Anal Cunt taught me about the 99% of the world population's homosexuality
Metallica taught me that the horsemen are drawing nearer.
Iron Maiden taught me that 666 is the number of the beast.
Def Leppard taught me that me and my wine are just doing fine.
Let's see what I can do.
Insomnium taught me how to create sheer beauty out of what the mainstream considers the beast's music.
Allegaeon taught me that you can make technical death metal and have it not be pointless guitar wankery.
Alley taught me it's possible to be a clone of another band (Opeth), down to the vocals, and still be awesome.
Arch Enemy taught me that death metal isn't solely a man's domain; there's more than enough room for a woman to take the reins.
Armageddon taught me that it's okay to have congas and flutes in a death metal album.
Becoming the Archetype taught me that you can be a Christian death metal band without bluntly shoving your beliefs down others' throats, and sound fucking wicked.
Children of Bodom taught me that tinkly Christmas keyboards can sound metal, in the right context.
D Creation taught me that [url=http://www.spirit-of-metal.com/parole-groupe-D_Creation-nom_album-Silent_Echoes-l-en.html]you are a fucking fish.[/url]
Dagoba taught me What Hell Is About.
Dark Tranquility taught me that [url=http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/darktranquillity/damagedone.html#2]I brought you fires that you put out.[/url]
Epica taught me that operatic female vocals coupled with harsh death grunts over an orchestra playing side by side with grinding guitar can sound amazing.
Fractal Gates taught me that when you combine vocals that sound like a roaring dragon over atmospheric sci-fi sound effects, it sounds fucking amazing.
HammerFall taught me to heed the call.
Scar Symmetry taught me that a vocalist can do both death metal and [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCVl1gCEbR4]trance[/url] and be amazing at both.
Those are some of the things metal taught me.
I read posts like OP's and I facepalm
also any bets OP's idea of a great metal band is avenged sevenfold and new metallica
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;27170333]also any bets OP is 12[/QUOTE]
Fixed.
Why get worked up over one of those copypaste things.
It's like one of those things you see on youtube
u sy metallica, i say k3$h4
u say iron madien i say green d4y
u say avengd 7fld i sy michel jacksn
u say m3t4l i sy musics!
oR WHeN PpL Tlk LiEk DiS
Yes, they're retarded and stupid. Not hard to facepalm and move on.
True, no point continuing to spout useless negatives
but we will continue to converse in the thread anyway
Yes. Sometimes good conversations come along in random threads.
Indeed
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;27157551]AC/DC, writing the same song since 1973[/QUOTE]
and oddly enough it works
[I]Sleep taught me to ride the dragon towards the crimson eye...[/I]
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj9IAvv32wE[/MEDIA]
Rock and metal taught me that genres named after materials can be viable. I will start a genre called asbestos.
[QUOTE=Akayz;27172423]Rock and metal taught me that genres named after materials can be viable. I will start a genre called asbestos.[/QUOTE]
Borne in fyres ov Hel
grim
Tool taught me that pieces fitted.
[QUOTE=gerbile5;27156893]ye its funny cause he loved EVERYONE
[sp]including da kidz[/sp]
[editline]2nd January 2011[/editline]
And to contrib
AC/DC has taught me the same batter will always yield a great cake
[editline]2nd January 2011[/editline]
miley cirus taught me how to be a slut at disney's expense[/QUOTE]
Don't you mean every disney poster child since the 90's taught you to be a slut?
[QUOTE=Akayz;27172423]Rock and metal taught me that genres named after materials can be viable. I will start a genre called asbestos.[/QUOTE]
And Garage taught me that genres named after buildings are acceptable
And Grunge taught me that genres named after that crud you find around a dirty sink are acceptable
I'm going to create genres called Shed and Grout Rot.
[QUOTE=CoolCorky;27176118]And Garage taught me that genres named after buildings are acceptable
And Grunge taught me that genres named after that crud you find around a dirty sink are acceptable
I'm going to create genres called Shed and Grout Rot.[/QUOTE]
Combine that with the asbestos genre and it will be pure win.
it'd be all i would listen to probably
[editline]3rd January 2011[/editline]
along with stizzle's experimental atmospheric post-music
Trve Kvlt Post-Asbestos Grout Rotcore
o ye
It would be like Merzbow on even more crack
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;27176367]it'd be all i would listen to probably
[editline]3rd January 2011[/editline]
along with stizzle's experimental atmospheric post-music[/QUOTE]
:v:
:buddy:
Johnny Cash taught me how to prepare for death.
[editline]3rd January 2011[/editline]
:smug:
stop all of you
Blues taught me to be sad while being happy.
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