I hit my left testicle with a hairbrush mistakedly - how do I make the pain stop
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[QUOTE=Silly Sil;24645996]Cause it's in EVERY fucking thread.
"My teacher did something" - convert him to communism.
"I broke my leg" - convert it to communism.
"I caught an ant" - convert it to communism.
"I see a storm coming" - convert it to communism.[/QUOTE]
yea its dumb now :/
Have you put the Bengay I told you yet?
The pain stopped but I don't know what Bengey is. It will stay away from my testicular region for that reason.
step on it,like real hard
Kill the testicle with fire IT'S THE ONLY WAY or... Convert it to com- err... McCarthy's-awesome-ism
[QUOTE=Sickle;24648064]No it is not. The correct term is dismember.[/QUOTE]
the correct term is amputate
[QUOTE=Ehanced_AI;24645765]Ride it out like a [I]MAN[/I][/QUOTE]
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this.
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[QUOTE=BackOnCrack;24654920]yea its dumb now :/[/QUOTE]
yes. agreed.
Now, dammit FP, Lenin' it go would be nice. quit Stalin and show me your Marx!
If you hit your right testicle harder, you might be able to get over the pain on the left.
[QUOTE=Juggernog;24660354]The pain stopped but I don't know what Bengey is. It will stay away from my testicular region for that reason.[/QUOTE]
Bengay is a pain relieving cream usually used by people with muscular pain such as backaches.
Auto-fellate.
Hit it with a hammer. It'll take the dents out that were caused by your pube brush.
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;24645746]Can this be bannable please? Stop spamming this in every thread, holy shit.[/QUOTE]
I believe in this case it's a valid post since his semen will now be RED :v:
Jump up, and land on the heels of your foot. Works for me all the time.
All you need is your right testicle.
you still should put bengay on your testicles
push your entire body against a wall
works if i have blue balls, might not in your case
The impact seems to have swollen up your legs in the second picture.
:smug:
Hey doctor.
Hit my balls with a brush, got any ideas?
[QUOTE=Jidkut;24670102]Hey doctor.
Hit my balls with a brush, got any ideas?[/QUOTE]
[b]Hang still mein freund, ze doktor knows ezactly wat to do![/b]
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what.....the.....hell? so lemme get this straight....you hit yourself in the balls with a hairbrush.....WOW
Hit your other testicle to cancel the pain out.
Okay do this.
1st Understand that you just hit yourself with a hairbrush in the balls while sneezing.
2nd You hit yourself in the balls with a hairbrush while sneezing
3rd How unlucky eh ?
4th Sucks for you.
5th YOU MEANTION YOU EJACULATE BLOOD ON A REGULAR BASIS ! MIND BLOWN
[QUOTE=Dirf;24653397]I'm confused. You were brushing your hair, sneezed, and that somehow made your arm launch into your testicles? :raise:[/QUOTE]
didn't you read the story he was playing counter-strike or something and slapping his leg with the smooth side of the brush to immitate fapping noises. he sneezed and his arm spazzed and he hit himself in the teste
Wallow in a state of painful loathing till the feeling subsides.
Fuck that. Hit it again!
You do realize that the thread is already 1 day old, right? :v:
The pain has probably already stopped.
What did we learn about this thread? Dont brush your testicles.
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