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[QUOTE=En-Guage V3;26707685]OP was all like [img_thumb]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/705380/80999678.jpg[/img_thumb] Emo was all like [img_thumb]http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/266/original/no_u_for_knowyourmeme.jpg?1242666889[/img_thumb] Then OP was all like [img_thumb]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lac1kdW3Hd1qc1pw2.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Instead of okay face, OP was. [img]http://l.yimg.com/fv/xp/wan/20091130/10/3568093147.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Mister_Jack;26706567]This is possibly the worse thread I've read in a while. A bunch of twelve-year-olds arguing about fighting, and mocking OP because he's a fur when I'd put down money no one that's posted in this thread has ever been in a fight. Stop trying to act all hard everyone. I can say I'm a built blackbelt badass over the internet too.[/QUOTE] my internet white-knight-o-meter is raging You tell us to stop trying to act hard, while it's the OP under fire for doing that exactly. why does us being in a fight have to do with anything anyway? it shows that we dont hang around ape-like street urchins, or have the common sense to resolve an issue without our fists.

I can't be assed to read the 143 new posts, did you or the emo take it up the ass yet or what?

[QUOTE=mugofdoom;26708301]I can't be assed to read the 143 new posts, did you or the emo take it up the ass yet or what?[/QUOTE] OP at first claimed he won like a gentlemen. Then went on to ruin it all by posting a troll picture and completely changing the story, so in conclusion OP is fucking retarded and no likes him.

[QUOTE=Meloan;26705372]OP is 12 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDZNsvEKd_0[/media] This is him 10 months ago, but with that high a voice, he's still got to be young.[/QUOTE] Hahah he's out of breath the whole time, makes him sound fat.

OP is going to go [i]ape[/i]shit on a furry. :v:

Oh boy, furry vs emo, this'll be fun.

You missed the whole thing man Basically OP is more disgraced than after his first couple of sentences in the first post If that's physically possible, I don't know

[QUOTE=En-Guage V3;26707685]OP was all like [img_thumb]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/705380/80999678.jpg[/img_thumb] Emo was all like [img_thumb]http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/266/original/no_u_for_knowyourmeme.jpg?1242666889[/img_thumb] Then OP was all like [img_thumb]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lac1kdW3Hd1qc1pw2.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] One of the few times any of those pictures were actually funny.

[QUOTE=cheezey;26645505]70%+ change he's talking bullshit.[/QUOTE] No bullshit. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Fycix;26645564]I love you. OP, you're a retard. You can kill someone by punching them in the throat, although unless you use your mighty fapping arm, nothing will come what with the sitting alone, in the dark of your mother's basement jerking it to furry porn all day.[/QUOTE] Actually, it can cause it to break. But it would have to take a lot to kill someone. It is painful, but it is a useful technique. Especially when fighting an opponent. And before being an asshole, look up facts before you state your opinion. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=CertainDOOM;26645567]Why would you come to facepunch for help? We're not your mother/brother/bestfriend and most will just turn your own problems back against you. Secondly, We're a useless bag of cunts.[/QUOTE] Well, you are anyway. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=gamefreek76;26645614]Update us when you get your ass handed.[/QUOTE] That's what you're use to huh? [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=mugofdoom;26645783]It takes around 11 pounds of pressure to collapse the trachea, assuming you're at least half as tough as you say you are you could easily kill him that way. Plus, in the heat of the fight, you won't have time for any of this "tactical" bullshit you have planned, and if you think you do, your ass will be staring you down from atop a silver platter.[/QUOTE] Actually, you are wrong. That's what makes the United States military so powerful, is it's tactical maneuvers. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=poopsicle;26645816]punch repeatably in the face, he's not going to dodge it like a fucking ninja, he's only human. When you get punched in the face it stuns you momentarily, once this stun "period" is over you could have laid in another one, this should continue until you feel it has gone far enough.[/QUOTE] A punch to the face, it will most likely cause an adrenaline rush. After that the fight is all punching wildly with no aim, just pure instincts. Then it's just who gets knocked out first.

