• Why can't I get a girlfriend?
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You can't get a girl friend because you're a Commie
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;16888440]I MY GOD I NEED IT WHERE CAN I GET [img_thumb]www.what.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] [url]http://www.threadless.com/product/1960/Three_Keyboard_Cat_Moon[/url]
[QUOTE=Livewire123;16876637]In todays world, you have to treat a girl like shit for her to like you. The days of being nice and actually caring about the girl have gone.[/QUOTE] This is why people don't get girlfriends.
[QUOTE=rooky;16889355]This is why people don't get girlfriends.[/QUOTE] I agree. Besides... I don't understand this "Dating" Shit... Basicly some tramp steals your money, then dumps you. Then again. (I'm talking about highschool dating btw... Of course it's needed post-school hurr)
The people that are most deserving, usually don't get what they want until a while in the future. ...But I'll tell you what, when it happens, it'll be better then what you originally hoped it to be. Wait my friend... just wait. Life will be better. (nobody's going to read this lol.)
you are too self conscious
Treat women like shit, they like it. Also do the opposite of whatever they say.
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;16877975]Thanks. :([/QUOTE] Facepunchers have high standards. Warped by their unrealistic porn.
Because you wear terrible underwear
[QUOTE=Hezzy;16894785]Because you wear terrible underwear[/QUOTE] This man speaks truths. But seriously, because you whine on facepunch and start threads about it. Just have the confidence to ask out girls?
Stop attempting to get and just let it happen. When you get that's suppose to be a one night stand of PURE AWESOME.
I got my girlfriend my being open and a tad douchey, chicks tend to enjoy a little jerkish attitude but still plenty of love.
i got my girlfriend using a mastery of mixing gin based cocktails.
If you're nice to your mom she'll be your girlfriend.
Try men.
Just be yourself
[QUOTE=Lagitech;16895520]Just be yourself[/QUOTE] Not cliche at all. Seriously though, this wouldn't work if you're a robotic drawn-back person. I realize confidence works but I still don't know what to say, I talk to them and then after 5mins the conversation dies. [QUOTE=sleepyperson;16894942]Stop attempting to get and just let it happen. When you get that's suppose to be a one night stand of PURE AWESOME.[/QUOTE] I don't think wait-and-see is a good approach, I want to go out an grab these opportunities but I still don't quite know how.
cause your a loooozer rofl
Lower your standards. By that I mean, go look for a woman with a mental defect.
[QUOTE=Appolox;16876893]I treat girls properly, buy them flowers, take them out, talk about everything, caring and I always end up in friend zone, or some other 'Alvaro' type of guy takes my place; makes me feel like shit.[/QUOTE] I'm the same way. -_- [editline]07:42AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Penguin-Man;16876779]who on earth would go out with someone with an ork for an avatar? especially one that made poopie[/QUOTE] I laughed so hard... :D
Maybe your just a cunt.
Why are you in such a rush to be in a relationship, it's not as fun as it seems. It gets really annoying after while and when you get married. You only get to see your friends every other week, you need go to bed at a certain time. You miss the days being single and having no responsibility so you can sit all day long in your underwear to watch cartoons and play games. I hate wearing pants when I am home.
Because you take pictures of yourself with nothing but boxers on, then post it on an internet forum. Also you're fat.
You need more confidence.
babe I'll be your girlfriend.
Well if you're on FacePunch you probably won't get one. There are some girls on here, but lets be frank, if you're looking for a girl, go out and socialize, make lots of new friends, meet lots of new people...
i once told a girl i was gay so shed stop calling me in 9th grade it was funny i dont regret it
I think with getting girlfriends, some people have that innate confidence, some do not. Most people I know that used to be awful at it now have a very stable relationship. Lots of people who were fucktards before do not. Being nice is definitely rewarded. If you want one night stands, yes, act overly confident and like a fucktard, but if you want a relationship, you need to be at least a little caring, if it is someone you want to stay with.
[QUOTE=NinjaPanda;16878528]A lot of guys still do this myself included. Except cooking of course. The thing is girls aren't looking for life partners in their school years and would prefer someone they could just have some fun with then go their seperate ways. People seem to have some aversion to being tied down to someone.[/QUOTE] I can cook.. like..Ramen and Pop Tarts.
I'm not sure how to help you get a girlfriend...since my current one knew I loved Pokemon before we started going out...yet is really hot... and I'm a pretty nice guy...so it all makes no sense according to the rules floating about in these posts :P
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