned please for like, a few months or something?
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[QUOTE=Luxo;21154631]I feel informed. and kind of glad I don't live in England.[/QUOTE] Yeah i'm probably moving out of here soon, the country's going to shit.
I say! I find this thread offensive to my sovereinity.
[QUOTE=Leg of Doom;21163076]Forgot the part about how the english are shit scared of the scottish and can't keep the irish under control despite [b]ireland being 90% downs syndrome[/b][/QUOTE] No we doesn't
[QUOTE=smurfy;21155091]Don't forget that the UK government is also responsible for the security of the entire world! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iPaiylUYW0[/media][/QUOTE] My god I absolutely hate parliament. They're like a bunch of fucking kids.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21155058]You need to make a distinction between the different IRAs. The Old IRA, anti-treaty IRA, PIRA, RIRA, OIRA, and CIRA are all significantly different. Protip: The RIRA, OIRA, and CIRA are the dicks.[/QUOTE] You forgot I Can't Believe It's Not the IRA.
Speed Cameras, security cameras, no wonder so many dystopian fiction writers are British.
[img]http://www.propertysell.co.uk/images/uploads/house_23.jpg[/img] You seem to have forgotten the part about THE ENGLISH living in houses looking perfectly identical, located in neighborhoods that are indistinguishable from other ones. On my trip to England, that was my main experience.
[QUOTE=TH89;21154740]Bonus! [IMG]http://www.tpuc.org/files/image/police.jpg[/IMG] POLICE OFFICERS: The English police force is a group of men and women who are made to wear highlighter-yellow vests and not be allowed to have the cool things that police are supposed to have, like GUNS and SWEET CARS. They are largely incapable of hurting people, but every once in a while someone will fall down near a POLICE OFFICER and THE GOVERNMENT will take away their RADIOS and HANDCUFFS to prevent such abuses from occurring in the future. Analysts project that English Police will be unarmed and naked by 2015.[/QUOTE] We do have sweet cars, there's 3 of these in my city: [img]http://image.motortrend.com/f/auto-news/one-cool-cop-car-uk-police-take-delivery-of-mitsubishi-evo-x-police-spec/11949051+w750/2009-mitsubishi-lancer-evolution.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Rombishead;21164126]I hope this is a joke because it is horribly wrong.... almost sounds like it was written by a chav[/QUOTE] This post sounds like it was written by one of THE ENGLISH who reads THE DAILY MAIL. Everything in my guide is 100% true facts.
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