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Improper use of trollface. Trolling is funny. This is not funny, this is gay and retarded.

[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26695775] Oh, and he did try to fight me he pushed me i did hit him back and he backed down, i think he expected me not to hit him seeing as the last fight i had was ages ago. I was just exaggerating, if there was a video, it's only a minute Like i said, i hit him and he backed down.[/QUOTE] lol, backpedal harder

[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26695775]Oh, and he did try to fight me he pushed me i did hit him back and he backed down, i think he expected me not to hit him seeing as the last fight i had was ages ago. I was just exaggerating, if there was a video, it's only a minute Like i said, i hit him and he backed down.[/QUOTE] You're description of this fight has gone from a scene from die hard, to you hitting him once in a day. I REALLY want to see where it'll be 24 hours from now.

so there wasnt a fight then, you just want us internet folk to think you are cool?

[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26695775][img_thumb]http://paradoxdgn.com/junk/avatars/trollface.jpg[/img_thumb] UMAD, Oh, and he did try to fight me he pushed me i did hit him back and he backed down, i think he expected me not to hit him seeing as the last fight i had was ages ago. I was just exaggerating, if there was a video, it's only a minute Like i said, i hit him and he backed down.[/QUOTE] What do you gain by making yourself look like a massive idiot?

This thread is dull and boring. OP keeps leading on to nothing.

[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26694170]Yes, my name is one of those two, i don't have an account on facebook, tell me, how did you get to find out my name?[/QUOTE] I'm the emokid you "fought". I'm calling you out again, come at me, bro.

And then it was decreed across the glorious land of facepunch, that this member, this one member by the name of dale_uk_scout, that the day he posted his first fight thread, was the day that absolutely no one gave a fuck.

Apperently some kid wanted to fight me last october: it's a long read, but it's funny. [code] Today [Brad Johnson] 7:38pm heyy fuk face [You] 8:38pm hey look, it's an urchin hi urchin [Brad Johnson] 8:48pm fuk u cunt were u wanna meet up 2 fight kunt ill bash ya [You] 8:48pm back off mae i kill peiople for a living [Brad Johnson] 8:48pm sure u do i no u i went to skool with u i have guns were we gunna meet up i aint scared of u [You] 8:48pm FUCK bro [Brad Johnson] 8:49pm i aint scared of u [You] 8:49pm i'm going to fucking crossbow you from 30 KM [Brad Johnson] 8:49pm ur a bitch [You] 8:49pm upside down [Brad Johnson] 8:49pm i have a sniper a handgun shotguns the works [You] 8:49pm over a pit of lava, that's how skilled i am [Brad Johnson] 8:49pm try it i no wat skool u go 2 no u aint skilled [You] 8:49pm i don't go to school, i go to M15 [Brad Johnson] 8:49pm ur a bitch were u wanna meet up [You] 8:50pm i'm sorry, i don't do playdates i do massacres [Brad Johnson] 8:50pm were u wanna meet for a fight or r u scared [You] 8:50pm right outside you window i'm right there [Brad Johnson] 8:50pm no u aint were do i live fukn liar [You] 8:50pm two motherfucking deser eagles pointed at your face [Brad Johnson] 8:51pm kool come inside then bitch shoot me go on i aint scared of u [You] 8:51pm at 9 cents a bullet, it's frankly a waste of money [Brad Johnson] 8:51pm sure u aint there liar bitch ill go 2 mount waverly and find u on monday c u then bitch [You] 8:52pm sure [Brad Johnson] 8:52pm on ur profile u go 2 mount [You] 8:52pm if your special school lets you out during nap time [Brad Johnson] 8:52pm keep tlkin shit kunt [You] 8:53pm i am fuckinf shitting myself right here [Brad Johnson] 8:53pm u fukn better b [You] 8:53pm i am extremely frightened [Brad Johnson] 8:53pm i no wat u look like ur a nerd [You] 8:53pm like [Brad Johnson] 8:53pm u homo [You] 8:53pm maybe i am [Brad Johnson] 8:53pm i no wat skool and everything i needa no [You] 8:53pm I KISS BOYS RAAAR [Brad Johnson] 8:53pm i aint scared of u ill kill u b4 u even go to grab ur imaginary gun u bitch weak kunt [You] 8:54pm crap, now i'll get a letter from your caretaker i think i overexcited you go take your ritalin [Brad Johnson] 8:55pm ooooh u r so scary i smash kunts like u every fukn day [You] 8:55pm fuck you, i play 6 hours of COD 6 every day [Brad Johnson] 8:55pm ur so tough on facebook but wen u c me on monday after skool u will b crying begging for ur life [You] 8:55pm i can kill the entire US army with my penis [Brad Johnson] 8:55pm on a fukn game u bitch [You] 8:55pm no on COD6 [Brad Johnson] 8:55pm yer thats a game call of duty dikhead [You] 8:56pm no it's an advanced military simulator [Brad Johnson] 8:56pm i aint stupid like u and ur family [You] 8:56pm ninjas dont ahve families [Brad Johnson] 8:56pm no its not wat do u think i am a dickhead i will c u monday [You] 8:56pm i'd hate to meet your family apperently, yout third dad is a horse You don't have permission to chat with this person. HAHA [/code] Gotta love facebook fights.

