[QUOTE=Contag;29354200]You're right. The ultimate tool is actually two of these bad boys.
[img_thumb]http://www.karonse.be/nederlands/nat/Oefeningen/Lichaam/hand.jpg[/img_thumb]
They're rated at highly dexterous movement, thought some assembly of further tools are required to make the most out of them.[/QUOTE]
That's more like it.
[editline]23rd April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ringo_Satu;29354202]What happens?[/QUOTE]
The rapid change in temperature makes the metal explode.
Why the fuck would you even consider trying something from 4chan?
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;29353999]OP You forget to mention that the Burette will occasionally drive itself under its own power into your eye[/QUOTE]
Mr Cheeseman
That is what I meant. It is a placebo. It was actually you who did it.
I have conducted a few experiments with one of these devices (do not ask how I acquired it, I'm in enough trouble as it is) and I've come to the conclusion that, if more are manufactured, our way of life on this planet may be in jeopardy. All I can tell you is this: where my neighbors' house once stood is now a 20 foot tall statue of Christ on the cross, only the cross is made of burettes. Don't worry about the neighbors, though. We live on a very narrow street and they always park about 10 feet out from the curb and nobody could ever get by. Very inconsiderate. When their home imploded, the entire block started cheering. I think I can see them decorating the statue with laurels right now.
The statue is talking to me. I can hear it, none of the others can. It's telling me things I can't even repeat, they're so horrid. I've called the police preemptively; I keep getting these... urges. I can't explain them. I see images in my mind of people with burettes impaled in their eyeballs, jutting out of their lungs, it's absolutely horrid. I'm not sure how much more of this I can take. If I last long enough to finish these scans, I'll be posting my findings here. If not, I'll make my best effort to type them up here. For the love of God, destroy any burettes you have right now. It's too late for me.
[QUOTE=Oblivious1;29354376]Mr Cheeseman
That is what I meant. It is a placebo. It was actually you who did it.[/QUOTE]
But if you're saying it's a placebo you're making the implication I wanted to have an object driven into my eye.
Nobody knows real burette pain unless they've taken an analytical chem course, just saying
Your high school shit is mad easy
Bruettes look cool. I want one.
I am amazed
What the fuck is going on in this thread. I don't understand any of it.
[QUOTE=Barnhouse;29355463]What the fuck is going on in this thread. I don't understand any of it.[/QUOTE]
This thread is exactly waiting for people like you, they want you not to understand anything, fingerbox strategy.
Loves me some tools. First tool thread I saw(a while ago) was the Halligan Bar. This is neato too. Sadly I'm not that intense of a baker/cook to weight/measure my ingredients that much.
Dr. Strangelove's post cracked me up.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;29354564]I have conducted a few experiments with one of these devices (do not ask how I acquired it, I'm in enough trouble as it is) and I've come to the conclusion that, if more are manufactured, our way of life on this planet may be in jeopardy. All I can tell you is this: where my neighbors' house once stood is now a 20 foot tall statue of Christ on the cross, only the cross is made of burettes. Don't worry about the neighbors, though. We live on a very narrow street and they always park about 10 feet out from the curb and nobody could ever get by. Very inconsiderate. When their home imploded, the entire block started cheering. I think I can see them decorating the statue with laurels right now.
The statue is talking to me. I can hear it, none of the others can. It's telling me things I can't even repeat, they're so horrid. I've called the police preemptively; I keep getting these... urges. I can't explain them. I see images in my mind of people with burettes impaled in their eyeballs, jutting out of their lungs, it's absolutely horrid. I'm not sure how much more of this I can take. If I last long enough to finish these scans, I'll be posting my findings here. If not, I'll make my best effort to type them up here. For the love of God, destroy any burettes you have right now. It's too late for me.[/QUOTE]
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That's very interesting indeed keep on the good job man
My friend broke a burette once. Was fun.
I failed chemistry. :v:
[QUOTE=Turnips5;29353630]If that's fun, I don't want to see your definition of boring.[/QUOTE]
Sorry man, I just enjoy chemistry. I like how exact it is.
[editline]22nd April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=JeffAndersen;29353622]If you rub a balloon on your head and put it next to the slowest steady flow the burette can maintain it'll pull the water towards the balloon.
Did it in chemistry one day.[/QUOTE]
Only if the molecule is polar, otherwise it won't. Hexane, for example, is unaffected.
[editline]22nd April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=BradB;29358754]My friend broke a burette once. Was fun.
I failed chemistry. :v:[/QUOTE]
I once managed to blow up a test tube. Flying red hot Iron Oxide isn't too fun. Well not exactly blow up, shit just flew everywhere.
[QUOTE=BradB;29358754]My friend broke a burette once. Was fun.[/QUOTE]
How did you survive?! The resulting wormhole the broken burette generated must have been at least 20 kilometers high! Unless...
you broke a [I]second[/I] burette and the two time-space anomalies canceled eachother out!
my science teacher has like 10 of these in his lab
he said some kids started sword fighting and had to pay 80$ a pop for them
[QUOTE=TamTamJam;29369074]File name: evil-cat-cut-my-hand-1.jpg[/QUOTE]
Great, you figured it out a few hours after the rest of us did.
I kid, I kid, you're okay.
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