[QUOTE=graywolfang;26717879] Actually, it can cause it to break. But it would have to take a lot to kill someone. It is painful, but it is a useful technique. Especially when fighting an opponent. And before being an asshole, look up facts before you state your opinion.[/QUOTE] most useful technique I've ever seen a guy use while fighting was when a few people at cricket week where I live (it was actually cricket week where that acquaintance of mine fractured a dudes eye socket), got a bit overly sensitive and one dude bit deep into the cheek of the guy he was fighting. Blood everywhere, not pretty at all. Cricket week always ends in a scuffle of some sorts, I don't know why they still host it.

Fighting is for the mentally weak. [QUOTE=gamefreek76;26645614]Update us when you get your ass handed.[/QUOTE] Handed to... Finish the sentence, come on.

[QUOTE=Andokool12;26718181]Fighting is for the mentally weak. [/QUOTE] I wouldn't say that.

[QUOTE=strayebyrd;26718179]most useful technique I've ever seen a guy use while fighting was when a few people at cricket week where I live (it was actually cricket week where that acquaintance of mine fractured a dudes eye socket), got a bit overly sensitive and one dude bit deep into the cheek of the guy he was fighting. Blood everywhere, not pretty at all. Cricket week always ends in a scuffle of some sorts, I don't know why they still host it.[/QUOTE] Sounds painful. I've learned the military basics, and I have never heard of that before. Biting isn't usually used, because it blinds you from other movements your opponent is making.

[QUOTE=graywolfang;26718283]Sounds painful. I've learned the military basics, and I have never heard of that before. Biting isn't usually used, because it blinds you from other movements your opponent is making.[/QUOTE] well the guy was high, I don't think most of these guys were interested in tactics, more in hurting eachother and leaving a permanent mark.

[QUOTE=strayebyrd;26718205]I wouldn't say that.[/QUOTE] Fighting is most important in the human way of life. It saves lives or determines important things in the world. I agree with you strayebyrd.

[QUOTE=strayebyrd;26718205]I wouldn't say that.[/QUOTE] Okay, that's fine. I just find that the people that are into actually fighting (not simply being good at self-defense and whatnot), like the people that encourage others to fight with them to settle issues or otherwise use physical intimidation without reasonable reason are... Well, for a lack of better words, dumb and ignorant.

[QUOTE=R3allybored;26645822]What the fuck do you mean tactical apeshit? It's a fight, just beat each other to a pulp and call it a day.[/QUOTE] WRONG, that's the worst way to fight.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-5_8af3TiY[/media] perfect example of a fighter who was very intelligent

[QUOTE=gamefreek76;26645833]This. Unless you're trained and conditioned for fighting, which you aren't, it's not going to be second nature enough to relax and think of some "tactical" bullshit.[/QUOTE] No, any able-bodied person can fight with tactics. It takes only an idiot not to. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26645873]Ok, so keep quick, and lay punches? and try to get a few punches in the face?[/QUOTE] No, maybe you could study some nerve points. Under the arm is a good striking area. It could even leave his arm limp and numb. Works like a charm! Let me find a good link. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=YoMother;26645915]10 bucks you won't get up after this[/QUOTE] You have no experience in fighting, I bet. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Godline;26645971]your ass is going to get handed to you. Ill give odds of 2/1 he gets his nose broken. 3/1 he gets KO'd 4/1 he doesnt return to facepunch / dead.[/QUOTE] Real smart estimate, dumbass. I'm sure you would have had your estimate happen to you lots of times. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=MegaJohnny;26646286]I don't see why you have to fight him.[/QUOTE] How about I be a complete asshole to you all day, and you can do nothing about it. That sound like a good idea? I think not. Kick their ass, they leave you alone. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=REMBER;26646342]A smart person can solve the situation. A wise person can avoid the situation to begin with. OP is neither.[/QUOTE] No, that saying is wrong. Situations can't simply be avoided. Although, smart people do solve situations. It can be used with physical force, if needed. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Oblivious1;26646381]Karate chop the side of his neck for maximum pain. Keep your fist by your chest and keep your face down for increase defense and reflex. Watch out for the grapple to avoid constriction. Get your ass handed over to him.[/QUOTE] You have never been in a fight have you? [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=loled;26646538]And [b]YOU[/b] said you are intelligent and mature? You just not only went down to his level, but even worse if you still want to fight if he backs down.[/QUOTE] I would want to fight too. I don't put up with peoples shit. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=JaegerMonster;26646572]Oh man. Am I the only one who thinks my face is going to implode from cringing when reading this shit? You kids are fucking corny and couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag, just do everyone a favor, suck eachother off and shut the fuck up already.[/QUOTE] Yeah, and your just a big mouth that thinks he's big when really he's probably some nerd who gets bullied at school and takes it out on people who are on the internet. I say, you sir, should be the one to shut the fuck up and do some calculus, arithmetic, or whatever you do for fun. And you say "You kids" what the hell kinda adult says that to our youth? [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=loled;26646763]There is no reason to fight. If you know you'll kick his ass then don't even accept that fight, let him even try to come and beat you up if he dares. You don't need to prove yourself to that piece of shit kid, now do you?[/QUOTE] I say yeah, anyone fucks with me, they learn real quick not to. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [quote=helix alioth;26647128]your adversary sounds quite stupid, he will probably assume you will throw a punch from outside. Block his punches and punch ( from the inside ) at his solar plexus. If things get bad you can throw a phoenix fist to his ribs ( shaolin ).[/quote] not a good idea.

