• Why can't I get a girlfriend?
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You should really just wait until you're out of highschool before you go looking for a girlfriend. Give their brains some more time to develop and let them mature a little.
You can't get a girlfriend because you touch yourself at night.
[QUOTE=jusmumbo;16876623]Okay I am getting really sick of this, almost turning me off women as I now think they're teases. Everytime I manage to sum up the courage to talk to one, they always give me the cold shoulder in some form. I ask them out and they say "Oh I'll have to think about it", what the fucking shit happens, they're going out with some deadbeat loser next week and I end up alone or in the friendzone with a whiny bitch who complains about the toxic waste of space they turned me down for. Just the other week a whole group of girls hit on me on the train, I talk to them on facebook some more. The information I find really is dissapointing because they asked me if I had a girlfriend, they told me I was cool and they even asked if I was ready for one in the course of one week. [b]Then these bitches say they all have boyfriends and one is a lesbian![/b]. This shits me alot and makes me think its a cruel joke played on me leading me on like that.Pretty much what happens is I end up in the friendzone in like 2minutes when I first talk to a girl. I don't consider myself mr. Niceguy but I aint exactly a dipshit loser asshole who treats them like property. I'm no ugly toad but I know Im no sculpture either. I am quite caring to, I don't have it in me to just treat them like shit and I don't have it in me to just bash someone or even 'shank' them like some show off about doing. Why is it that these pricks always beat me to it and why do I always end up in the friend zone? I have never had a girlfriend before, I really want to have one but it never happens. Pic: [URL=http://img24.imageshack.us/i/99015649.jpg/][IMG]http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4543/99015649.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL] I dont want people properly viewing my face, anyway am I bad-looking? Is this why they won't take me?[/QUOTE] Let me put it this way: Age - What girls like 12 to 14 - Girls like guys of the same age who will fuck them. 15 to 18 - Girls like guys who treat them like shit, then they get pissed and move to another guy who also treats them like shit. 19 to 22 - Girls like other girls because their experience with guys is either just sex or being treated like shit. 23 to 25 - Girls finally realise that they spent most of their life until now just being bitches and doing it wrong. 26 to 30 - Girl finds a nice guy at 26, marries him at 27 and divorces him at 30 because he's fed up with her wasting all the hard money he earns. 31 to 40 - Girl fucks anything she finds on the street until 40. 41 to death - Girl is now a miserable old fart that nobody wants. That's mostly how it works nowadays, with very few exceptions.
Oh jesus, not another one of these threads! Well aside from that, it seems that your in the friend zone with people you don't want to be with, so no options there. And all the girls you do like blow you off for some jerk (Damn you sound alot like me OP). Well here's the truth to those kinds of girls, [b]they're overrated[/b]. If they like losers like you say(Not saying your a loser yourself, not to be out of context), then they're losers themselves, and you don't want to be with them. It's the sad and honest truth. This is how I got rejected by my first crush, but I got over it when I realized this, and moved on. But don't sweat it, you'll find a girl with the same interests and thoughts as you someday. good luck.
Because your penis is like an acorn glued to your pelvis.
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;16876759]I miss the days where people judged by personality, not by looks. It's not really cool when guys comments about my breasts rather than my smile or thoughts. :geno:[/QUOTE] yea that never happened and if it did you weren't alive
lol did you just mspaint a robin mask on yourself?
Nice boxers.
Because you have no face.
[QUOTE=Livewire123;16876637]In todays world, you have to treat a girl like shit for her to like you. The days of being nice and actually caring about the girl have gone.[/QUOTE] how old are you
say lets i like u lets has sex badabam
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The reason you don't have a girlfriend is because you want a girlfriend just to have a girlfriend.
OKAY I HAVE A TRIED AND TRUE METHOD OF HOW TO GET GIRLS [b]LISTEN UP[/b] First, orient yourself across from her in Chemistry class (college, high school, middle school, your mom's basement, whatever) Stare at her really angrily the first day she comes in to freak her out Don't look at her after that for about a day Disappear for like a MONTH, this step is very important so that she becomes super freaked out and in that way grows a gigantic emotional attachment to you (kind of like Stockholm syndrome) Come back, talk to her very mysterious-like Reveal that you spy on her in her sleep; by this point she'll be so madly in love with you, she'll find it super romantic Then, whatever the hell you want from there. She's your oyster. Also, try sniffing her neck and not doing anything else; it's REALLY romantic, and it'll turn her way the hell on. Also consider bleaching your skin; they say that Aryans are a major turn on for some chicks. Or, you know, goths, whatever.
Dating advice from Twilight?
I call it the Stephanie Meyer Approach®. :v:
Bodybuilding.com, go there, now.
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;16876759]I miss the days where people judged by personality, not by looks. [/QUOTE] I agree, it's sad. :frown: There are some, SOME girls that look after personality, but they are rare.
[QUOTE=Alde;16883070]The reason you don't have a girlfriend is because you want a girlfriend just to have a girlfriend.[/QUOTE] I want a girlfriend so that I have someone to love and care for, but that doesn't help at all.
[QUOTE=Bleach Qeef;16883687]Bodybuilding.com, go there, now.[/QUOTE] Yeah, he should settle down with a shallow bitch who will suck the life out of him. [quote]I want a girlfriend so that I have someone to love and care for, but that doesn't help at all. [/quote] I understand that, but that doesn't seem to be the OP's reason.
This is true. Treat them like shit and you'll get chicks. thats how i get chicks :v:
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You'd be surprised. I have a girl friend. I'm the last person you'd expect to have one. Almost over a year dating and we're still going.
[quote]but I aint [b]exactly[/b] a dipshit loser asshole[/quote] Well now...
you either A) need to step your game up or B) need to look harder
Don't treat them as someone you want to fuck. Make some new friends. Let your friendship grow, invite you to your house for a movie night or something. After a while you'll have one of those 'moments' with her. Just make sure she's comfortable with everything. Also don't be completely mr.nice guy. I'm not saying to be an asshole but make fun of her as a joke. If she starts making fun of you too, well it's either a bad thing or a good, depending if she's serious or not. But don't force it.
Nice boxers man wanna hook up?
Spit game to those bitches. Keep your pimp hand strong.
Show those bitches yo Exodia cards yo [img]http://yu-gyo.com/Promos/Exodia/ExodiaSet.gif[/img] I promise they'll be droppin vagina panties all ova tha place yo
[QUOTE=Livewire123;16876637]In todays world, you have to treat a girl like shit for her to like you. The days of being nice and actually caring about the girl have gone.[/QUOTE] The sad thing is that this is true for 90% of girls these days
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