• Southern/Southeastern Thread V.1 "We're all inbred here"
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As someone who lives in Maryland, I can confirm we're a bunch of rude, uptight liberal assholes [editline]28th February 2013[/editline] except I live in a pretty rural county so there is a fair share of wannabe rednecks around- I say wannabe because they talk in terrible fake accents and seem to think that having a truck and wearing camo makes you a "redneck" god I hate it here
[QUOTE=FreakySoup;39755576]As someone who lives in Maryland, I can confirm we're a bunch of rude, uptight liberal assholes [editline]28th February 2013[/editline] except I live in a pretty rural county so there is a fair share of wannabe rednecks around- I say wannabe because they talk in terrible fake accents and seem to think that having a truck and wearing camo makes you a "redneck" god I hate it here[/QUOTE] wow, sounds exactly like Oregon, just without a lot of Oregon's beautiful scenery
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;39755253]Quick, turn on them's fightin' music. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd5wGLKpCg0&feature=youtu.be[/media][/QUOTE] I dearly love that song, thread needs more Southern culture [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNhO9Sw_OjQ[/media] Jerry Clower, classic southern comedian, kinda like Andy Griffith [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy_LMyvHTJ8[/media] Speaking of Andy Griffith [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xus57BaY3hI[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFwgzOxs0yM[/media] And of course, the absolute pinnacle of Southern music, Lynyrd Skynyrd [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG5ibgKnVfI[/media]
i live in texas it's full of racism and bigotry and idiotic politicians
I Hate it here in NC. Especially on the foothill of the mountains. Rednecks and Hicks everywhere. Im Liberal and atheist which is completely opposite of NC. I want to go to canada -_- All of my friends call me communist because I carry socialist and liberal traits. So fucking ignorant.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;39754957]Please remove West Virginia from the OP, they are dirty yankees and do not count as true Southerners.[/QUOTE] :(
[QUOTE=Dr. Punchgroin;39754082][b]Amazing Food[/b] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wosEZOJ58DM/SgJT1wk1M5I/AAAAAAAAAmc/U8-DTXQ-M-Q/s400/Deep+Fried+Ice+Cream.1.jpg[/img] [sp]Yes that is deep fried ice cream[/sp][/QUOTE] At Wurstfest my friend ate fried Kool-Aid. He says it was the worst decision of his life.
[QUOTE=Stinky;39755951] ate fried Kool-Aid. [/QUOTE] How do you even.
They fried the powder into little red balls.
[QUOTE=Stinky;39756001]They fried the powder into little red balls.[/QUOTE] I think I threw up in my mouth a little. I like fried foods and all, but a solid ball of koolaid powder dipped in the frier sounds junknasty.
Other than that, Wurstfest was really damn cool and had great food. If you're ever in Texas in November, go there at least once.
[QUOTE=Dr. Punchgroin;39754082][b]Amazing Food[/b] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wosEZOJ58DM/SgJT1wk1M5I/AAAAAAAAAmc/U8-DTXQ-M-Q/s400/Deep+Fried+Ice+Cream.1.jpg[/img] [sp]Yes that is deep fried ice cream[/sp][/QUOTE] We have a lot of deep-fried foods in Scotland.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;39756103]We have a lot of deep-fried foods in Scotland.[/QUOTE] yeah but it aint southern fried.
Has anyone ever been to Knoxville? It's not too bad on the republican side, most people keep their opinions to themselves. Plus we have a rich history. I love going downtown and seeing what's up.
[QUOTE=skynrdfan3;39756129]yeah but it aint southern fried.[/QUOTE] True, the fried food here in the South is much more varied and far better then the stuff we had in Scotland. I didn't even know deep-fried chocolate bacon was possible. [editline]28th February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;39756140]Has anyone ever been to Knoxville? It's not too bad on the republican side, most people keep their opinions to themselves. Plus we have a rich history. I love going downtown and seeing what's up.[/QUOTE] I went once for a Civil War reenactment, I think.
Speaking of history, the old missions in San Antonio are really interesting to check out. Mission San Jose and the Alamo (even though it's more of a gift shop now) are the ones I've been to most recently, and they generally have tours set up. Used to go to the ones in California for school all the time when I lived there.
