• Why can't I get a girlfriend?
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It's clearly because you're an 09'er Hah, Naw, seriously now. I wouldn't bother with the sort of girl that hangs about in small groups talking about so-and-so on their Myspace/Facebook profile. They usually scream a lot and are high maintenance. Just wait for someone to come along with similar interests. I met my girlfriend in a Manga store... and believe me, she's a [b]lot more[/b] attractive than the stereotypical Manga fan.
Until the OP (and PrussLusken) posts pics we're not going to get anywhere.
I find the easiest tactic is to just make it painfully obvious, sure most people just fuck off because you're creepy but it's a lot faster. I mean A LOT faster, like seriously. You can talk to all the chicks at a party in 20minutes and just work out who you have a chance with.
[QUOTE=jusmumbo;16876623]Why can't I get a girlfriend? [/QUOTE] Because you ask a forum for help :colbert:
[QUOTE=Livewire123;16876637]In todays world, you have to treat a girl like shit for her to like you. The days of being nice and actually caring about the girl have gone.[/QUOTE] That never applied for me... so that's not entirely true. Granted, it does apply for some.
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;16877107]Why I am supposed to post pictures?[/QUOTE] Pictures would make this thread more interesting. And it's probably something to lul at. And wrong person, but still.
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;16877107]Why I am supposed to post pictures?[/QUOTE] <snip> Sorry, wrong person.
[QUOTE=chaz13;16877146]Because if you look like a rapist, pedophile or complete nerd then we'll be able to answer your question.[/QUOTE] Besides the fact that that isn't the OP you're talking to? :downs: They want pictures of you, Prussie, because you're a girl.
Also you didn't read this thread: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=797829[/url] [img]http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/1998_rolling_eyes_back.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;16877040]^ [editline]01:28PM[/editline] I don't.. D:[/QUOTE] I said most :buddy:
[QUOTE=jusmumbo;16876623]Okay I am getting really sick of this, almost turning me off women as I now think they're teases. Everytime I manage to sum up the courage to talk to one, they always give me the cold shoulder in some form. I ask them out and they say "Oh I'll have to think about it", what the fucking shit happens, they're going out with some deadbeat loser next week and I end up alone or in the friendzone with a whiny bitch who complains about the toxic waste of space they turned me down for. Just the other week a whole group of girls hit on me on the train, I talk to them on facebook some more. The information I find really is dissapointing because they asked me if I had a girlfriend, they told me I was cool and they even asked if I was ready for one in the course of one week. [b]Then these bitches say they all have boyfriends and one is a lesbian![/b]. This shits me alot and makes me think its a cruel joke played on me leading me on like that.Pretty much what happens is I end up in the friendzone in like 2minutes when I first talk to a girl. I don't consider myself mr. Niceguy but I aint exactly a dipshit loser asshole who treats them like property. I'm no ugly toad but I know Im no sculpture either. I am quite caring to, I don't have it in me to just treat them like shit and I don't have it in me to just bash someone or even 'shank' them like some show off about doing. Why is it that these pricks always beat me to it and why do I always end up in the friend zone? I have never had a girlfriend before, I really want to have one but it never happens.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you have the same problem as me. I treat women like absolute gold whenever I can. Yet I somehow still manage to get fucked over at the end of the day. It's really sickening showing how dickheads get women so easily, and us nice guys have to work 4x as hard just for one.
Just wait until you're rich and they'll come to you. [editline]09:40AM[/editline] That's my plan at least, since I've got a better chance at that than anything else. [editline]09:40AM[/editline] Which isn't saying much.
get a fucking haircut you damned dirty ape. No but I have long hair so yeah.. I dunno, actually talk to a few in school?
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[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;16877245]http://i25.tinypic.com/10yglli.jpg[/QUOTE] Whats that big thing in the background? :raise:
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;16877245]Happy now? [media]http://i25.tinypic.com/10yglli.jpg[/media][/QUOTE] now post a pic of yourself
Giant orgy pile. Augh fuck you poster above me you ruined my "^"
[QUOTE=WilloTheWisp;16877072]It's clearly because you're an 09'er Hah, Naw, seriously now. I wouldn't bother with the sort of girl that hangs about in small groups talking about so-and-so on their Myspace/Facebook profile. They usually scream a lot and are high maintenance. Just wait for someone to come along with similar interests. I met my girlfriend in a Manga store... and believe me, she's a [b]lot more[/b] attractive than the stereotypical Manga fan.[/QUOTE] Shut it 08'er :c00l: And I tend to do whatever the hell I like and girls still like me. Girls scare me. :ohdear: [editline]02:49PM[/editline] [QUOTE=MuTAnT;16877086]I find the easiest tactic is to just make it painfully obvious.[/QUOTE] Does humping their legs and wanking over them count?
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;16877312]The monolite? A statue in Oslo. [editline]01:48PM[/editline] har har[/QUOTE] obelisks aren't monoliths.
Obelisks are 4 sided tapered columns. That was not an obelisk.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16877433]Obelisks are 4 sided tapered columns. That was not an obelisk.[/QUOTE] i know what obelisks are, it just kind of looked like one on that pic
The thing in the background reminds me of the wall of people in Jeepers Creepers.
[QUOTE=Appolox;16876893]I treat girls properly, buy them flowers, take them out, talk about everything, caring and I always end up in friend zone, or some other 'Alvaro' type of guy takes my place; makes me feel like shit.[/QUOTE] gee i wonder why, maybe if you stopped being too fucking nice you girly man. [QUOTE=dcalde78;16876938]Most women seem to ignore the best guys.[/QUOTE] they get turned off by guys that are too nice, they want a man that can be serious not some silly floatin around fairy 24/7. [QUOTE=PrusseLusken;16877245]Happy now? [media]http://i25.tinypic.com/10yglli.jpg[/media][/QUOTE] now it's all clear why you pay attention to nice guys.
I will be your girlfriend OP.
The majority of girls you'd be looking for aren't after a guy that they're likely to settle down with later in life, hence the whole "Flowers and chocolate" attitude will only get you so far. They want fun/thrills, hence they tend to go after the guy that is in fact a complete fucking douchebag. Find the right girl though and you might be lucky to get a mix of both!
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;16877743]why is it clear[/QUOTE] He's trying to tell you that you're unattractive. I am sorry.
op puts a pic of himself up but blanks his face LOL
[QUOTE=Vasili;16877851]He's trying to tell you that you're unattractive. I am sorry.[/QUOTE] ya
that's the issue. he's got black bars on his face and no eyes!
[QUOTE=Livewire123;16876637]In todays world, you have to treat a girl like shit for her to like you. The days of being nice and actually caring about the girl have gone.[/QUOTE] Bullshit. I treat my girl like a princess and she loves it, you're obviously looking in the wrong place.
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