Your balls are angry for revenge, you need to go and find a hairbrush and smack your balls against it until they are satisfied
Dip your dick and balls into a bucket full of ice.
hit it again
[QUOTE=MrOwn1;24647148]hit it again[/QUOTE]
I'm fine thanks.
Bengay.
but seriously i've experienced much worse testicular pain than this (an angry black guy with a baseball bat - fill in the blanks)
It will hurt for a pretty long time, you just have to wait
[QUOTE=The Vman;24645739]Put bengay on it. It's a pain reliever.[/QUOTE]
The whole bengay thing on your balls is nothing.
Try to use nair on your chest and accidently get it on your nipples.
[QUOTE=DrMortician;24647284]The whole bengay thing on your balls is nothing.
Try to use nair on your chest and accidently get it on your nipples.[/QUOTE]
:gonk:
[QUOTE=Juggernog;24646296]Decapitation is the act of removing the head, so techincally I can't decapitate one of my limbs. The [I][U][B]correct term is mutilate[/B][/U][/I]. Also, I will not do it as I am sure that the pain will go away eventually.
I am assured that I am correct - Google does not lie in it's definitions.[/QUOTE]
No it is not. The correct term is dismember.
Inject yourself with horse tranquilizers.
[QUOTE=Juggernog;24646929]MSPaint: [IMG]http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp211/FacepunchChris/ouch.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Jesus. How about just being honest for the first time in this thread and admit what you were really doing?
[img]http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/3023/truth.png[/img]
[QUOTE=ragawaga;24646102]put bengley on your balls[/QUOTE]
put benji on your balls
[QUOTE=***zer0***;24648740]Jesus. How about just being honest for the first time in this thread and admit what you were really doing?
[img_thumb]http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/3023/truth.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
My eyes! :eek:
Try putting some DeepHeat on them, make sure you really cake it in. It'll take your mind off it
[IMG]http://0.tqn.com/d/homerepair/1/0/s/-/-/-/hammer.jpg[/IMG]
You won't have any pain if the thing giving you pain has been obliterated!
hope your balls doesn't catch herpes :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Mryamanami;24649229]hope your balls doesn't catch herpes :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
um
ok what the fuck
Dude... What the hell? How did you even hit yourself there if you were brushing your hair... Unless. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/eek.gif[/img]
awh dude! thats rough!
Microwave your balls.
Gay sex.
1. Find Black Widow spider
2. Proceed to piss off spider
3. Expose injured testicle to pissed off spider
4. Watch poisoned nut rot and fall off
5. Pain gone!
sounds like it is time to get the scissors, and I don't mean for your hair.
Amputate it
I'm confused. You were brushing your hair, sneezed, and that somehow made your arm launch into your testicles? :raise:
Sit down in a chair, grip the arms tightly and put your feet on the tips of your toes and lock yourself in that position for as long as you need till the pain stops. Of course it probably has passed by now.
And you seem to be a troll.
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