[QUOTE=Alan Ninja!;39755452][t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2a/Battle_flag_of_the_US_Confederacy.svg/600px-Battle_flag_of_the_US_Confederacy.svg.png[/t] Theres 13 stars on this here flag, and ain't none of em fer West Virginia or Maryland.[/QUOTE] HEY, WE WERE FASHIONABLY LATE TO THE PARTY. [QUOTE=Moustacheman;39755477]Ya want to say that to me face, ya bloody yank![/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/xZ0ALDI.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Slippery-Q;39756283]HEY, WE WERE FASHIONABLY LATE TO THE PARTY. [/QUOTE] You didn't want to go to the party in the first place [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Virginia#Separation_from_Virginia"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Virginia#Separation_from_Virginia[/URL]
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;39756318]You didn't want to go to the party in the first place [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Virginia#Separation_from_Virginia"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Virginia#Separation_from_Virginia[/URL][/QUOTE] We didn't have our priorities in check. You can't bring up things from the past, moonshine had just rolled around, no one was thinking properly, we were like the socially-awkward 16 year old at a party: young, confused, no-respect, probably gay.
[QUOTE=Slippery-Q;39756352]We didn't have our priorities in check. You can't bring up things from the past, moonshine had just rolled around, no one was thinking properly, we were like the socially-awkward 16 year old at a party: young, confused, no-respect, probably gay.[/QUOTE] so you actually wish you had sided with the south in the civil war? uh
So the problem with all of your states is that they're not Arizona. [editline]1st March 2013[/editline] Just kidding please help me i want to leave
[QUOTE=Blanketspace;39757831]So the problem with all of your states is that they're not Arizona. [editline]1st March 2013[/editline] Just kidding please help me i want to leave[/QUOTE] You lucky fuckers don't have Daylight Savings. Otherwise, your state is just desert. [editline]28th February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=lil_n00blett;39757812]so you actually wish you had sided with the south in the civil war? uh[/QUOTE] Hey, everyone else did. Well, except the Union. and it was mostly war profiteering, but still, we had France, Britain, and Mexico on our side. Because we have cotton.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;39757812]so you actually wish you had sided with the south in the civil war? uh[/QUOTE] row row fight the power
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;39757848]You lucky fuckers don't have Daylight Savings. Otherwise, your state is just desert. [editline]28th February 2013[/editline] Hey, everyone else did. Well, except the Union. and it was mostly war profiteering, but still, we had France, Britain, and Mexico on our side. Because we have cotton.[/QUOTE] Arizona has mountains, trees, and snow like two and a half hours north of Phoenix I'm still not seeing why you would wish West Virginia had joined the Confederacy?? edit: also france and britain weren't on the south's side in the civil war, they were on neither side
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;39757891]Arizona has mountains, trees, and snow like two and a half hours north of Phoenix I'm still not seeing why you would wish West Virginia had joined the Confederacy??[/QUOTE] i really hope you're not taking this serious lol.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;39757891]Arizona has mountains, trees, and snow like two and a half hours north of Phoenix I'm still not seeing why you would wish West Virginia had joined the Confederacy?? edit: also france and britain weren't on the south's side in the civil war, they were on neither side[/QUOTE] Just pulling your chain, laddy. Arizona's an alright place. It's nice rafting down the Colorado down there.
[QUOTE=Slippery-Q;39757895]i really hope you're not taking this serious lol.[/QUOTE] haha I don't know, there's people out there who wish the south had won, so I figured wishing WV joined the Confederacy wasn't too much of a stretch [editline]28th February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Moustacheman;39757915]Just pulling your chain, laddy. Arizona's an alright place. It's nice rafting down the Colorado down there.[/QUOTE] meh, I couldn't care less for Arizona really, I'm just stationed here. It's alright, but home is the northwest.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;39757916]meh, I couldn't care less for Arizona really, I'm just stationed here. It's alright, but home is the northwest.[/QUOTE] Huh, I went hunting up in Montana once, really beautiful. Bagged a deer. Have it hanging on me mantle. [editline]28th February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=lil_n00blett;39757891]edit: also france and britain weren't on the south's side in the civil war, they were on neither side[/QUOTE] Britain had a trade agreement with the South. In return for the British smuggling in weapons, the Confederacy shipped in cotton. And from what I've heard, France had a trade agreement with the Confederacy.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;39757928]Huh, I went hunting up in Montana once, really beautiful. Bagged a deer. Have it hanging on me mantle. [editline]28th February 2013[/editline] Britain had a trade agreement with the South. In return for the British smuggling in weapons, the Confederacy shipped in cotton. And from what I've heard, France had a trade agreement with the Confederacy.[/QUOTE] From what's written on Wikipedia it says the trade they were doing was pretty minimal, and France didn't really take side at all. I've never been to Montana but I'd like to. I've still got too much to see in Oregon.
Never thought there'd be a southern thread. I'm from a town called Grove Hill in southwest Alabama. Nearest 'major' city would be Mobile, 81 miles away. [SUB][I]There's nothing to do here.[/I][/SUB]
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