^ :frog:

[QUOTE=TheChantzGuy;26647972]i have a feeling this kids gonna kick op's ass[/QUOTE] You have some messed up feelings then. You should see someone about that. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeus;26648036]inb4 the planned out tactical fight of spinning roundhouse kicks and groin strikes becomes a 20 second hair pulling and slapping match where you both roll around on the floor together until some girls separate you.[/QUOTE] Ah, you must speak from self experience huh? [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=loled;26648156]What [b]IS[/b] tactical apeshit exactly? Can't get the mental image of shit of an ape with a laser sight on it out of my head.[/QUOTE] Well, these retards think that using tactics are for idiots.

[QUOTE=strayebyrd;26718484][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-5_8af3TiY[/media] perfect example of a fighter who was very intelligent[/QUOTE] For sports, though. For competition. Not to solve social problems or come off as tough to other people that don't care.

[QUOTE=Coridan;26649958]Let me just begin by saying; there's nothing tactical about a fist fight. In the heat of the moment, with the adrenaline pumping and taking hits to the face there's really no thought going on inside your brain. Infact, most areas of your brain shut off to allow your frontal lobe total control over your actions. The frontal lobe controls most of your animal instincts. This MAY be controlled, to some extent, if you are an experianced fighter -- but you're not. So don't get all these ideas of "tactical apeshitness" in your head or you will go into the fight overconfident, and lose. The only tactical kind of fist fight I can think of is a boxing match. But unless you have a referee and a set of rules you both agree to and follow, that's a no-go. My best advice, just avoid this douchebag and get on with your life. It's not worth it. If you fight him, you will be just as big of a douche as he is. I had been in a few fights when I was in school and was also an amature boxer. So trust me, just avoid the situation completely.[/QUOTE] In fighting (Not boxing) its your wits verse theirs. Then you will be strained on your skills, use nerves and critical strike points. I'm not saying this as a negative post, just suggestion/informative. I think fighting an opponent requires you to believe that you will win. If you don't have a lot of confidence, you won't fight as well. Fighting an opponent doesn't bring you down to their level, its simply showing them that you won't take shit from them. That's how I've always been, and it has always worked great for me. It allowed my grandfather to be a golden glove boxer. Although, that was some time ago. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Mr_Razzums;26650299]10 bucks op is a faggot and should kill himself as soon as possible.[/QUOTE] 50 bucks says that's your description. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=horseboy;26651296]I like fighting. It's like an adrenaline rush.[/QUOTE] Unless you use tactics. Then it's swift and easy. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=one free man;26655342]Don't mess with the OP, he knows NERVE POINTS! :ohdear: Seriously though, may I dissuade you from fighting? nothing good will come of it, and you won't seem "badass" or "hardcore", everyone watching will just think "hey look, two people who can't control their feelings like normal people"[/QUOTE] Well, that's what the nerdy kids will think. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Shustriy;26656174]Judging by his avatar, he's going to get hit in the face, fall down, then stand up and run away crying[/QUOTE] Judging by your avatar, you hate the world. So your words don't mean shit.

geeeze graywolfang you are taking this waaay to seriously.