[QUOTE=Nerdrage;26699522]Apperently some kid wanted to fight me last october: it's a long read, but it's funny. [code] Today [Brad Johnson] 7:38pm heyy fuk face [You] 8:38pm hey look, it's an urchin hi urchin [Brad Johnson] 8:48pm fuk u cunt were u wanna meet up 2 fight kunt ill bash ya [You] 8:48pm back off mae i kill peiople for a living [Brad Johnson] 8:48pm sure u do i no u i went to skool with u i have guns were we gunna meet up i aint scared of u [You] 8:48pm FUCK bro [Brad Johnson] 8:49pm i aint scared of u [You] 8:49pm i'm going to fucking crossbow you from 30 KM [Brad Johnson] 8:49pm ur a bitch [You] 8:49pm upside down [Brad Johnson] 8:49pm i have a sniper a handgun shotguns the works [You] 8:49pm over a pit of lava, that's how skilled i am [Brad Johnson] 8:49pm try it i no wat skool u go 2 no u aint skilled [You] 8:49pm i don't go to school, i go to M15 [Brad Johnson] 8:49pm ur a bitch were u wanna meet up [You] 8:50pm i'm sorry, i don't do playdates i do massacres [Brad Johnson] 8:50pm were u wanna meet for a fight or r u scared [You] 8:50pm right outside you window i'm right there [Brad Johnson] 8:50pm no u aint were do i live fukn liar [You] 8:50pm two motherfucking deser eagles pointed at your face [Brad Johnson] 8:51pm kool come inside then bitch shoot me go on i aint scared of u [You] 8:51pm at 9 cents a bullet, it's frankly a waste of money [Brad Johnson] 8:51pm sure u aint there liar bitch ill go 2 mount waverly and find u on monday c u then bitch [You] 8:52pm sure [Brad Johnson] 8:52pm on ur profile u go 2 mount [You] 8:52pm if your special school lets you out during nap time [Brad Johnson] 8:52pm keep tlkin shit kunt [You] 8:53pm i am fuckinf shitting myself right here [Brad Johnson] 8:53pm u fukn better b [You] 8:53pm i am extremely frightened [Brad Johnson] 8:53pm i no wat u look like ur a nerd [You] 8:53pm like [Brad Johnson] 8:53pm u homo [You] 8:53pm maybe i am [Brad Johnson] 8:53pm i no wat skool and everything i needa no [You] 8:53pm I KISS BOYS RAAAR [Brad Johnson] 8:53pm i aint scared of u ill kill u b4 u even go to grab ur imaginary gun u bitch weak kunt [You] 8:54pm crap, now i'll get a letter from your caretaker i think i overexcited you go take your ritalin [Brad Johnson] 8:55pm ooooh u r so scary i smash kunts like u every fukn day [You] 8:55pm fuck you, i play 6 hours of COD 6 every day [Brad Johnson] 8:55pm ur so tough on facebook but wen u c me on monday after skool u will b crying begging for ur life [You] 8:55pm i can kill the entire US army with my penis [Brad Johnson] 8:55pm on a fukn game u bitch [You] 8:55pm no on COD6 [Brad Johnson] 8:55pm yer thats a game call of duty dikhead [You] 8:56pm no it's an advanced military simulator [Brad Johnson] 8:56pm i aint stupid like u and ur family [You] 8:56pm ninjas dont ahve families [Brad Johnson] 8:56pm no its not wat do u think i am a dickhead i will c u monday [You] 8:56pm i'd hate to meet your family apperently, yout third dad is a horse You don't have permission to chat with this person. HAHA [/code] Gotta love facebook fights.[/QUOTE] Oh shit you called him an urchin. Thats a self esteem killer right there...

