• I hit my left testicle with a hairbrush mistakedly - how do I make the pain stop
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[QUOTE=Juggernog;24645905]At least it's better that brushing armpit hair.[/QUOTE] atleast it dosn't end with a arm spasm and you hit your balls with a hairbrush
I just hit my other testicle, it didn't even the pain, just added to it.
[QUOTE=Juggernog;24645970]I just hit my other testicle, it didn't even the pain, just added to it.[/QUOTE] wow. :downs:
[QUOTE=BackOnCrack;24645930]Why? It's funny when it applies but when somebody changes it to something like that i would agree it ruins it, also isn't the point of posting that to show you don't give a fuck about the thread?[/QUOTE] Cause it's in EVERY fucking thread. "My teacher did something" - convert him to communism. "I broke my leg" - convert it to communism. "I caught an ant" - convert it to communism. "I see a storm coming" - convert it to communism.
[QUOTE=Juggernog;24645970]I just hit my other testicle, it didn't even the pain, just added to it.[/QUOTE] Hit it again.
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;24645996]Cause it's in EVERY fucking thread. "My teacher did something" - convert him to communism. "I broke my leg" - convert it to communism. "I caught an ant" - convert it to communism. "I see a storm coming" - convert it to communism.[/QUOTE] Convert this post to communism.
You will soon ejaculate blood.
[QUOTE=Juggernog;24645970]I just hit my other testicle, it didn't even the pain, just added to it.[/QUOTE] Yeah bro, you gotta do it three or four times. I'm fuckin' serious.
[QUOTE=Rashy;24646042]You will soon ejaculate blood.[/QUOTE] Oh [i]shit[/i]. Nothing out of the ordinary then. [editline]08:04PM[/editline] [QUOTE=BluFox;24646061]Yeah bro, you gotta do it three or four times. I'm fuckin' serious.[/QUOTE] Not after last time, bro.
put bengley on your balls
Your lucky it doesnt grow in size by like 3x for a while like mine did, could hardly walk for a week :/ Feel for you :p
I can now sing as high as Justin Beiber. The effects are most likely temporary.
[QUOTE=ragawaga;24646102]put bengley on your balls[/QUOTE] i intend to
[QUOTE=Juggernog;24646162]I can now sing as high as Justin Beiber. The effects are most likely temporary.[/QUOTE] That is what Justin Bieber thought.
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;24646184]i intend to[/QUOTE] I might just take you up on that :3: also thats really gay
[QUOTE=Bengley;24646224]I might just take you up on that :3: also thats really gay[/QUOTE] optimistics everywhere :v:
[QUOTE=***zer0***;24645793]How the hell do you hit your testicle if you were brushing your head :raise: Admit it, you were brushing your testicles.[/QUOTE] Lol
Decapitate one of your limbs > pain in ball gone.
Take it like a man.
just wait it out and stop crying about it
[QUOTE=Braaaaains;24646257]Decapitate one of your limbs > pain in ball gone.[/QUOTE] Decapitation is the act of removing the head, so techincally I can't decapitate one of my limbs. The correct term is mutilate. Also, I will not do it as I am sure that the pain will go away eventually. I am assured that I am correct - Google does not lie in it's definitions.
[QUOTE=Juggernog;24646296]Decapitation is the act of removing the head, so techincally I can't decapitate one of my limbs. The correct term is mutilate. Also, I will not do it as I am sure that the pain will go away eventually.[/QUOTE] He is right
[QUOTE=Rashy;24645763]Fap.[/QUOTE] :fappery: :razz: EDIT: Try getting someone to give you a blowjob.
[QUOTE=Juggernog;24646296]Decapitation is the act of removing the head, so techincally I can't decapitate one of my limbs. The correct term is mutilate. Also, I will not do it as I need to brush my testicles soon again.[/QUOTE] Fix'd. Let the rage come.
Rub Icey/hot on it
Ow, that must have hurt like a bitch. Either put bengay on it or cool it down with some ice to numb it a little bit. It gets rid of some of the pain. If you notice that the testicle is not where it should be- as in, its not in its usual place in the scrotum, or lodged up high and is stuck, see a doctor immediately. It can swell up to the size of a grapefruit, if not larger.
[QUOTE=ejonkou;24646104]Your lucky it doesnt grow in size by like 3x for a while like mine did, could hardly walk for a week :/ Feel for you :p[/QUOTE] [img]http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/randy-gets-cancer_479x371.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Shadowstone;24646364]Ow, that must have hurt like a bitch. Either put bengay on it or cool it down with some ice to numb it a little bit. It gets rid of some of the pain. If you notice that the testicle is not where it should be- as in, its not in its usual place in the scrotum, or lodged up high and is stuck, see a doctor immediately. It can swell up to the size of a grapefruit, if not larger.[/QUOTE] It's not stuck or high up. I expect I'll be fine. I can barely feel it anymore. Actually, I can barely feel anything anymore...
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Try fapping, post results
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