like i said earlier, he wants a fight he'll get one, if not there's not going to be one.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26651101]like i said earlier, he wants a fight he'll get one, if not there's not going to be one.[/QUOTE]
Whether or not there is your "fight" it won't be an actual fight.
Furry weaboo vs. emo.
That's just a hilarious scenario.
I like fighting. It's like an adrenaline rush.
Use Krav Maga. Jab that motherfucker in the e-
Nevermind, you're a furry and he's an emo. You'll both cry and run away.
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;26651431]Use Krav Maga. Jab that motherfucker in the e-
Nevermind, you're a furry and he's an emo. You'll both cry and run away.[/QUOTE]
Surely, it'll be a funny scene to look at, wouldn't it?
Obviously it would be quite surreal to see an emo actually beat someone up instead of crying after the first hit he gets.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26645447]
P.P.S Going to let him try to take the first punch. I'll have a reason then.[/QUOTE]
Dodge it, still counts as him attempting to assault you and is classed as self defence.
I am pretty sure you shouldn't judge the guy on his strength just because he's an emo.
On the other hand, you're a furry; prepare for a brutal ass-kicking.
STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS :unsmith:
here's what you do O.P.
1. try to hit him
2. try not to get hit
3. repeat 1. and 2.
ahaahaa tactical moves in a playground fight, that's rich
I would recommend setting your hands to 'grab' mode and slapping them against either side of his head with all your strength. If you do it right, you should be able to literally rip his head off before he even has a chance to move.
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I can imagine 10 year old kids around screaming fight fight fight and Wow you're going to let him talk to you that way? And in the end it's going only to be a verbal war, because without his precious hands the Emo can't cut himself and the furry can't give printed notes to whoever he is stalking. Thats about it!
Don't mess with the OP, he knows NERVE POINTS! :ohdear:
Seriously though, may I dissuade you from fighting? nothing good will come of it, and you won't seem "badass" or "hardcore", everyone watching will just think "hey look, two people who can't control their feelings like normal people"
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;26654742]I would recommend setting your hands to 'grab' mode and slapping them against either side of his head with all your strength. If you do it right, you should be able to literally rip his head off before he even has a chance to move.
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I've had that happen to me so many fucking times man
[editline]12th December 2010[/editline]
also I've had people kick my head clean off before I can even move!
[QUOTE=Kim_Jong_il;26645578]Not me,OP take my advice :v:[/QUOTE]
Send Eric Clapton to perform at the fight.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26645447]I'm relying on going all out tactical apeshit.[/QUOTE]
Silenced fist acog scope?
Lemme give you a tip with your tactical bullshi- I mean apeshit. If you wanna hit those nerve points just right, tap x really fast while holding down right trigger then press left trigger release x tap b and then y.
Works every motherfucking time
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26645447] all out tactical apeshit.[/QUOTE]
So you're going to flip out...... tactically?
Maybe he is trying to impress this girl:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1035978-Asking-a-girl-out-tommorrow-how-should-I-go-about-doing-this?p=26586439[/url]
:v:
Judging by his avatar, he's going to get hit in the face, fall down, then stand up and run away crying
When fighting, use the knife edge of your hands, use this to hit him across the neck, hitting him at a harder place will probably hurt you more. Balance is very important, if you get your target off his balance, there's a good chance that you've won the fight now. Whenever your target is vulnerable, hit him on the bridge of his nose with the knife edge of your hand. If you manage to fracture the bone there, this will cause extremely sharp pain and temporary blindness.
To stun your target, hit him with the knife edge of your hand against his temple right where your hand sticks out when it's flat. There is a large artery there, this will make him dizzy and he might even fall down. If your enemy is hard to stun, keep dodging him until you get a clear path to his mouth. Bang on his upper lip with your middle knuckle like you were knocking at a door, except faster and harder. There are lots of nerves ending in the lower lip, and they're very close to the skin. Striking it will easily cause bleeding, extreme pain and sometimes even unconsciousness.
I swear you better record this. Putting it on youtube with the title "Emo vs. Furry" would get you tons of views.
[QUOTE=Ohforf;26656484]Uh, how about not fighting at all? You're an idiot if you really think you know how to fight just because you know nervepoints and "[I]tactical apeshit[/I]"
You're going to get your shit handed to you royally, unless you can solve the situation without actually fighting him.[/QUOTE]
ITS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH YOU DONT SEE THIS!
/caps
By looking at your avatar I hope that emo faggot wins.
Fighting is Ghey, its just big sweaty men pounding each other, guns FTW.
There is nothing better then putting a .357 bullet in your enemy's head.
Or take Kim_Jong_il's advice.
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OP is this kid.
play a game of trivial pursuit with him
that'll show which of you two is smarter
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26645516]Exactly the words of my [b]friend[/b].[/QUOTE]
I suppose imaginary
Well, if I was suspecting that someone would attack me, I'd bring a knife, even if I thought I could win without it. I couldn't care less about a violent criminal taking serious and potentially lethal bodily harm, as long as I feel safe. If you're going to bring a knife though, don't fucking puss around with it or let him know that you're afraid to use it, otherwise he might just bring a knife next time. Make an impression, though that's not to say you should use it for anything but necessary self-defense.
you won't win
[editline]12th December 2010[/editline]
you're going to try kicking him or do some kung fu shit then get your ass beat
Start off with a Face Punch :buddy:
punching him on the face (lower from the forehead an upper the chin) will mostly stun him, if not, punch his stomach or kick his balls (if he HAVE balls, lol), while he is stunned kick him to the floor and beat the crap outta his face, and if he use the "menacing pose" (wide open arms and staring at you) punch his belly or the face. also the sap glove (spy is sapping mah gloves, sorry couldn't resist) is very useful, try using it with studs for more damage, also uppercuts might be very useful.
Man why does this OP sound so familiar?
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