• Fucken idjits.
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[QUOTE=Smasher 006;29724840]Worldwide idiot cull.[/QUOTE] I wish
Hell, if they're giving their money away, how about they donate it to me? I could use a new laptop while they sit in a homeless shelter on May 22nd.
[QUOTE=Chezhead;29725376]WHAT I HATE ABOUT RELIGION, OR BIBLE BASED RELIGION: The bible is either interpreted literally, or as some strange symbolism. I'm an ex-christian, so I've actually studied the bible. There are parts in the final book of the bible, Revelations, where it says the world will end crazily and in a certain amount of days. They don't take this literally, or a couple other things. Jesus literally says in the bible, "Sell everything", yet they don't take it literally. Some other things are. It's basically a mess. They can't decide how to treat this book. On one hand, it could all be made up stories as a sort of guide and parables to life, or it could be a rule book. /rage[/QUOTE] Same here. As an ex-Christian this shit pisses me off like nothing else. They're taking totally separate parts of the Bible that have nothing to do with each other and were written almost a thousand years apart by totally different people, and trying to stretch a metaphor between the two of them in order to make a faux-mathematical deduction. It's incredibly stupid and just based on nothing but bullshit. It's like saying that because the sun sets around when the moon rises, CLEARLY THIS IS PROOF THAT THE MOON IS PUSHING THE SUN OUT OF THE SKY!!!!!11111eleven [editline]9th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=cheezey;29725786]When you're not a Christian, according to the story of the final judgement as these guys predict it, you don't instantly go to the other side; all the non belivers have to fight ''the worst horrors'' presumably demons and undead and shit for 153 days straight ( [b]What actually sounds way more intense than being in heaven as it is always predicted[/b] ) before earth gets destroyed and we finally can go to hell.[/QUOTE] True dat! If you read strictly what is written in the Bible, Heaven is fucking AWFUL. Basically when you get to Heaven you get turned into a brain-dead zombie, forget everything and everyone you knew when you were alive, and you spend the rest of eternity seated in a semi-circle around God singing His praises. Essentially all of humanity gets turned into a fucking boom-box for Jesus songs.
[QUOTE=analrapist;29726469]Same here. As an ex-Christian this shit pisses me off like nothing else. They're taking totally separate parts of the Bible that have nothing to do with each other and were written almost a thousand years apart by totally different people, and trying to stretch a metaphor between the two of them in order to make a faux-mathematical deduction. It's incredibly stupid and just based on nothing but bullshit. It's like saying that because the sun sets around when the moon rises, CLEARLY THIS IS PROOF THAT THE MOON IS PUSHING THE SUN OUT OF THE SKY!!!!!11111eleven [editline]9th May 2011[/editline] True dat! If you read strictly what is written in the Bible, Heaven is fucking AWFUL. Basically when you get to Heaven you get turned into a brain-dead zombie, forget everything and everyone you knew when you were alive, and you spend the rest of eternity seated in a semi-circle around God singing His praises. Essentially all of humanity gets turned into a fucking boom-box for Jesus songs.[/QUOTE] ... That actually sounds worse then sitting in hell, getting poked by a guy with horns and a pointy tail. Or whatever they say hell is.
I'm looking forward to the 22'nd It's my birthday
[QUOTE=Archonet;29726572]... That actually sounds worse then sitting in hell, getting poked by a guy with horns and a pointy tail. Or whatever they say hell is.[/QUOTE] Hell is eternal seperation from God, and therefore from all things good, including free will, intelligence, and the ability to not feel pain constantly. I think that sounds worse than turning into a "boom-box for Jesus songs." The bible doesn't say you forget everyone and everything. I think, Analrapist, you're either mixing your facts up, or else you're "projecting so hard you could point yourself at a wall and show off Powerpoint presentations." [editline]9th May 2011[/editline] Also, speaking as a christian, this entire thing is just stupid, especially when you consider numerous things in the Bible that tells you not to predict things like this.