[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26645447]If wrong board, please move. Apparently some emo wants to fight me tomorrow, for literally no valid reason. I will push him over and jizz all over him. If he admits defeat I'm going to be gentlemanly and help him up, if not I'll kick dirt over him. Like the pig he is. Post your tips please. tl;dr Emo wants to fight, I'll go apeshit, friend who has beef also wants to fight should i let him join, what do? P.S Not trying to sound hard, this fucker has been being a prick since high school, fed up of it. know where he lives. P.P.S Going to let him try to take the first punch. I'll have a reason then.[/QUOTE] Ur such a fag.

kick to the groin, punch in the gut, knee to the nose. he'll be out cold assuming you're not the weakest person on earth

How I wish the fight would have turned out. [IMG]http://i26.tinypic.com/27y63xl.jpg[/IMG]

Those are crap fighting techniques. Even if you win your going to make an ass out of yourself.

I don't understand why stupid OPS do not lie about outcomes of these scenarios, such as the I'm getting laid guy. He could of said "man it was the greatest feeling ever" instead of being some loser who cuts himself and wants to join the army and kill himself. I really do not get why people insult themselves.

[QUOTE=Nerdrage;26699522]Apperently some kid wanted to fight me last october: it's a long read, but it's funny. [code] Today [Brad Johnson] 7:38pm heyy fuk face [You] 8:38pm hey look, it's an urchin hi urchin [Brad Johnson] 8:48pm fuk u cunt were u wanna meet up 2 fight kunt ill bash ya [You] 8:48pm back off mae i kill peiople for a living [Brad Johnson] 8:48pm sure u do i no u i went to skool with u i have guns were we gunna meet up i aint scared of u [You] 8:48pm FUCK bro [Brad Johnson] 8:49pm i aint scared of u [You] 8:49pm i'm going to fucking crossbow you from 30 KM [Brad Johnson] 8:49pm ur a bitch [You] 8:49pm upside down [Brad Johnson] 8:49pm i have a sniper a handgun shotguns the works [You] 8:49pm over a pit of lava, that's how skilled i am [Brad Johnson] 8:49pm try it i no wat skool u go 2 no u aint skilled [You] 8:49pm i don't go to school, i go to M15 [Brad Johnson] 8:49pm ur a bitch were u wanna meet up [You] 8:50pm i'm sorry, i don't do playdates i do massacres [Brad Johnson] 8:50pm were u wanna meet for a fight or r u scared [You] 8:50pm right outside you window i'm right there [Brad Johnson] 8:50pm no u aint were do i live fukn liar [You] 8:50pm two motherfucking deser eagles pointed at your face [Brad Johnson] 8:51pm kool come inside then bitch shoot me go on i aint scared of u [You] 8:51pm at 9 cents a bullet, it's frankly a waste of money [Brad Johnson] 8:51pm sure u aint there liar bitch ill go 2 mount waverly and find u on monday c u then bitch [You] 8:52pm sure [Brad Johnson] 8:52pm on ur profile u go 2 mount [You] 8:52pm if your special school lets you out during nap time [Brad Johnson] 8:52pm keep tlkin shit kunt [You] 8:53pm i am fuckinf shitting myself right here [Brad Johnson] 8:53pm u fukn better b [You] 8:53pm i am extremely frightened [Brad Johnson] 8:53pm i no wat u look like ur a nerd [You] 8:53pm like [Brad Johnson] 8:53pm u homo [You] 8:53pm maybe i am [Brad Johnson] 8:53pm i no wat skool and everything i needa no [You] 8:53pm I KISS BOYS RAAAR [Brad Johnson] 8:53pm i aint scared of u ill kill u b4 u even go to grab ur imaginary gun u bitch weak kunt [You] 8:54pm crap, now i'll get a letter from your caretaker i think i overexcited you go take your ritalin [Brad Johnson] 8:55pm ooooh u r so scary i smash kunts like u every fukn day [You] 8:55pm fuck you, i play 6 hours of COD 6 every day [Brad Johnson] 8:55pm ur so tough on facebook but wen u c me on monday after skool u will b crying begging for ur life [You] 8:55pm i can kill the entire US army with my penis [Brad Johnson] 8:55pm on a fukn game u bitch [You] 8:55pm no on COD6 [Brad Johnson] 8:55pm yer thats a game call of duty dikhead [You] 8:56pm no it's an advanced military simulator [Brad Johnson] 8:56pm i aint stupid like u and ur family [You] 8:56pm ninjas dont ahve families [Brad Johnson] 8:56pm no its not wat do u think i am a dickhead i will c u monday [You] 8:56pm i'd hate to meet your family apperently, yout third dad is a horse You don't have permission to chat with this person. HAHA [/code] Gotta love facebook fights.[/QUOTE] [quote]i no wat u look like ur a nerd[/quote] HAHA, my opinion about you has changed completely. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26695775][img_thumb]http://paradoxdgn.com/junk/avatars/trollface.jpg[/img_thumb] UMAD, Oh, and he did try to fight me he pushed me i did hit him back and he backed down, i think he expected me not to hit him seeing as the last fight i had was ages ago. I was just exaggerating, if there was a video, it's only a minute Like i said, i hit him and he backed down.[/QUOTE] This is even more retarded than the time I got out smarted than mokkan13, and then banned for 7 days, you deserve to be banned too.

