• 3 strange urban legends
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That part in Scary Movie 4 when they're driving and that little fuck just shows up? I hated that part so much. Anything that jumps out of nowhere scares me really.
wow second story is retarded other ones are funnay :D
One night, I was in bed, beating my wife, when phone ring. I beat phone, then pick it up. I hear voice. Voice says; "What you do with my daughter?!" I turn to wife and demand to know why her father interrupt me beating her. But she say, her father is dead! Then, KGB break into house and arrest me for illegal possession of phone. Such is life in Moscow. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Toys are made by loyal factory for amusement of the children of the motherland. Toys are of baby, and have realistic crying function. Soon, it becomes difficult to distinguish baby and toy. Both are burned for warmth. Such is life in mother Russia ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mother and father got a little tired from building Communism, so they want to go to Moscow to buy vodka. They call their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrives, children already sleep in beds. Babysitter just sits around and make sure everything good with children. Later that night, babysitter gets bored and goes to read Marx, but she can't read it downstairs because there's no electricity (the parents didn't want children reading Marx all night long). So, she calls them and asks if she can get candles to read Marx in their room. Of course, the parents say it's okay, but the babysitter has one final request... she asked if she could cover up the Lenin statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, because it makes her nervous. The phone line is silent for a moment, and the father who says, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call milita. We do not have an Lenin statue." The militia found all three of the house occupants dead because KGB killed them for trying to cover Lenin's statue. And militia arrested parents for not having a Lenin statue. Such is life in Moscow. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once I hear story about girl in Chaplygin. She was asleep in her bed, when she feel lick on her hand. She thinks it is dog and goes to sleep. Next morning, she finds note on dresser with dead head of dog. It says "Capitalists can lick too." She screams. The girl was sent for re-education in Estonia, her parents sent to labor in Siberia. One must always be watchful and never let American spies into one's house.
[QUOTE=NotMeh;22284719]So.... they were Albinos? What's so scary about that?[/QUOTE] Re-Read it carefully and you'll see
[QUOTE=lazyguy;22278871]Scary shit[/QUOTE] At first i thought she had killed herself, but then read the last paragraph, and was like "WHAT THE FUDGE?!?!! *heart attack*"
[QUOTE=lazyguy;22278871]Albino ghost story[/QUOTE] If that happened to me, I may have just rushed back up there with a stick and put it in the keyhole :v:
Even though I'm very [b]easily[/b] scared by [b]anything[/b], none of these scared me. Come to think of it, nothing has been scaring me lately...
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5270753/dFNIH.png[/img] Right click -> View image
[QUOTE=Chrille;22280407] Such is life in Moscow[/QUOTE] Best one by far.
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;22280838]Rumor has it that every halloween during the hours of 2am and 5am, there exists a void. You must stand in front of a mirror in a pitch black room with your gaze fixated on the mirror. If you remain in the room when the moment arrives, you will feel a chill seize your body. Place your right hand on the mirror and whisper "I accept." If done correctly, in the mirror there will be a faint image of a fleshless infant with pitch black eyes. He will stare directly into your soul and you will hear the buzzing of flies and nervous whispering. You will not be able to make out the image in the mirror but you will be filled with unspeakable terror. The infant will ask you five questions about events that have occurred within your life. His voice will sound like the rubbing of sandpaper and will be devoid of all emotion. For each question that you answer incorrectly, one of your five senses will be consumed. For each question that is answered correctly, you will be able to recite the name of someone you know. That person will be found dead the next morning, after a night of unimagninable horror, with their flesh removed and their eyes missing. [/QUOTE] Legend is being going like this. You entering bathroom and standing in front of mirror. Turning candles off and, while being in front of mirror, spinning rapidly, you chanting "Leon Trotsky" "Leon Trotsky" "Leon Trotsky" "Leon Trotsky", several times, while catching glimpses of self on mirror. It is said that eventually you be seeing image of Leon Trotsky on mirror. Upon exiting bathroom you are being arrested by KGB for believing in existence of Leon Trotsky, whom the party as proven never existed. Such is life in Moscow. [editline]12:10AM[/editline] [QUOTE=The BoxDog;22280607]In any city, in any country, go to any mental instituion or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls themself "The Holder of the End". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear. Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped. If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. What happens when they all come together? The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifiying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, a few end they're lives. But most do the worst thing and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned, if you do your death will be that of cruelity and unrelenting horror. Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands. That object is 1 of 2538. They must never come together. Never.[/QUOTE] In any Russian town seek out House for Reeducation of Mentally Unfit. Ask House Direktor to speak with Holder of End. Direktor will take you down, past root cellar, past beet storage, until you reach small room. Inside will be comrade of continuous talking to self. Language will possibly be inferior Czech or filthy American. If talking cease, say 'Da, comrade. Here for speaking'. If talking to self stop, share vodka with Direktor and fear not, for you are proud Soviet.If talking to self continue, ask mentally unfit 'What happen when all come together, in perfect Communist Union?'. Retard will then answer, but due to inferior Reeducation facility, answer will be incorrect. Report Direktor to KGB at once. Also, mentally unfit will have tchotke in hands. Take from them and deliver to KGB. Possession is not an ideal for mentally unfit. If you have farm, you may take retard to works fields, after sterilization. There are 2,538 retards of such. KGB is wishing to recover all.
