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ENGLISH CARS: While expensive, ENGLISH CARS are slow, unreliable, and boring. Most companies that make ENGLISH CARS are no longer in business, since everyone realizes how shitty ENGLISH CARS are, except THE QUEEN. ENGLISH CARS are also made for the wrong side of the road, since THE ENGLISH have no clue how to drive.
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;21164708]True Fact: No one knows anything or anyone related to Canadian politics unless Canadian.[/QUOTE]
Incorrect. I am American, and I happen to know about the major political arties, how your parliament is set up, and who some of your leaders are.
But I am part French-Canadian by blood, so Iunno if that counts as being 'Canadian'.
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ENGLISH CARS: While expensive, ENGLISH CARS are slow, unreliable, and boring. Most companies that make ENGLISH CARS are no longer in business, since everyone realizes how shitty ENGLISH CARS are, except THE QUEEN. ENGLISH CARS are also made for the wrong side of the road, since THE ENGLISH have no clue how to drive.[/QUOTE]
At least we know how to use a manual gearbox.
[QUOTE=TH89;21154526]THE ENGLISH: The general population of England, THE ENGLISH are by and large a group of nitwits [b]who have tricked Americans into thinking they are smart because of their accents.[/b] Common hobbies of THE ENGLISH include drinking bad beer and complaining that people mix up ENGLAND and GREAT BRITAIN. Little do they know, no one cares.[/QUOTE]
lol
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21155312]Brits have the fewest cavities per capita in the world.[/QUOTE]
because they pump so much fluorine in your water your teeth rot out wholly before they develop.
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[QUOTE=Auster;21164424]Parody time
Rate me agree if you are Scottish as well and hate Scotland.
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Copy pasted from some stupid facebook page, Dont judge me![/QUOTE]
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rofl
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ENGLISH CARS: While expensive, ENGLISH CARS are slow, unreliable, and boring. Most companies that make ENGLISH CARS are no longer in business, since everyone realizes how shitty ENGLISH CARS are, except THE QUEEN. ENGLISH CARS are also made for the wrong side of the road, since THE ENGLISH have no clue how to drive.[/QUOTE]
Incorrect. This is proper.
ENGLISH CARS: ENGLISH CARS come in a variety of different styles to fit the very diverse ENGLISH population. Although, many mid ranged CONSUMER CAR COMPANIES are out of business, many remain, even though, for some, the remaining ENGLISH CAR MAKERS make vehicles that are far too EXPENSIVE.
ENGLISH CARS range from the following, FUCKING CLASSY, FUCKING SPORTY, FUCKING UGLY, FUCKING FAST, FUCKING SMALL, FUCKING 3 WHEELED, FUCKING COMFY, FUCKING UNRELIABLE AS SHIT BUT STILL FUCKING GOOD, and FUCKING SMUG.
FUCKING CLASSY:
The ASTON MARTIN DB5.
[img]http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e297/jacobsteinafm/aston_martin_db5_1964_03_m.jpg[/img]
FUCKING SPORTY:
The LOTUS EXIGE.
[img]http://www.rainbowgrp.co.uk/assets/images/vehicle/lotus-exige-s.jpg[/img]
FUCKING UGLY:
The DAIMLER SP250.
[img]http://www.britishv8.org/Other/DaimlerDart/DaimlerDart1-A.jpg[/img]
FUCKING FAST:
The MCLAREN MP4-25
[img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01568/mclaren3_1568596c.jpg[/img]
FUCKING SMALL:
The MINI COOPER.
[img]http://davidreport.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mini-cooper-old.jpg[/img]
FUCKING 3 WHEELED:
The RELIANT ROBIN.
[img]http://www.gstriatum.com/info/images/stories/car%20reliantrobin%202.jpg[/img]
FUCKING COMFY:
The BENTLEY CONTINENTAL.
[img]http://www.cargurus.com/images/2008/06/05/07/50/pic-41173.jpeg[/img]
FUCKING UNRELIABLE AS SHIT BUT STILL GOOD:
The RANGE ROVER.
[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/81/255810804_a6c05c1db6.jpg?v=0[/img]
FUCKING SMUG:
The JAGGGGGGGGGGGGGUAR XF.
[img]http://images01.olx.org.uk/ui/2/56/14/f_31105214_1.jpeg[/img]
Fun fact: I posted this on another forum and it got locked for "racism"
[QUOTE=TH89;21180509]Fun fact: I posted this on another forum and it got locked for "racism"[/QUOTE]
That's Karma if you ask me. :v:
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21155312]Brits have the fewest cavities per capita in the world.[/QUOTE]
Can't have cavities where there are no teeth. :eng101:
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Also,
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Bond Cars. We have Bond Cars and everyone drives them. :ninja:
Do something about football
[quote]AMERICANS: Fat lazy tubs of dreaming, rebellious, lard who sit around, doing nothing, bossing people around and talking loudly, eating McDonald's and who think they own the place. Try to push people and countries to do what they want, though we don't get very far nowadays.[/quote]
Anyone who rated that dumb is a patriotic asshole from America. This man speaks truth.
The Muslim Immigrants are Mostly from Iran.
Most of them go there to study and work to pay for their studies.
30% of those students will stay in UK and get a job.
60% Will go back to their own country.
10% Will get transferred to other countries.
Trust me, I met alot of these people on my trip to UK.
Both Lotus Motor Company and Lotus Racing is owned by Malaysia now.
harry potter is real cool
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WALES
A part of Britain That insists on being independent even though it hasn't been since CE 1000. They have a government that does nothing and the only good thing to come out of there is coal and Doctor Who.
what kind of broomstick do you have th89
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ENGLISH CARS: While expensive, ENGLISH CARS are slow, unreliable, and boring. Most companies that make ENGLISH CARS are no longer in business, since everyone realizes how shitty ENGLISH CARS are, except THE QUEEN. ENGLISH CARS are also made for the wrong side of the road, since THE ENGLISH have no clue how to drive.[/QUOTE]
I'm laughing at the people trying to imitate the OP and failing horribly
[QUOTE=Kingy_who;21186787][img]http://www.tubrains.co.uk/full_gal/Miscellaneous/Welsh%20Flag%20-%20Opt.jpg[/img]
WALES
A part of Britain That insists on being independent even though it hasn't been since CE 1000. They have a government that does nothing and the only good thing to come out of there is coal and Doctor Who.[/QUOTE]
You missed out the bit about relations with sheep.
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[QUOTE=James*;21186876]I'm laughing at the people trying to imitate the OP and failing horribly[/QUOTE]
I done alright though didn't I :saddowns:
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WALES
A part of Britain That insists on being independent even though it hasn't been since CE 1000. They have a government that does nothing and the only good thing to come out of there is coal and Doctor Who.[/QUOTE]
A part of Britain that I wish wasn't part of Britain
[QUOTE=icemaz;21187007]I done alright though didn't I :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Yeah it was mainly just his I was referring to lol
People should learn about what they are trying to satirise before they attempt it
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