[QUOTE=Ohforf;26656484]Uh, how about not fighting at all? You're an idiot if you really think you know how to fight just because you know nervepoints and "[I]tactical apeshit[/I]" You're going to get your shit handed to you royally, unless you can solve the situation without actually fighting him.[/QUOTE] I would like to see you fight a guy who knows the nerve points on the human body. Dumbass, that's just how you will win a fight. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Stormcharger;26719885]geeeze graywolfang you are taking this waaay to seriously.[/QUOTE] Well, I hate it when people are an ass to my friends. As a proud American, I'll gladly stand up for my allies. Good to meet you stormcharger. I'm just glad you didn't add on to the people I need to cuss out. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Laserbeams;26659248]I suppose imaginary[/QUOTE] You would know, wouldn't ya? [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Archy;26659338]you won't win [editline]12th December 2010[/editline] you're going to try kicking him or do some kung fu shit then get your ass beat[/QUOTE] You know nothing about tactics then. Join the Marines. They will set you straight. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=MR-X;26660045]Fighting solves nothing. You learn that real quick when you enter the adult world. Fighting usually makes things worse and generally makes you look like a douche. It doesn't make you more of a man, if you have to fight to prove you are a man then you'll never be a real man. If you got to raise your hand and hit someone or something to solve a problem or make yourself feel better I feel sorry to be you. Defense and fighting are two different things. Don't take my statement as a sign of weakness, I just don't go out on a whim trying to fight people or accepting challenges for no reason. If someone hits me and attacks me I'll fight back no problem. Let people talk shit, because fighting them and kicking their ass will do nothing but make them talk more shit. People are going to push your buttons and do everything within their power to get a reaction from you. It is what they do, they have nothing else going for them so trying to make someone else life worse is all they can do to better themselves. They're that pathetic. But you sound like a grade A dick as well OP so my words of advice might not even get though that thick skull of yours.[/QUOTE] Not if you are in my world. Also, how would you know? Dick. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] Well, I'll be banned soon. I say it was worth sticking up for my friend. Fuck you assholes, get a life.

[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26668587]Punched him point blank in the face, i heard a crunching noise he bled everywhere i was all like SPLOOSH all over everyone, pretty awesome. That was a joke. But blood ensued. i was held back at one point. i was like, fuck it. They let go, then i punched him again. I have [B]NO[/B] Respect for emos whatsoever. this Emo also spat on one of my friends backs. Fucking coward. Not only that but his GF dumped him today :smug: Might give her a look over. Also a joke.[/QUOTE] I have [b]NO[/b] respect for furries whatsoever.

[QUOTE=strayebyrd;26718322]well the guy was high, I don't think most of these guys were interested in tactics, more in hurting eachother and leaving a permanent mark.[/QUOTE] Yeah, you're probably right man. You seem like a real respectable person. Keep it up. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=mars7a;26720346]I have [b]NO[/b] respect for furries whatsoever.[/QUOTE] I'm not a furry, in fact i think it's really weird. But everyone has their likes and dislikes, and you have to respect them.

[QUOTE=graywolfang;26720372]Yeah, you're probably right man. You seem like a real respectable person. Keep it up. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] I'm not a furry, in fact i think it's really weird. But everyone has their likes and dislikes, and you have to respect them.[/QUOTE] You didn't get the joke at all. :colbert:

[QUOTE=graywolfang;26720372]Yeah, you're probably right man. You seem like a real respectable person. Keep it up. [editline]15th December 2010[/editline] I'm not a furry, in fact i think it's really weird. But everyone has their likes and dislikes, and you have to respect them.[/QUOTE] :frogdowns: We've already proven that the OP is 12 from his youtube videos. Please, just get out. Why are you so dedicated on proving how macho you are in fights on a game forum.