• Fucken idjits.
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[QUOTE=Dementia;29724521]End of the world on May 21st their second child is due in June.[/QUOTE] wut
[QUOTE=scotland1;29725336]wut[/QUOTE] Their fetus will go be with Jesus when the earth essplodes. ALL GLORY TO GOD MOST HIGH! THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH! REPENT NOW, OR BE FOREVER DOOMED! [img]http://unsealedprophecy.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/end-is-near-785574.jpg[/img] [img]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/11/large_homer-says-the-end-is-near.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=analrapist;29725292]Here is some of their "proof" [img_thumb]http://www.godhatesstupidpeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Screen-shot-2011-03-06-at-11.49.19-AM.png[/img_thumb] [url]http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/proof/proof.html[/url][/QUOTE] WHAT I HATE ABOUT RELIGION, OR BIBLE BASED RELIGION: The bible is either interpreted literally, or as some strange symbolism. I'm an ex-christian, so I've actually studied the bible. There are parts in the final book of the bible, Revelations, where it says the world will end crazily and in a certain amount of days. They don't take this literally, or a couple other things. Jesus literally says in the bible, "Sell everything", yet they don't take it literally. Some other things are. It's basically a mess. They can't decide how to treat this book. On one hand, it could all be made up stories as a sort of guide and parables to life, or it could be a rule book. /rage
[QUOTE=MangoJuice;29724827]I'm looking forward to see what people do on Dec 21 2010 actually. :dance:[/QUOTE] Well, there was a lunar eclipse. Other than that, if you can't remember a day, you should get your brain checked.
And watch as they call upon social services to help them out the hole they dug themselves.
[QUOTE=analrapist;29725292]Here is some of their "proof" [img_thumb]http://www.godhatesstupidpeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Screen-shot-2011-03-06-at-11.49.19-AM.png[/img_thumb] [url]http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/proof/proof.html[/url][/QUOTE] Infallible proof my ass. 7 days = 1000 years because a goddamn book says so? That's stupid.
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;29724763]goddamn, every day I go to school there is this fucking May 21st bullshit ad on the side of the road. Pisses me off.[/QUOTE] A bunch of these people drive around in buses with loudspeakers near my college, with all kinds of doomsday stuff written on it.
Idiots, fair and simple. If they don't kill themselves (which I doubt they will, christian religion is agaisnt suicide) before, they will kill themselves afterwards due to their financial ruin and the ruin of their religious beliefs. A sad situation, indeed.
Hopefully there will be a lot more atheists and clear headed people after the 21st.
i hope the earth does end, im sick of my job and cant find another one.
When it doesn't happen they will probably say that God has forgiven them and given them another chance to repent or some shit.
[QUOTE=Protocol7;29725459]Infallible proof my ass. 7 days = 1000 years because a goddamn book says so? That's stupid.[/QUOTE] If that happens to be true, that pretty much screws up everything else. They'll be counting everything 7 times as fast, Jesus died X(7) instead of X, and all these theories would have been gone in the first place.
[QUOTE=thrawn2787;29725502]Hopefully there will be a lot more atheists and clear headed people after the 21st.[/QUOTE] They will just find another date to lose all their shit over.
[QUOTE=Mak123;29725515]i hope the earth does end, im sick of my job and cant find another one.[/QUOTE] I thought being a Guitar God would be awesome.
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;29724980]You sound a rebellious teenager who's parents are environmentalists[/QUOTE] Nah, 2/3 of that sentence was simply a vehicle to a fart joke seriously though those people are stupid as shit
Well, IF all the super-Christians DO get raptured, the global IQ is bound to rise.
[QUOTE=scotland1;29725575]I thought being a Guitar God would be awesome.[/QUOTE] it was good in the 70's and 80's but its getting a bit old.
You're all gonna' feel really really silly when the rapture comes and you weren't prepared.
I dunno about you guys ,but I'm gonna get all the free sex I can from the idiots before they off themselves.
I don't think they're for real. They're either trolling IRL or else they're misunderstanding the bible in a grand fashion.
[QUOTE=Samoht;29725673]You're all gonna' feel really really silly when the rapture comes and you weren't prepared.[/QUOTE] Hence why I have a single button "sell all" feature
[QUOTE=107295;29725608]Well, IF all the super-Christians DO get raptured, the global IQ is bound to rise.[/QUOTE] Not that it'll do anyone, least of all you, any good, because when/if the rapture happens, then everything else will too. Ever read Revelations?
[QUOTE=Strongbad;29725759]The bible says not to prophecy or "Divine" or predict the future, and explicitly states that nobody will know the date of the end times but God. I don't think they're for real. They're either trolling IRL or else they're misunderstanding the bible in a grand fashion.[/QUOTE] Everyone understands bible to their liking.
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;29725564]See you in the other side guys[/QUOTE] When you're not a Christian, according to the story of the final judgement as these guys predict it, you don't instantly go to the other side; all the non belivers have to fight ''the worst horrors'' presumably demons and undead and shit for 153 days straight ( What actually sounds way more intense than being in heaven as it is always predicted ) before earth gets destroyed and we finally can go to hell.
[QUOTE=RedStar;29724577]how many times has the world ended again?[/QUOTE] thousands if not tens of thousands.
Also, just to drive the point home about the Rapture IQ post.. [quote=The Bible][Rev 18:8] Therefore shall [B]her plagues come in one day,[/B] death, and mourning, and famine; and she shall be utterly burned with fire: for strong is the Lord God who judgeth her.[/quote] And the fun is just getting started there. Don't forget the Antichrist!
[QUOTE=analrapist;29725292]Here is some of their "proof" [img_thumb]http://www.godhatesstupidpeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Screen-shot-2011-03-06-at-11.49.19-AM.png[/img_thumb] [url]http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/proof/proof.html[/url][/QUOTE] -4990+7000=2010 Pretty sure it doesn't equal 2011.
I've seen these billboards on the freeway.
Cool I have an overseas flight on May 21, so I'd be safe up there while everyone down here dies, then when it's all over I'd probably land safely like nothing even happened. [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-M-bP60WZl1M/TadEObhSl5I/AAAAAAAABBY/4GxLiO2B4h0/s1600/flood+and+not+a+single+fuck+was+given+that+day.jpg[/img]
Hi Brendan
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