[QUOTE=R3allybored;26645822]What the fuck do you mean tactical apeshit? It's a fight, just beat each other to a pulp and call it a day.[/QUOTE]
He means blindly attack him because he's a little pussy kid.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;26645783]
Plus, in the heat of the fight, you won't have time for any of this "tactical" bullshit you have planned, and if you think you do, your ass will be staring you down from atop a silver platter.[/QUOTE]
This. Unless you're trained and conditioned for fighting, which you aren't, it's not going to be second nature enough to relax and think of some "tactical" bullshit.
Wear sap gloves.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVKWcxvmjlI[/media]
Ok, so keep quick, and lay punches? and try to get a few punches in the face?
OH NO, DON'T DO A SPINNING FURY PUNCH-KICK TO HIS LOWER ABDOMEN :cawg:
[QUOTE=Ryz0;26645877]OH NO, DON'T DO A SPINNING FURY PUNCH-KICK TO HIS LOWER ABDOMEN :cawg:[/QUOTE]
Hurr no.
Wear a furry tail during the fight
also take your shirt off and purr like a cat
it will confuse him
[QUOTE=Turnips5;26645923]Wear a furry tail during the fight
also take your shirt off and purr like a cat
it will confuse him[/QUOTE]
best tactic
your ass is going to get handed to you.
Ill give odds of 2/1 he gets his nose broken.
3/1 he gets KO'd
4/1 he doesnt return to facepunch / dead.
I'll take the "KO'd" bet, I personally dance and tease, never strike or try to hurt them physically. For example a fat kid tried to attack me and I would of got destroyed had I not danced and skipped around him like a greased up homosexual.
Don't bother fighting you will only come off worse.
There's no need to get into street fights like this dude, it's not worth it. Plus you could get into a lot of trouble fighting.
[QUOTE=Turnips5;26645923]Wear a furry tail during the fight
also take your shirt off and purr like a cat
it will confuse him[/QUOTE]
Well he [b]did[/b] say he was going for some tactical shit.
This is schoolyard bullshit and is going end up with nothing more than punches being swung wildly with your eyes screwed up and head pulled back like a pigeon as you grimace with the face of a bulldog chewing wasps.
Truth.
What the hell does "tactical ape shit" mean.
Just remember emos can't fight for crap, so gab his razor blade he keeps around and slice him like spaghetti
[QUOTE=Craptasket;26646249]Just remember emos can't fight for crap, so gab his razor blade he keeps around and slice him like spaghetti[/QUOTE]
Ya, but neither can autistic furries.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;26646262]Ya, but neither can autistic furries.[/QUOTE]
I was just about to say that.
I don't see why you have to fight him.
[QUOTE=MegaJohnny;26646286]I don't see why you have to fight him.[/QUOTE]
He thinks it would help his ego if he wins.
A smart person can solve the situation.
A wise person can avoid the situation to begin with.
OP is neither.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;26646249]Just remember emos can't fight for crap, so gab his razor blade he keeps around and slice him like spaghetti[/QUOTE]
[editline]12th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=REMBER;26646342]A smart person can solve the situation.
A wise person can avoid the situation to begin with.
OP is neither.[/QUOTE]
Neither are you.
[QUOTE=mobrockers;26646348][editline]12th December 2010[/editline]
Neither are you.[/QUOTE]
He's still right, you know.
:10bux: says OP will lose.
[QUOTE=mobrockers;26646348][editline]12th December 2010[/editline]
Neither are you.[/QUOTE]
But i never claimed to be one.
[QUOTE=Micr0;26646367]:10bux: says OP will lose.[/QUOTE]
I put :20bux: on that too.
Karate chop the side of his neck for maximum pain.
Keep your fist by your chest and keep your face down for increase defense and reflex.
Watch out for the grapple to avoid constriction.
Get your ass handed over to him.
[QUOTE=loled;26646364]He's still right, you know.[/QUOTE]
I never said he wasn't.
slapfest 2010.
Betting :20bux: he won't post outcome of fight
Betting $20 there won't be a fight.
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