It can't end! I'm having a Mortal Kombat party on June 1st! :saddowns:
Sounds like a good day to roll a joint with some bible paper
[QUOTE=Strongbad;29726965]Hell is eternal seperation from God, and therefore from all things good, including free will, intelligence, and the ability to not feel pain constantly. I think that sounds worse than turning into a "boom-box for Jesus songs," especially when you consider that the bible describes heaven as a place that there are no words to truly describe adequately. The bible doesn't say you forget everyone and everything. I think, Analrapist, you're either mixing your facts up, or else you're "projecting so hard you could point yourself at a wall and show off Powerpoint presentations." [editline]9th May 2011[/editline] Also, speaking as a christian, this entire thing is just stupid, especially when you consider numerous things in the Bible that tells you not to predict things like this.[/QUOTE] Saying that heaven "Can't be described adequately in words" could very well indicate it's such a shithole and an eternal torture that there is no word in our language that comes close to the terror it instills.
I said that heaven couldn't be described that way. It's easy to imagine what hell is like, E.G a massive shit hole.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;29726965]Hell is eternal seperation from God, and therefore from all things good, including free will, intelligence, and the ability to not feel pain constantly. I think that sounds worse than turning into a "boom-box for Jesus songs," especially when you consider that the bible describes heaven as a place that there are no words to truly describe adequately. The bible doesn't say you forget everyone and everything. I think, Analrapist, you're either mixing your facts up, or else you're "projecting so hard you could point yourself at a wall and show off Powerpoint presentations." [editline]9th May 2011[/editline] Also, speaking as a christian, this entire thing is just stupid, especially when you consider numerous things in the Bible that tells you not to predict things like this.[/QUOTE] I'm an atheist, good luck trying to make me give a crap. If I had to sing songs about jesus all day long? I'd rather blow my brains out with a 9mm.
It's unfair how these people make all Christians and Americans look bad.
God, that would suck, I graduate the 20th and I would only get 1 day of freedom. Bullshit -_-
[QUOTE=Archonet;29727126] If I had to sing songs about jesus all day long? I'd rather blow my brains out with a 9mm.[/QUOTE] but you're already dead!
[QUOTE=Strongbad;29727102]I said that heaven couldn't be described that way. It's easy to imagine what hell is like, E.G a massive shit hole.[/QUOTE] I meant heaven. Who's to say heaven isn't a gigantic shithole? Words can't describe it.
[QUOTE=analrapist;29725292]Here is some of their "proof" [img_thumb]http://www.godhatesstupidpeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Screen-shot-2011-03-06-at-11.49.19-AM.png[/img_thumb] [url]http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/proof/proof.html[/url][/QUOTE] [quote] April 1, 33 A.D.[/quote] Okay, nothing to worry about. God just decided to do a 1900-year long April fool's joke on us.
I want to rent a propeller plane after the 21st with an attached sign at the end that says, "The world didn't end. Still believe in the Bible?"
[QUOTE=Miskav;29727360]I meant heaven. Who's to say heaven isn't a gigantic shithole? Words can't describe it.[/QUOTE] You see, that's how they get ya. Jesus comes down, says heaven is great and shit, only for it to turn out like some shitty club with watered down liquor, and bad techno. Satan, completely displeased with this, spread word about his club, Hell, with top shelf alcohols, and multi-platinum record artists. People love it so much, that they can't simply go to hell alone, and bring everyone else with them. It's the greatest business model of all time.
Huh, Doomsday time already? Time really flies.
Haha oh wow, how stupid can people be
[QUOTE=MangoJuice;29724827]I'm looking forward to see what people do on Dec 21 2010 actually. :dance:[/QUOTE] What happened, that post said 2012. :wtc:
I know this is really what-if. But you guys would feel dumb if it actually happened. There is no proof that the world will not end, and there is no physical proof it will. But the chances are it wont, let the people who believe it ruin their lives.
I want a camera crew at his house for when he realizes he's an idiot.
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[QUOTE=RedStar;29724577]how many times has the world ended again?[/QUOTE] The guy who predicted this has already made a failed doomsday prediction.
Doomsday is the day where all the idiots in the world kill themselves and god watches like it's a TV show. :downs:
We humans have some stupid cunts among us I'll open the death camps and provide the gas
[QUOTE=Mak123;29725515]i hope the earth does end, im sick of my job and cant find another one.[/QUOTE] I don't. I wanna see Half life 3 release.
Lol this is complete bullshit. Most Christians I know also think that it's bullshit. Hell, any sane person thinks that it's bullshit
[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;29728266]I don't. I wanna see Half life 3 release.[/QUOTE] That, and Skyrim.
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