[QUOTE=DinoJesus;26700063]How I wish the fight would have turned out. [img_thumb]http://i26.tinypic.com/27y63xl.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I wish that the result was similar to this, but instead, he shot himself in the head as he pulled the gun out of his backpack. One can dream. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Nerdrage;26699522]Apperently some kid wanted to fight me last october: it's a long read, but it's funny. [code] [You] 8:56pm no it's an advanced military simulator [/code] Gotta love facebook fights.[/QUOTE] Lost it.

[quote]I'm in higher sets than him, smarter than him[/quote] Then why fight? You have nothing to prove. If you "know" then what is the problem?

op is gay homo faggot pls ban

[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;26699621]kick to the groin, punch in the gut, knee to the nose. he'll be out cold assuming you're not the weakest person on earth[/QUOTE] Good luck actually trying to do that without proper combat experience or training. Preventing your motor skills from becoming retarded when fighting is a skill that is OBTAINED, and does not come naturally. Your body naturally switches to an animal like mode, aka fight or flight.

OP is 12 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDZNsvEKd_0[/media] This is him 10 months ago, but with that high a voice, he's still got to be young.

[QUOTE=Meloan;26705372]OP is 12 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDZNsvEKd_0[/media] This is him 10 months ago, but with that high a voice, he's still got to be young.[/QUOTE] HAHA, OP is 12. What a fag.

If we don't get the video by tuesday, OP gets the title of "tactical apeshit."

This is possibly the worse thread I've read in a while. A bunch of twelve-year-olds arguing about fighting, and mocking OP because he's a fur when I'd put down money no one that's posted in this thread has ever been in a fight. Stop trying to act all hard everyone. I can say I'm a built blackbelt badass over the internet too.

[QUOTE=Mister_Jack;26706567]This is possibly the worse thread I've read in a while. A bunch of twelve-year-olds arguing about fighting, and mocking OP because he's a fur when I'd put down money no one that's posted in this thread has ever been in a fight. Stop trying to act all hard everyone. I can say I'm a built blackbelt badass over the internet too.[/QUOTE] I go down to the skater park almost every day, I see people smoking weed and fighting all the time. Some times I'm forced to join.

[QUOTE=Meloan;26705372]OP is 12 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDZNsvEKd_0[/media] This is him 10 months ago, but with that high a voice, he's still got to be young.[/QUOTE] Now re-read the OP with his accent.

Lol stupid teenage drama.

[QUOTE=poopsicle;26706658]I go down to the skater park almost every day, I see people smoking weed and fighting all the time. Some times I'm forced to join.[/QUOTE] Hanging with suburbian wankster kids that sell shitty dubsacks at the skatepark doesn't mean shit. The kind of stuff that goes on there is tame.

[QUOTE=Mister_Jack;26706818]Hanging with suburbian wankster kids that sell shitty dubsacks at the skatepark doesn't mean shit. The kind of stuff that goes on there is tame.[/QUOTE] You just said I've never been in a fight.

OP was all like [img]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/705380/80999678.jpg[/img] Emo was all like [img]http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/266/original/no_u_for_knowyourmeme.jpg?1242666889[/img] Then OP was all like [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lac1kdW3Hd1qc1pw2.png[/img]