• The adventures of Green hat guy! - A spinoff of Log cabin
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[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW1.PNG[/img] You drink the lava stuff and become empowered by it. you are now orange with an aura.
go left
Go find tay zonday and sing chocolate rain
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW2.PNG[/img] You go left, oh and you can fly now.
FLY HIGH FLY IN THE SKY go left
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW3.PNG[/img] You fly high into the air, continuing to go left. You stop by a cloud with a sign in it, it says Chicks, with an arrow pointing left.
Go do some chicken farming
wrong chicks Trif.
head in the direciton of the arrow
*WARNING! PIXEL NUDITY, HIDE YOUR CHILDREN* [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW4.PNG[/IMG] You follow the sign, and lo and behold! two hot naked chicks!
[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;25640511]wrong chicks Trif.[/QUOTE] That wus teh joek
ask what they be doing
By the look of the picture they are talking about a guy's dick being that long :V
[img] http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW5.PNG[/img] "What are you doing?" you ask. "What does it look like" said the redhead. "our morning exercises" The power you gained from the lava fizzles out, you're back to normal.
Masturbate really really fast
activate your tophat powers
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW7.PNG[/IMG] You activate your mighty tophat powers, using them to make the brunet give you head. :smug:
Make the other one join in in a threesome
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW8.PNG[/IMG] Right as you're about to ask the other to join you, your stolen hobo arm decides to fall off. scaring them away. "Dammit!"
ITS DISPOSING POOP Find a doctor to fix that
No, we have been given a gift. This is great news and we must exploit it. Reattach the arm to your ass and finish pooping from your shoulders. Once you've finished that, run after the naked ladies.
My god, your a f*cking genius
Yeah yeah, keep making fun of the blood colors.
Just do it man
[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;25641984]Yeah yeah, keep making fun of the blood colors.[/QUOTE] Hey we're the ones giving instructions here
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW9.PNG[/img] You attach the arm to your ass and run after the girls, leaving your pants behind.
Excellent. Give your rump a good scratch as you run.
/thread is epic win [editline]25th October 2010[/editline] Also, have them wrestle to see who gets to fuck you. As in, whichever one wins gets to fuck the other chick, then she goes to do you :buddy:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW10.PNG[/img] You continue your search for the girls, but something nags at the back of your mind, something you had to do... YOUR BRAIN! oh shit, you still having found it yet, it must be so lonely without you. And just your luck, you found a portal!
Still chase dem woomans
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