I check into small hotel a few kilometers from Kiev. It is late. I am tired. I tell woman at desk I want a room. She tells me room number and give key. "But one more thing comrade; there is one room without number and always lock. Don't even peek in there." I take key and go to room to sleep. Night comes and I hear trickling of water. It comes from the room across. I cannot sleep so I open door. It is coming from room with no number. I pound on door. No response. I look in keyhole. I see nothing except red. Water still trickling. I go down to front desk to complain. "By the way who is in that room?" She look at me and begin to tell story. There was woman in there. Murdered by her husband. Skin all white, except her eyes, which were red. I tell her I don't give a shit. Stop the water trickling or give me refund. She gave me 100 ruble credit and free breakfast. Such is life in Moscow
[QUOTE=NotMeh;22284719]So.... they were Albinos? What's so scary about that?[/QUOTE] When he looked through the keyhole he only saw red. He assumed it was like red paper or something, but he was actually staring right into the eyeball of the guy. When I read these I was like meh these aren't scary at all. Thinking back over them now however :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Emperorconor;22284179]A man crept into her house, killed her dog, hung it and then licked her hand. You don't find that creepy?[/QUOTE] But why? For what reason? I mean just to write "HERP DERP HUMENS CAN LIK 2" on the wall while giggling and playing with himself doesn't seem like a good enough reason.
[QUOTE=DarkSpirit05er;22290118][img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5270753/dFNIH.png[/img_thumb] Right click -> View image[/QUOTE] Group of Soviet Enemies are rounded up to test glorious soviet drugs on. One of them begins to scream and run around in circles after many nights with no sleep. Another prisoner rips a page out of a Soviet book and craps on it, then places it on porthole. He is shot by KGB for destruction of Soviet Property, test subjects are sent to Siberia to make licence plates, research facility destroyed to make room for Vodka Factory. Such is life in Moscow
This thread is truly chilling.
Good read, haven't been this creeped out since Korsakovia
Must have moar.
Third one is incorrect, if she came in at 3PM like it states the room would obviously be bright enough to see AND the girl would, more than likely, not be asleep.
We need more
Somewhere in West Philadelphia , you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept. After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time. With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o'clock, even though it will feel like you've been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say 'Yo homes, smell ya later!', but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times. If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.
[QUOTE=NO ONE;22282594]This makes me rage because of the stupidity.....SNAKES ARE NOT POISONOUS. POISONOUS SNAKES DO NOT EXIST. THERE ARE ONLY [B][U]VENOMOUS[/U][/B] SNAKES. POISON=DEATH BY INGESTION (eating/drinking) VENOM=DEATH BY INJECTION (injection in to the bloodstream such as through a snakebite)[/QUOTE] No one cares.
[QUOTE=ArcNova;22292663]Somewhere in West Philadelphia , you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept. After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time. With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o'clock, even though it will feel like you've been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say 'Yo homes, smell ya later!', but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times. If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.[/QUOTE] :golfclap:
Moar
[QUOTE=Muffinbuster;22292745]No one cares.[/QUOTE] I do.
[QUOTE=Vinze;22293976]I do.[/QUOTE] He was specifically saying No One cares.. The person who posted that is No One, and I'm pretty sure he cared.
Jesus, as I was reading these, the Stanley Cup audio turned into static for a second. Terrifying.
[QUOTE=Valdor;22294196]He was specifically saying No One cares.. The person who posted that is No One, and I'm pretty sure he cared.[/QUOTE] Naw, I think he just got lucky with that
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;22294354]Naw, I think he just got lucky with that[/QUOTE] I did it on purpose. In fact, now I know that there is a difference between venom and poison. Interesting.
In any city, in any country, go to any mental instituion or halfway house... [editline]11:37PM[/editline] [QUOTE=NotMeh;22284719]So.... they were Albinos? What's so scary about that?[/QUOTE] Vampires.
[QUOTE=Dacheet;22280855][url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunny_Man"]Bunny Man Bridge triumphs all.[/url] Then again, Melon Heads ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melon_heads[/url]) is also up there...[/QUOTE] Lolwut. Germany, England?
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