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[QUOTE=lordilordi;22277955]Jane came into the room ... she did not want to disturb the sleeping Jane[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=rosar0980;22308815]Pond Run Road, off US 52
New Richmond, OH
Along this road, spots for pulling a car over are constantly being disposed of. This comes after many reports of lovers finding a hook on their car door. Here is an account from a woman, named Jane Doe. John pulled his car over, and turned it off. He groped around the car to find his girlfriend, and she giggled. They embraced, but soon stopped. There were steps approaching the car.They hadn't seen lights, so it had to be the old man who lived up on the hill. They ducked down, out of sight of the windows. They heard scratching on the door, and John snuck his hand up to scare the man away. He started to pound on the window, and steps ran around to the back of the car. John told Jane to get under the blanket in the back of the car while he talked to the man. She agreed, and crawled back. John opened the door, locked it, and shut it. She laid there for what seemed like eternity, and it suddenly became light out. She realized she had fallen asleep. She heard sirens outside the car. She peeked out, and saw a police officer trying to get into the car. She climbed up onto the seat, and saw the cop jump. He motioned for her to unlock the door, and she did. She climbed out, and he told her to walk towards the emergency vehicles without looking back. She didn't listen, and looked at the top of the car. It was turned red, from its original teal color, and a body became a new decoration. There was red blood oozing from the body, and the head turned toward her. It said, "Jane...." She stared to cry because she realized it was her lover. She ran to the police cars, and was led into the car by three more officers. They told her they found a hook on the door she was facing away from, blood soaked and made for an amputated hand.[/QUOTE]
Man and woman are making love in back of car.
Man is arrested by KGB for illegal possession of car and is sent to labor camp in Siberia for 50 years.
Woman is arrested for use of American scum birth control and killed for attempting to prevent birth of Soviet Solider.
Such is life in Moscow.
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[QUOTE=mynames2long;22308505]Neighbor story[/QUOTE]
Man and elderly Soviet live next to each other.
One night neighbor hears water running in other house, and breaks in to attempt to shut it off.
KGB kills elderly man for wasting glorious Soviet Water like American Scum.
Man is beaten to death for leaving work early that night, bones fed to KGB attack dogs.
Such is life in Moscow.
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thread sucks now
best one ever right here
ready
here it goes
Attention:
Please read this sentence aloud: Hello, Molly.
If you read it out loud as I instructed, you should be safe.
If you read it in your head… Molly is now safe, too.
Inside your head.
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That was aweomse.
Reminds me of [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgWPbnwsIeE"]Suicide Mickey[/URL].
Some of these suck ass though.
[quote]During the summer of 1983, in a quiet town near Minneapolis, Minnesota, the charred body of a woman was found inside the kitchen stove of a small farmhouse. A video camera was also found in the kitchen, standing on a tripod and pointing at the oven. No tape was found inside the camera at the time.
Although the scene was originally labeled as a homicide by police, an unmarked VHS tape was later discovered at the bottom of the farm’s well (which had apparently dried up earlier that year).
Despite its worn condition, and the fact that it contained no audio, police were still able to view the contents of the tape. It depicted a woman recording herself in front of a video camera (seemingly using the same camera the police found in the kitchen). After positioning the camera to include both her and her kitchen stove in the image, the tape then showed her turning on the oven, opening the door, crawling inside, and then closing the door behind her. Eight minutes into the video, the oven could be seen shaking violently, after which point thick black smoke could be seen emanating from it. The camera then continued to stationary point at the oven for another 45 minutes until the batteries apparently died.
To avoid disturbing the local community, police never released any information about the tape, or even the fact that it was found. Police were also not able to determine who put the tape in the well.
…or why the physical stature of the woman on the tape did not in any way resemble the stature of the woman found in the oven.[/quote]
It's so bloody obvious.
1) Woman sets up tape to record.
2) Woman fakes starting the oven or if daring turns it on.
3) Woman gets in and 1 second later gets out
4) Woman stops tape.
5) Rewinds tape to before she gets out
6) Woman shoves victim inside the oven
7) Starts oven
8) Starts tape and stays off screen
9) Dismantles audio portion of the tape
10) She places it down the well and leaves the country
Either the most unspooky story or the stupidest insurance fraud scheme.
And this is what people say about it
[quote]I don’t get why the details of the tape are scary. Easy explanation: Lady 1 cooks herself. Later, lady 2 disposes of lady 1’s body, chucks the tape in the well, then also cooks herself.[/quote]
Makes a huge assumption of ridiculous proportions. Insanity wouldn't make you hide the body.
