Don't treat girls like assholes. Don't treat them too nice either. Know just the middle line. Say something a bit mean, supply it with something nice, or say something nice, and supply it with something silly that discards the first nice comment.
What did you expect?
I can't get a girlfriend , because ALL THE HOT/NICE ONES ARE IN MY FRIENDSHIP ZONE.
I gotta start treating girls like assholes
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;16877975]Thanks. :([/QUOTE]
I'll be your girlfriend as well.
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;16877975]Thanks. :([/QUOTE]
Don't worry about it, you look fine.
FPers watch so much porn that they forget what normal people look like.
If the girls are getting "dickheads" for boyfriends, they aren't worth fighting for anyway.
I wouldn't want a girlfriend who hangs out with idiots
[QUOTE=Jallen;16878029]Don't worry about it, you look fine.
FPers watch so much porn that they forget what normal people look like.[/QUOTE]
you got a smudge on your armor there
Dont fuckin let them cry over their douche bag boy friend problems. Hang up. I am being serious, let them wallow in their pain and suffering, and the end result: They will want to talk to you more. Women love being denied, because women always want what they cant have. And dont "Go talk to them". Get off of facepunch, go get a hobby, become your own person, and dont go around acting like: "Oh, im so lonely, i have nobody". Walk around like "Yeah! i fuckin own this place!" Women dont necessarily love douchebags and assholes, they just love confidence.
Slap them bitches around to show them who's boss. It works.
[QUOTE=Gringamos;16878050]you got a smudge on your armor there[/QUOTE]
what is this i dont even
Seriously, I don't even know what this means.
Your nipples are :downs:
[QUOTE=Jallen;16878082]what is this i dont even
Seriously, I don't even know what this means.[/QUOTE]
It means you are being a white knight, knights wear armor.
And it isn't a compliment.
[B]Don't look for a girlfriend, then you'll get one.[/B]
[QUOTE=ashxu;16876785]lol just read OP's profile
your never going to get a girlfriend.
even if you did, they'd leave you once they read your Facepunch profile.[/QUOTE]
You are an asshole.
Interests
playing gmod and fapping
Occupation
student
Seems like a shit ton of people here fit this category. Doesn't mean they cannot get girls.
[QUOTE=Jallen;16878029]Don't worry about it, you look fine.
FPers watch so much porn that they forget what normal people look like.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://whisky.de/Forum/forums/storage/27/119650/white_knight.png[/ImG]
By the way, I like GMod and Fapping, and I have a girlfriend. She's awesome.
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;16878120]You are an asshole.
Interests
playing gmod and fapping
Occupation
student
Seems like a shit ton of people here fit this category. Doesn't mean they cannot get girls.[/QUOTE]
i dunno, i haven't played gmod for yearsssssss
Seriously? Read "The Game"
[QUOTE=Nugiman;16878139][IMG]http://whisky.de/Forum/forums/storage/27/119650/white_knight.png[/ImG][/QUOTE]
omg hi nugiman!!
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;16878142]By the way, I like GMod and Fapping, and I have a girlfriend. She's awesome.[/QUOTE]
Don't rub it in, wanker :colbert:
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16878169]Don't rub it in, wanker :colbert:[/QUOTE]
you'd probably have a girlfriend if you didn't sit in fast threads all day long.
Join a sport, excell at it, become more social, ???????, profit.
Act like a tough guy and be assertive to your friends who are guys, make sure the girl is aware of your ability to assert yourself, but treat her like a God still.
A bit of work, but it's the foolproof method.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16878169]Don't rub it in, wanker :colbert:[/QUOTE]
:dance:
[QUOTE=Gringamos;16878199]you'd probably have a girlfriend if you didn't sit in fast threads all day long.[/QUOTE]
You'd probably have a girlfriend if you didn't play Second Life all day long. Hurrrr
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;16878220]You'd probably have a girlfriend if you didn't play Second Life all day long. Hurrrr[/QUOTE]
lol what?
[QUOTE=Gringamos;16878199]you'd probably have a girlfriend if you didn't sit in fast threads all day long.[/QUOTE]
I got my eye on someone, making a move soon.
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