• Why can't I get a girlfriend?
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i hate poopies
[QUOTE=kEat0n;16918994]I can cook.. like..Ramen and Pop Tarts.[/QUOTE] learn to cook you heathen. cooking's easy.
Okay first of all this always helps... hang around some girls.... meet some girls and be friends for awhile, learn how to talk to them learn what they like to talk about and what certain types of girls look for in a guy... And the first rule about dating.... Don't change who you are just so you can get a girl... If you do, you'll be unhappy until you leave her... Find a girl with your interests or likes you for your interests.... And I'm speaking from experience here...
[QUOTE=Bigjohn9397;16919050]Okay first of all this always helps... hang around some girls.... meet some girls and be friends for awhile, learn how to talk to them learn what they like to talk about and what certain types of girls look for in a guy... And the first rule about dating.... Don't change who you are just so you can get a girl... If you do, you'll be unhappy until you leave her... Find a girl with your interests or likes you for your interests.... And I'm speaking from experience here...[/QUOTE] I agree with this. Especially if you can make girls laugh cause being funny is a quick and easy way to catch their attention.
Thats how I met all three of my past girlfriends.... well also my current girlfriend... it goes to show it works....
Don't you guys feel so lonely without a girlfriend? [sp]I know I do.[/sp]
Another little piece of advice, if a girl thinks shes better than everyone else she isn't worth getting close to because you can never give her enough attention.
It's the girls, not you. The majority of girls are bitches
The amount of angst in this thread is intolerable. For starters, all of you saying "girls ignore the best guys" aren't looking at it from an objective standpoint. You're being to personal. "Best" is just an opinion, there isn't really any good or bad, no shades of grey either. I you still feel that way, then try to chnage that, sitting on Facepunch won"t do you any good.
itt: socially awkward people blame their lack of girlfriend on the fact that girls ignore the "best" guys
[QUOTE=Takato;16918269]Well if you're on FacePunch you probably won't get one. There are some girls on here, but lets be frank, if you're looking for a girl, go out and socialize, make lots of new friends, meet lots of new people...[/QUOTE] Girls on facepunch don't want the guys on facepunch. :| lol. Also, don't post your picture on the internet. Trollbait x 1000000.
My question here is do I look sexy?
[QUOTE=phill977;16919133]Don't you guys feel so lonely without a girlfriend? [sp]I know I do.[/sp][/QUOTE] Yes. [editline]04:35PM[/editline] [QUOTE=jusmumbo;16922013]My question here is do I look sexy?[/QUOTE] Good job asking a predominantly male forum.
[QUOTE=jusmumbo;16922013]My question here is do I look sexy?[/QUOTE] I'm sorry, I'm not gay.
[QUOTE=jusmumbo;16922013]My question here is do I look sexy?[/QUOTE] Not in those boxers. :| Maybe take a picture with some clothes on. Also, you look like you're sucking in your gut, which may or may not be, but that's what it looks like. Also clean your damn mirror.
[b]Please fucking read this You should never ever treat a girl bad cause people say that's how to get with her [/b] You wont have a good relationship EVER if you do that, and then you just end up setting a shitty example for the next generation to do the same stupid thing. Go ask your dad if he was an asshole to your mom to get her attention, or if he was as nice as he could be. [QUOTE=jusmumbo;16922013]My question here is do I look sexy?[/QUOTE] I'm not gay but you look pretty good. honestly though don't worry about being sexy, worry about looking proper and appealing. You don't want sex (I hope not), you probably just want a girl who can treat you better than anyone else could and your not gonna get that by fucking her or looking sexy or being an ass.
umm who doesn't want sex really. sex is nice.
You can't get a girlfriend because you are looking for a girlfriend, you are wanting something from them, and they can sense that. Live you life not caring what happens, be indifferent. Stop wanting stuff and don't care about any outcome and good things will happen. Once you truly stop wanting things from people (including females), they will start giving you everything, including things you don't want.
[QUOTE=mike;16922415]umm who doesn't want sex really. sex is nice.[/QUOTE] People who want a real relationship........I'm not saying "don't ever have sex, it will ruin everything!" I'm saying don't start contemplating fucking a girl unless you have dated for a really long time and you [b]REALLY[/b] know when. its right [QUOTE=Kingtendo7;16922456]You can't get a girlfriend because you are looking for a girlfriend, you are wanting something from them, and they can sense that. Live you life not caring what happens, be indifferent. Stop wanting stuff and don't care about any outcome and good things will happen. Once you truly stop wanting things from people (including females), they will start giving you everything, including things you don't want.[/QUOTE] Also this is quite true..........although "Once you truly stop wanting things from people (including females), they will start giving you everything, including things you don't want." Doesn't sound right :raise: I dunno about "Everything" but most likely more. P.S. thx king for clearing that up in your post below
fair dos
[QUOTE=Kingtendo7;16922456]You can't get a girlfriend because you are looking for a girlfriend, you are wanting something from them, and they can sense that. Live you life not caring what happens, be indifferent. Stop wanting stuff and don't care about any outcome and good things will happen.[/QUOTE] This[I]This[/I][B]This!![/B]
[QUOTE=microwave;16922479] Also this is quite true..........although "Once you truly stop wanting things from people (including females), they will start giving you everything, including things you don't want." Doesn't sound right :raise: I dunno about "Everything" but most likely more.[/QUOTE] I see where you are coming from, but once you get your inner game/confidence settled women will start wanting your phone number/to be around you/a relationship (sexual or not) etc. I didn't quite mean 'everything'. You will surely receive more off everyone :).
Because you won't take the initiative to rape her
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;16876759]I miss the days where people judged by personality, not by looks. It's not really cool when guys comments about my breasts rather than my smile or thoughts. :geno:[/QUOTE] Nah. Thats been the case since long before you were born.
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;16877312]The monolite? A statue in Oslo. [editline]01:48PM[/editline] har har[/QUOTE] OSLO!!! Birthplace of one of the greatest death metal bands EVAR!!! EXTOL!!!! [editline]01:50PM[/editline] [QUOTE=PrusseLusken;16876759]I miss the days where people judged by personality, not by looks. It's not really cool when guys comments about my breasts rather than my smile or thoughts. :geno:[/QUOTE] FINALLY!!!!! Someone ghets it. now, tell that to the chick im havin trouble with at the moment. Only dates mofos and blows me off completely. Ur cool.
[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;16876634]because youre on facepunch[/QUOTE] What's that supposed to mean? I have a girlfriend and I'm on facepunch. Last time I checked, facepunch isn't the real world.
[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;16876634]because youre on facepunch[/QUOTE] :smug:
Maybe because you're a big wet slobbery beef curtian pussy
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;16876914]I like guys like you. :3[/QUOTE] stop trying to get attention by pretending to be a girl, besides, even if you are a girl you're probably really fucking ugly
Always funny when I read "Then she dates [i]that[/i] douchebag".
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