[quote]4>> it is scary, it implies that a second woman found the tape and the cooked woman, and somehow the body and the tape were disposed of, and then second woman got cooked too, presumably by being driven insane from what she saw on the tape. Crazy people are scary, crazy enough to want to die are just that much scarier.[/quote]
People presuming that the two people died.
[quote]How can you tell what someone looks like if they’ve been reduced to ashes?[/quote]
Someone that doesn't grasp an idea of basic body ratios.
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;22315984]That was aweomse.
Reminds me of the one mickey mouse cartoon.[/QUOTE]
Probably inspired by it. I, too, thought the same thing.
Also, RIP, Gary Coleman and Billy Mays
[QUOTE=MadCatMkII;22315856][B]Dead Bart[/B][/QUOTE]
This is good as it transcends what logic can assert and follows a supernatural event tied in with pop culture.
guys post more scary stories
I am very spooked.
[QUOTE=wlitsots;22317473]guys post more scary stories[/QUOTE]
What about mine? Mine was spooky, wasn't it?
[QUOTE=MadCatMkII;22315856]
Dead bart.
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One day episode of Janek i Panek was made in soviet Russia.
Episode was not liked and interview with Propaganda minister he left hours early to not say anything about it, he was shot for abandon post.
Boy goes to maker and asks episode. Man nearly dies and tells him to download episode for computer.
Boy uses old Estonian computer to download episode, computer tried to reject capitalist internet but almost die.
Watches episode, episode is of very high quality in comparison to all others, it has man telling list of basic human rights.
KGB breaks into boys house and destroy computer with evil capitalist teachings. Boy is sent to Siberia to collect frozen bear pee to sell as lemon popsicles for children. KGB kills episode maker and replaces him with a picture of Lenin.
Such is life in Moscow.
[QUOTE=lazyguy;22278871]A man went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. She explained that it was a storeroom, and that it was out of bounds. She reminded him of this several times before allowing him upstairs. So he followed the instructions of the woman at the front desk, going straight to his room, and going to bed. However the insistence of the woman had piqued his curiosity, so the next night he walked down the hall to the door and tried the handle. Sure enough it was locked. He bent down and looked through the wide keyhole. Cold air passed through it, chilling his eye.
What he saw was a hotel bedroom, like his, and in the corner was a woman whose skin was incredibly pale. She was leaning her head against the wall, facing away from the door. He stared in confusion for a while, was this a celebrity? The owners daughter? He almost knocked on the door, out of curiosity, but decided not to. As he was still looking, the woman turned sharply and he jumped back from the door, hoping she would not suspect he had been spying on her. He crept away from the door and walked back to his room. The next day, he returned to the door and looked through the wide keyhole. This time, all he saw was redness. He couldn’t make anything out besides a distinct red color, unmoving. Perhaps the inhabitants of the room knew he was spying the night before, and had blocked the keyhole with something red. He felt embarrassed that he had made the woman so uncomfortable, and hoped she had not made a complaint with the woman on the front desk.
At this point he decided to consult her for more information. After some gentle quizzing and the promise that the explanation would go no further than him she finally said "Well, I might as well tell you the story of what happened in that room. A long time ago, a man murdered his wife in there, we find that even now, people get uncomfortable staying there. But these people were not ordinary. They were white all over, except for their eyes, which were red."[/QUOTE]
Only creepypasta that has managed to creep me out.
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About halfway through I thought, "It's going to end up where the dad and the kid are the monsters or something like that" and then I was disappointed by the unclear ending.
Jesus christ, "Dead Bart" is amazingly creepy.
Last one sounds like a variation of the Licked Hand where a girl and her dog that hid under the bed got scared. She put her hand under the bed and felt the lick of the dog. Reassured by the lick, the girl slept soundly. When she awoke she saw the walls had writing on the walls. It said "Humans can lick too, my dear" and it was written in her dead dog's blood.
In 1920, an old women living alone in a 2 story house went to bed.
She heard her dog moving and it gave her 20 rubles
Next morning she saw her dog hanging from the shower with a note in blood that said:
Your dog died for the motherland
Such is life in Moscow
[QUOTE=Muffinbuster;22333049]About halfway through I thought, "It's going to end up where the dad and the kid are the monsters or something like that" and then I was disappointed by the unclear ending.[/QUOTE]
I agree, what happened at the end?
Dead Bart is the worst one to me.
I've been the hugest fan of the Simpsons my whole life. I go to sleep every single night watching a dvd of episodes. I buy everything I can get my hands on that isn't really dumb, and I watch every episode every Sunday.
