• My penis was almost eaten by a Racoon
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[QUOTE=Supersheepie;24022861]you want to see pics of a mangled penis? :byodood:[/QUOTE] Why not?
[QUOTE=Racoon;24022902]I apologize. You just scared me thats all.[/QUOTE] No- my mistake. I shouldn't have intruded into your home like that.
The link I posted is a recreation of the russian dude actually getting his dick bitten off, guys.
[QUOTE=BulletofHell;24023087]The link I posted is a recreation of the russian dude actually getting his dick bitten off, guys.[/QUOTE] he deserved it
Highly doubt it.
[QUOTE=BulletofHell;24023087]The link I posted is a recreation of the russian dude actually getting his dick bitten off, guys.[/QUOTE] Borrrinnngg.
[QUOTE=nivek;24023112]Highly doubt it.[/QUOTE] I'm serious.
It offered you a blowjob and you ran away?
"Help, raccoons took my penis!" Or in OP's case, "Help, raccoons took my PP!"
[QUOTE=StephenOrlov;24022373]I walked back into the shrubbery and unzipped my pants and [b]slid my schlong out kind of did that pre-urinate penis stretch thing.[/b][/quote] lmfao! and well done with that diagram.
Wow, that racoon must have been [i]pissed.[/i]
You should have took a step back and pissed on it even more, see how far you got before you started to miss or it bit your dick off.
Those raccoons will eat anything these days.
[QUOTE=OMGWorms;24024168]lmfao! and well done with that diagram.[/QUOTE] You know what i'm talking 'bout.
Damn you could've gotten rabies in your dick. Close call dude, close call. Imagine getting a shot for that!
[QUOTE=Racoon;24022902]I apologize. You just scared me thats all.[/QUOTE] oh god...i just pissed myself laughing:keke:
[QUOTE=3picFail;24028063]oh god...i just pissed myself laughing:keke:[/QUOTE] i bet you a good amount of money that he made that account just for this thread..
did he try to kill your parents?
Raccoon in bush Blast it with piss
[QUOTE=BP's CEO;24028154]i bet you a good amount of money that he made that account just for this thread..[/QUOTE] Oh really you think?
Holy shit. Did you die from the fear?
[IMG]http://unitedcontainer.com/images/plain_box_group_web.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=lapsus_;24031558][IMG]http://unitedcontainer.com/images/plain_box_group_web.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] those are boxes
[QUOTE=Midas22;24022412][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA951T3gc6w[/media] You know this is the first thing that came to mind when reading this.[/QUOTE] I knew that would be posted eventually
Wow, you are quite lucky there
What's this pre-urination stretch, I'm a little rusty when it comes to penis prep.
I can't wait for the parody thread :v:
[QUOTE=Andaeeee;24036070]I can't wait for the parody thread :v:[/QUOTE] Hint hint
[QUOTE=VaSTinY;24036086]Hint hint[/QUOTE] :golfclap:
My racoon was almost eaten by a penis.
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