• Why can't I get a girlfriend?
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[QUOTE=dcalde78;16878239]I got my eye on someone, making a move soon.[/QUOTE] # Posts Per Day: 38.22
[QUOTE=mitch5771;16878054]Dont fuckin let them cry over their douche bag boy friend problems. Hang up. I am being serious, let them wallow in their pain and suffering, and the end result: They will want to talk to you more. Women love being denied, because women always want what they cant have. And dont "Go talk to them". Get off of facepunch, go get a hobby, become your own person, and dont go around acting like: "Oh, im so lonely, i have nobody". Walk around like "Yeah! i fuckin own this place!" Women dont necessarily love douchebags and assholes, they just love confidence.[/QUOTE] Probably the best advice you will find here OP.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16878239]I got my eye on someone, making a move soon.[/QUOTE] good on ya mate good luck :cheers:
Date sites Now good luck
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16878239]I got my eye on someone, making a move soon.[/QUOTE] See, I'm a sweetheart. I still cook a nice dinner out on my balcony for girls still. Not to mention, all the other stuff I do. Like, opening the door, pulling out the chair for her at restaurants, not smoking, etc. All the little things basically. I think I'm one of the few left. D:
Cut your hair, and act suave. Whoever said that you should be yourself was a dipshit.
[QUOTE=ashxu;16877014]OP's Girlfriend: So... what do you like to do in your spare time? OP: PLAY G-MOD AND FAPPING OP's Girlfriend: ಠ_ಠ[/QUOTE] You sir, have just categorized the entire facepunch comunity... now get out there and put that on your resume. Interviewer: So what good qualities do you have? Facepuncher: PLAY G-MOD AND FAPPING Interviewer: What? Facepuncher: PLAY G-MOD AND FAPPING Interviewer: Any aspirations? Facepuncher: PLAY G-MOD AND FAPPING Interviewer: Coffee? Facepuncher: PLAY G-MOD AND FAPPING
Don't kid yourself. Anybody who does this shit all day can't possibly have a good rappor with any woman. Just because you like to watch this girl from across the lunch room while you sit next to your fatass friends who toss the meat out of their sandwiches at each other doesn't mean she likes you or is even aware of you.
OP, get a boyfriend then :q:
ITT: Assholes. Exmaple. [QUOTE=Downsider;16878292]Don't kid yourself. Anybody who does this shit all day can't possibly have a good rappor with any woman. Just because you like to watch this girl from across the lunch room while you sit next to your fatass friends who toss the meat out of their sandwiches at each other doesn't mean she likes you or is even aware of you.[/QUOTE] [editline]10:57PM[/editline] Also, serious advice to the OP. Just, be confident and don't go to school looking like shit. Also, make her laugh. Girls love that.
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;16878337]ITT: Assholes. Exmaple.[/QUOTE] Mmmm... Exmaple. That warm delicious condomant that tastes of butter and fail
[QUOTE=Nugiman;16878252]# Posts Per Day: 38.22[/QUOTE] 25 miles from town, a shit bus service and no personal transport [editline]04:00PM[/editline] [QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;16878281]See, I'm a sweetheart. I still cook a nice dinner out on my balcony for girls still. Not to mention, all the other stuff I do. Like, opening the door, pulling out the chair for her at restaurants, not smoking, etc. All the little things basically. I think I'm one of the few left. D:[/QUOTE] I can't cook :buddy:
Stop trying, you'll get one.
I'm sure all the girls flock to you, eh?
"Interests playing gmod and fapping" The second part is ussaly a turn off.
Why should you treat girls like shit for them to like you? I don't see much sense in it.
[QUOTE=booster;16878470]Why should you treat girls like shit for them to like you? I don't see much sense in it.[/QUOTE] It doesn't make sense at all, but it works.
Don't listen to these people, none of them have had girlfriends, seriously.
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;16878281]See, I'm a sweetheart. I still cook a nice dinner out on my balcony for girls still. Not to mention, all the other stuff I do. Like, opening the door, pulling out the chair for her at restaurants, not smoking, etc. All the little things basically. I think I'm one of the few left. D:[/QUOTE] A lot of guys still do this myself included. Except cooking of course. The thing is girls aren't looking for life partners in their school years and would prefer someone they could just have some fun with then go their seperate ways. People seem to have some aversion to being tied down to someone.
[QUOTE=Downsider;16878483]Don't listen to these people, none of them have had girlfriends, seriously.[/QUOTE] Not true. Stop being a troll. Also, let's use this girl as an example. We'll name her Peach. She likes me, and I don't ignore her, at all. I talk to her alot, and I'm never shy around her. Thing is I have a girlfriend, and she [Peach] smokes. Year old picture by the way. She's about to be 16. Not a 10, but, she's still okay looking. [media]http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs024.snc1/4265_93681421274_575526274_2384623_3826816_n.jpg[/media]
[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16878482]It doesn't make sense at all, but it works.[/QUOTE] So if a girl treats me like shit, Does that mean she likes me?
[QUOTE=NinjaPanda;16878528]A lot of guys still do this myself included. Except cooking of course.[/QUOTE] That skillage comes naturally, my mom is a chef. Helps, alot.
To get girls you must be this man. [media]http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/187/incrediblestory.png[/media]
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;16878556]That skillage comes naturally, my mom is a chef. Helps, alot.[/QUOTE] I work in a kitchen, maybe I can get some tips :buddy: Even though I only wash stuff and don't actually cook :buddy:
:P you look like a ninga. :D
[QUOTE=NinjaPanda;16878528] The thing is girls aren't looking for life partners in their school years and would prefer someone they could just have some fun with then go their seperate ways. People seem to have some aversion to being tied down to someone.[/QUOTE] I'm not either, I just think, girls, need to be treated right. Too bad alot of girls think the way you described it. :frown:
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;16878556]That skillage comes naturally, my mom is a chef. Helps, alot.[/QUOTE] Damn you. I wish I was a skilled cook because it's one of the professions I respect. My Mum and Dad basically gave me easy to cook meals all the time and neither of them were very proficient at cooking so there were never the necessary materials and equipment in my house for me to practice cooking with. I really need to practice sometime.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16878569]I work in a kitchen, maybe I can get some tips :buddy: Even though I only wash stuff and don't actually cook :buddy:[/QUOTE] Don't worry. One day you can be like him. [img]http://www.dan-dare.org/FreeFun/Images/CartoonsMoviesTV/RatatouilleWallpaper2800.jpg[/img] [editline]11:15PM[/editline] [QUOTE=NinjaPanda;16878586]Damn you. I wish I was a skilled cook because it's one of the professions I respect. My Mum and Dad basically gave me easy to cook meals all the time and neither of them were very proficient at cooking so there were never the necessary materials and equipment in my house for me to practice cooking with. I really need to practice sometime.[/QUOTE] Just one weekend, buy a shitload of stuff, and check out some recipes, and play around. Just, be prepared to clean up the shitstorm you've created in your kitchen.
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;16878582]I'm not either, I just think, girls, need to be treated right. Too bad alot of girls think the way you described it. :frown:[/QUOTE] blankquote
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;16878600] Just one weekend, buy a shitload of stuff, and check out some recipes, and play around. Just, be prepared to clean up the shitstorm you've created in your kitchen.[/QUOTE] Basically what I'm aiming to do. Should be awesome. [i]When[/i] I do it...
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