This is really disturbing to me. I don't think I'll ever be able to watch any of the classic episodes I love the same again after this.
>:C
[QUOTE=Emperorconor;22330444]One day episode of Janek i Panek was made in soviet Russia.
Episode was not liked and interview with Propaganda minister he left hours early to not say anything about it, he was shot for abandon post.
Boy goes to maker and asks episode. Man nearly dies and tells him to download episode for computer.
Boy uses old Estonian computer to download episode, computer tried to reject capitalist internet but almost die.
Watches episode, episode is of very high quality in comparison to all others, it has man telling list of basic human rights.
KGB breaks into boys house and destroy computer with evil capitalist teachings. Boy is sent to Siberia to collect frozen bear pee to sell as lemon popsicles for children. KGB kills episode maker and replaces him with a picture of Lenin.
Such is life in Moscow.[/QUOTE]
I love you because that made the story a lot less creepy
I prefer the Moscow Versions
[QUOTE=Foxzrule;22283263]The Medic
In the winter of 1944, with overtaxed supply lines in the Ardennes, a medic in the German army had completely run out of plasma, bandages and antiseptic. During one particularly bad round of mortar fire, his encampment was a bloodbath. Those who survived claimed to have heard, above the screams and barked commands of their Lieutenant, someone cackling with almost girlish glee.
The medic had made his rounds during the fire, in almost complete darkness as he had so many times before, but never had he been this short on supplies. No matter. He would do his duty. He had always prided himself on his resourcefulness.
The bombardment moved to other ends of the line, and most men dropped off to sleep in the dark, still hours of the morning - New Year's Day, 1945. The men awoke at first light with screams. They discovered that their bandages were not typical bandages at all, but hunks and strips of human flesh. Several men had been given fresh blood transfusions, yet there had been no blood supplies available. Each treated man was almost completely covered, head-to-toe, with the maroon stain of blood.
The medic was found, sitting on an ammunition tin, staring off into space. When one man approached him, and tapped him on the shoulder, his tunic fell off to reveal that large patches of his skin, muscle, and sinew had been stripped from his torso and his body was almost completely dried of blood. In one hand was a scalpel, and in the other, a blood transfusion vial. None of the men treated for wounds that night, in that camp, saw the end of January, 1945.
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I don't like this one. It would have been touching/gross, but then all the treated men die inexplicably. Why not just have it that he saved their lives by sacrificing himself?
Threads like these are why I shouldn't visit Facepunch while fapping to Cammy White.
[QUOTE=Henzukaya;22309007]Kiddies in 70 year old school.[/QUOTE]
One day in great soviet union Moscow school and neighbourhood was evacuated due to Ronald Reagan picture in school.
Many years later great soviet union once more filled neighbourhood with good communist workers.
School was abandon for many year in this city, the statue of Stalin on the front had a small amount of dust on it, people asked why the school had not been pulled down and the KGB came along and had them killed because destroying the school might harm statue of great leader Stalin.
Children explore school later, they find map with horrible pig capitalist writing on it.
Exploration bad, basement collapsed and two children fell down into carbon monoxide generator room meant to teach bad children to behave well by use of masks with tubing.
Dead children started machinery, others ran and become of insanity.
Children found dead in cafeterium, carbon monoxides poisoning, school was also black with soot.
KGB arrests everybody in city for letting soot get on Stalins head and tarnishing the shine, all people are sent to artic island to break rocks and eat flour mixed with seawater.
Such is life in Moscow.
When I read the one about the Hotel Room I almost shat myself even though its a couple of words on a page its really freaky :( I keep starting back at my bedroom door now. I am still waiting for someone to post a good version of "Bloody Mary" DAHM THATS SOME SCARY SHIAT!
sounds like a load of meh to me
One night you is making love with female comrade and you receive telephone call from her father. Her father say "stay away from daughter, capitalist pig", but female comrade say father is dead! Who was phone, you think? Then you realize that soviet-made phone infrastructure old and broken and call probably for someone else.
Such is life in Moscow.
[QUOTE=ElementalOwnage;22344608]When I read the one about the Hotel Room I almost shat myself even though its a couple of words on a page its really freaky :( I keep starting back at my bedroom door now. I am still waiting for someone to post a good version of "Bloody Mary" DAHM THATS SOME SCARY SHIAT![/QUOTE]
Klevin go to hotel, buy room for russian whore and himself for many sex
Man is told not to go to the door down the hall
Klevin is curious man, and looks through keyhole to see what is inside
Officers come out of the room and arrest him for espionage
Such is life in Moscow
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