The adventures of Green hat guy! - A spinoff of Log cabin
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barrel roll into the portal for super combo points, making sure your hat falls off and you grab it through the portal just as it closes.
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You try to do an awesome stunt though the portal, but fail miserably, falling though it in a most not awesome way. Also to your dismay you've lost your ass arm!.
There's some kind of temple in the distance.
Sacrafice a child to the gods, or a goat, if you cant find any of those youll have to sacrafice yourself... or your hat
Sacrifice your hat to the gods in return for the replenishment of your arm.
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You sacrifice your hat and ask for your arm back. In a flash the hat is gone and your arm returned, along with your eye!
You still need pants though.
This IRP is actually cool.
Now get rid of your shirt, GO NAKED
If the gods didn't give you pants, perhaps they disdain clothing. do as he says and remove your shirt as well. Head for the temple and keep an eye out for school children to sacrifice.
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You take off your shirt and head for the temple.
Masturbate while running
[QUOTE=GamiTT;25646394]Masturbate while running[/QUOTE]
No :colbert:
[editline]25th October 2010[/editline]
I'll continue this tomorrow.
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You try to do a barrel roll, but before you begin you encounter a women in a green robe.
"Ah, you must be the new guy, you're late" she says.
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
Also, the reason I'm not doing suggestions that involve masturbation is because I'm not an immature 12 year old.
Sacrafice her to the mayan gods
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You rip out her heart as a sacrifice to the Mayan gods.
Ask for your brain back
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You ask the gods for your brain, they oblige and give it to you, too bad they didn't put it in your head.
Mission: find brain complete.
New objective: find a way to put it back in your skull.
Side quests: Find those hot chicks, get a new green hat.
Cut of the womans head and stick the brain in that, now put the head onto yours
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You detach the woman's head, place your brain inside and put it atop your head.
her blood soaks your face.
Nothing much to do....
Go to the temple
Would more people besides Trif suggest things please?
Go to the temple
Self rating idiot!
Your an idiot >:C
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As you approach the temple you see it's populated and made for very small people.
One of them yells out "OH MY GODS, HE KILLED OUR MISTRESS!" at the sight of you waltzing in with the woman's head being used as a hat.
Ask the gods to smite them!
Play football/soccer with them!
Not as in have a match with them, I mean using them as footballs.
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