The adventures of Green hat guy! - A spinoff of Log cabin - General

Continue running, knocking them all down with your knees. Like I do at school.

Do a barrel roll

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW19.PNG[/img] You kick them away like they're soccer balls.

Barrel roll into the temple of unholyshit

Rip your left arm off, tear the skin off, and implant the bare sharp bone into both the kids. >You acquired a new combo weapon. KidMaul.

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW20.PNG[/img] You barrel roll into the temple, walk a bit, and find yourself in front of a strange being. It says nothing.

Steal his green hat [editline]26th October 2010[/editline] And his staff

"I come with gifts. I brought you...myself."

In addition to the above post, show him your mighty penis of might!

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW21.PNG[/IMG] You try to take his hat and staff, but are transported along with it to another realm. [b]"YOU DARE TO TRY AND STEAL FROM ME?!"[/b] it bellows. [B]"AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU? BRINGING YOU HERE? MAKING YOU IMMORTAL?THE WOMAN, THE HATS."[/B] [B]"YET YOU SCOFF AT WHAT I GIVE YOU, WELL, NOW IT'S TIME TO THIS. CHOSE YOUR WEAPON!"[/B] Before you floats three items, a sword, a hat, and an over sized gun. What do you chose? [editline]26th October 2010[/editline] boss fight is go!

The hat to cover your penis of course after you have a bit of a play with the woman

The hat

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/13123456789101112131415161718.PNG[/IMG] "I choose the hat." [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW23.PNG[/img] As you place the hat upon your head, you fell empowered by it, and you gain a snazzy new suit to match. "Alright fiend, prepare to DIE!"

THE WOMANS HEAD YOUR BRAIN WAS INSIDE THAT LOOK FOR IT /c

The hat now houses your brain.

Say sorry to the man and trick him into cutting open your head so you can stick your brain in

Knee him in the bollocks, the only way to win is to fight dirty!

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1312345678910111213141516171819.PNG[/IMG] You yell out "FALCON PUNCH!" and slam your fist right into his face.

Now, steal his clothes and his staff.

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW24.PNG[/img] You steal the being's clothes and staff, and then wonder how to get out of here. Missions completed: find brain, get a new green hat, beat up the boss dude. Active missions: find a way to put your brain back in your skull, find those hot naked chicks, get the hell out of here.

Stick your brain in your ass and hope that eventually your super fucked-up anatomy will transport it back to it's rightful place. Beat things with the staff until it opens a portal or something moderately similar so you can advance the plot of this flaming 18 wheeler full of aborted infants.

This adventure of WTF will continue tomorrow.

[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;25657907]sacrifice to the Mayan gods.[/QUOTE] Aztec are cooler.

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[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW25.PNG[/img] You stick your brain up your ass and swing the staff around hoping it will take you away, it does. You find yourself back in the temple.

How is masturbation immature but sticking your brain up your ass isn't

hehe make him masturbate lolz :downs: Someone says it in every IPW.

True. At least sticking your brain in your ass is original.

Also, now, in the off chance that someone tells you to get your head out of your ass, you can competently oblige. At least partially since your whole head isn't in your ass. Go find those midget guys and force them to reenact the scene in Wizard of Oz where the munchkins sing about the lolly pop guild.

And one of them offs themselves.