• Why can't I get a girlfriend?
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Just fight everybody.
[QUOTE=Agoat;16878684]Just fight everybody.[/QUOTE] Also, Agoat brings up a good point. Why do girls just love dating assholes. It sucks mannnn.
Boyfriends are so much easier to get if you are on the internet all the time.
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;16878719]Also, Agoat brings up a good point. Why do girls just love dating assholes. It sucks mannnn.[/QUOTE] Arrange a fistfight with a friend and do it in front of her to prove your manliness :v: [editline]04:26PM[/editline] [QUOTE=PQNY;16878760]Boyfriends are so much easier to get if you are on the internet all the time.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/345c00getout.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=jusmumbo;16876623]Okay I am getting really sick of this, almost turning me off women as I now think they're teases. Everytime I manage to sum up the courage to talk to one, they always give me the cold shoulder in some form. I ask them out and they say "Oh I'll have to think about it", what the fucking shit happens, they're going out with some deadbeat loser next week and I end up alone or in the friendzone with a whiny bitch who complains about the toxic waste of space they turned me down for. Just the other week a whole group of girls hit on me on the train, I talk to them on facebook some more. The information I find really is dissapointing because they asked me if I had a girlfriend, they told me I was cool and they even asked if I was ready for one in the course of one week. [b]Then these bitches say they all have boyfriends and one is a lesbian![/b]. This shits me alot and makes me think its a cruel joke played on me leading me on like that.Pretty much what happens is I end up in the friendzone in like 2minutes when I first talk to a girl. I don't consider myself mr. Niceguy but I aint exactly a dipshit loser asshole who treats them like property. I'm no ugly toad but I know Im no sculpture either. I am quite caring to, I don't have it in me to just treat them like shit and I don't have it in me to just bash someone or even 'shank' them like some show off about doing. Why is it that these pricks always beat me to it and why do I always end up in the friend zone? I have never had a girlfriend before, I really want to have one but it never happens. Pic: [URL=http://img24.imageshack.us/i/99015649.jpg/][IMG]http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4543/99015649.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL] I dont want people properly viewing my face, anyway am I bad-looking? Is this why they won't take me?[/QUOTE] Why have you got a black mask that covers your face?
Any girl can be approached really, just make them laugh... not the hardest thing to do...
Might sound cheesy but just have faith in yourself, self-confidence is the best way to impress a lady, a little arrogance is fine but don't over-do it.
ITT : Smartasses
You're probably going after the wrong kind of women. Also your picture isn't really helpful. I personally like to judge someone's appearance taking their face mostly into consideration not their figure. Seeming as you blacked the main part of it out I have no idea what to think. Yes, a lot of women are cruel, but a lot of men are also from my own experiences back when I was in highschool 5 years ago. No one back in my school was worth the time of day. Again, you may just be going after the wrong type of girls.
Need confidence? Self esteem? I have just the thing for you! [media]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/Bolster.png[/media]
try less. the harder you try and the more you make it a big deal the more your going to fail. and don't go around looking for a girlfriend. meet girls, get to know them, then decide if you think there right for you.
[QUOTE=Livewire123;16876637]In todays world, you have to treat a girl like shit for her to like you. The days of being nice and actually caring about the girl have gone.[/QUOTE] Not from my experience. Maybe if you wanting to find some stuck up bitch who all she knows is how to suck dick, then it'll work.
[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;16879087]Need confidence? Self esteem? I have just the thing for you! [media]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/Bolster.png[/media][/QUOTE] Awesome, but, what the fuck man.
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;16879194]Awesome, but, what the fuck man.[/QUOTE] Courage Wolf motherfucker :cheers:
Steps to get a girlfriend 1. Get a box 2. Cut a hole in the box 3. Put your dick in the box 4. Close lid 5. Give box with penis in to girl 6. Sexy time
You're on facepunch. Do the math your self
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[QUOTE=dcalde78;16879220]Courage Wolf motherfucker :cheers:[/QUOTE] He is now my favorite, whatever you call those things. Also, what's the name of the depressed one again?
[QUOTE=wingless;16879348]You're on facepunch. Do the math your self[/QUOTE] Enough of that shit. If people can sit on myspace and facebook all day and still get some action than you can be on facepunch.
Threads like this make me feel good about myself.
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;16879386]He is now my favorite, whatever you call those things. Also, what's the name of the depressed one again?[/QUOTE] Courage wolf has the best advice. Better than advice dog advice.
[QUOTE=jusmumbo;16876623][b]Then these bitches say they all have boyfriends and one is a lesbian![/b]. [/QUOTE] Not a bad thing. You can think about them experimenting with each other.
Note how the OP buggered off.
[QUOTE=Livewire123;16876637]In todays world, you have to treat a girl like shit for her to like you. The days of being nice and actually caring about the girl have gone.[/QUOTE] do you seriously belive this??? if you do you disgust me
Step One - Don't post pictures of yourself in your underwear on the internet. Step Two - Don't buy underwear like the ones you are wearing. Way too colorful. Who's attention are you trying to get? Girls, or children? Step Three - You know those girls that say shit like, "You are like a brother to me!", "I don't want to ruin our friendship..." Etc.? Let go of them. To them, you are like a pet. Like a lost puppy that follows them everywhere and does tricks for them. Don't be pussy whipped when you're not even getting pussy. Step Four - When they come to bitch to you about their abusive/punk ass boyfriends, ignore. They see you as a shoulder to cry on... An object to make them feel better. Stop listening, and stop being so dependable. Sometimes, you gotta be an asshole. I'm not telling you to say "HURF DURF THAT'LL LEARN YA!", I'm telling you to say "Oh that's too bad.", etc. Step Five - Be a gentleman. Don't be an asshole 24/7. Be courteous, kind, passionate, and good natured. But that doesn't mean become a clingy faggot that they want, because no one will like you if you are a pushover. Don't put their needs in front of your own.
Just show them yo dang-a-lang.
date fat chicks with low self-esteem works everytime
[QUOTE=0v3rkill;16879473]Step One - Don't post pictures of yourself in your underwear on the internet. Step Two - Don't buy underwear like the ones you are wearing. Way too colorful. Who's attention are you trying to get? Girls, or children? Step Three - You know those girls that say shit like, "You are like a brother to me!", "I don't want to ruin our friendship..." Etc.? Let go of them. To them, you are like a pet. Like a lost puppy that follows them everywhere and does tricks for them. Don't be pussy whipped when you're not even getting pussy. Step Four - When they come to bitch to you about their abusive/punk ass boyfriends, ignore. They see you as a shoulder to cry on... An object to make them feel better. Stop listening, and stop being so dependable. Sometimes, you gotta be an asshole. I'm not telling you to say "HURF DURF THAT'LL LEARN YA!", I'm telling you to say "Oh that's too bad.", etc. Step Five - Be a gentleman. Don't be an asshole 24/7. Be courteous, kind, passionate, and good natured. But that doesn't mean become a clingy faggot that they want, because no one will like you if you are a pushover. Don't put their needs in front of your own.[/QUOTE] Wouldn't being a gentleman involve helping them with their problem, thus NOT ignoring them when they bitch to you?
[QUOTE=lockdown6;16878110]Anyone else noticed that he put a thing over his abdomen/chest so he won't seem obese/underweight?[/QUOTE] What thing over my abdomen/chest? I really look like that which is why Im confused about why its so freaking hard for me to hook up.
Play hard to get and they'll get interested in you, then you don't have to go after them. Some girls just don't like guys who immediately try to satisfy them.
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