The adventures of Green hat guy! - A spinoff of Log cabin - General

It is my unfortunate job to tell you all that Ken Levine, the actor who played the green hat guy was found dead in his apartment a hour ago. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW26.PNG[/IMG] So until further notice his roll shall be played by this stick figure. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW27.PNG[/img]

Oh god no, So young. R.I.P Ken. That stick figure is gunna have a hard time filling those shoes. [editline]27th October 2010[/editline] Summon a portal with the staff to get to a shower and wash off, the temple was very dirty.

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW28.PNG[/IMG] You Teleport to the nearest shower with the power of the staff and hop in.

That pillar of mist behind you is obviously a mist succubus, you must enchant it and make it your follower. After that get out of the shower and go get some groceries, you need some milk.

Change your name to Penis McBoogerBalls Its my name on fallout new vegas

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW29.PNG[/img] You go off to get milk with your enchanted mist succubus, whop has now taken a more human form.

Whats happening :tinfoil: :psyboom:

You reach the store; however, they have no milk. You cast yourself some enchanted, giant udders and go around the city extinguishing fires with your new milkers.

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW30.PNG[/IMG] Right as you go to cast the spell to give yourself an udder, your staff's tip becomes Deadpool's head. Mist Succubus: "wtf" You "..."

Punch it, teach it a lesson for stealing your brain

Even better, go get a melon baller and scoop out his brain with it. Once done, put it up your ass as well.

[QUOTE=LtObvious;25708716]Even better, go get a melon baller and scoop out his brain with it. Once done, put it up your ass as well.[/QUOTE] Talking dinosaur with top hat and cigar has spoken.

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW31.PNG[/img] You try to scoop out Deadpool's brain, only to have in pop like a balloon.

Pick up all the brain matter and eat it.

Pick up all the brain matter and throw it at people.

Pick up the brain matter, eat it, vomit it up, then throw it at people. :smug:

[QUOTE=lord0war;25712244]Pick up all the brain matter and throw it at people.[/QUOTE] Oh shit you posted in here? :psyduck:

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Your avatar really does fit with every post you have

ZING! a

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[i]The head popped like a balloon, there is no brain matter to get.[/i]

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[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW32.PNG[/IMG] Waving the staff around makes you teleport to another world, your Mist Succubus is left behind. There's a "thing" here.

Use your staff to transform into your old self

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW33.PNG[/IMG] You transform into your old self, this did not have the desired result.

hit the thing repeatidly with your beard

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[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IPW34.PNG[/img] You do your best Gandalf impression and send the thing down an endless pit.

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