[QUOTE=Pascall;26646235]What the hell does "tactical ape shit" mean.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzAMqhevCEM[/media]
I hope somebody records this, the thought of a furry and an emo fighting sounds like the most hilarious shit imaginable.
Fighting solves nothing.
You learn that real quick when you enter the adult world. Fighting usually makes things worse and generally makes you look like a douche. It doesn't make you more of a man, if you have to fight to prove you are a man then you'll never be a real man. If you got to raise your hand and hit someone or something to solve a problem or make yourself feel better I feel sorry to be you.
Defense and fighting are two different things. Don't take my statement as a sign of weakness, I just don't go out on a whim trying to fight people or accepting challenges for no reason. If someone hits me and attacks me I'll fight back no problem.
Let people talk shit, because fighting them and kicking their ass will do nothing but make them talk more shit. People are going to push your buttons and do everything within their power to get a reaction from you. It is what they do, they have nothing else going for them so trying to make someone else life worse is all they can do to better themselves. They're that pathetic.
But you sound like a grade A dick as well OP so my words of advice might not even get though that thick skull of yours.
[QUOTE=MR-X;26660045]Fighting solves nothing.
You learn that real quick when you enter the adult world. Fighting usually makes things worse and generally makes you look like a douche. It doesn't make you more of a man, if you have to fight to prove you are a man then you'll never be a real man.
Defense and fighting are two different things. Don't take my statement as a sign of weakness, I just don't go out on a whim trying to fight people or accepting challenges for no reason. If someone hits me and attacks me I'll fight back no problem.
Let people talk shit, because fighting them and kicking their ass will do nothing but make them talk more shit. People are going to push your buttons and do everything within their power to get a reaction from you. It is what they do, they have nothing else going for them so trying to make someone else life worse is all they can do to better themselves. They're that pathetic.
But you sound like a grade A dick as well OP so my words of advice might not even get though that thick skull of yours.[/QUOTE]
How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight, I say he goes for it. It's one of those things you need to do in life at least once, it can be a life changing experience.
[QUOTE=Tyler_Durden;26660080]How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight, I say he goes for it. It's one of those things you need to do in life at least once, it can be a life changing experience.[/QUOTE]
Indeed, that is why I said you learn quickly. I used to get in fights all the time for the stupidest shit too. But that was in my past, you learn a lot from it. The people who don't usually end up in jail or alone really quickly.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26647655]Those 2 kids are two of the hardest in our year (10).[/QUOTE]
10th grade? Haha children. :jerkbag:
[QUOTE=Aw_Hell;26660755]10th grade? Haha children. :jerkbag:[/QUOTE]
im in 10th grade, and I know fighting solves nothing... I don't think age really matters..
Not for everyone but I can generalize, you may be different but then you are the minority in the age group. Visiting old teachers in high school I get a different perspective on the kids rolling in. During high school (more so in the first half) puberty, egos, and just about everything else is surging which in turn produces some of the most irritating people you can know i.e. the OP. Not saying everyone is bad, only most of them but you'd be amazed how much everyone changes after puberty and the "teen years" end, it's like everybody mellows out. College as well because everyone who is there [i]wants[/i] and are [i]directly paying[/i] to be here.
[QUOTE=MR-X;26660107]Indeed, that is why I said you learn quickly. I used to get in fights all the time for the stupidest shit too. But that was in my past, you learn a lot from it. The people who don't usually end up in jail or alone really quickly.[/QUOTE]
Look who you're talking to.
ban op delete thread
[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;26659940][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzAMqhevCEM[/media][/QUOTE]
Holy shit, it portrays the power of the .50 Cal quite well.
ANYWAY
OP, go on the defensive. Block his punch and strike. Try to deflect with your forearms.
and if you're going to go "APESHIT TACTICOOL" you fucking charge him and tackle him to the ground, BUT if you fail to knock him down, you will get fucked like a dog.
Lies, furries can't fight.
OP should be back soon, can't wait to hear what happened.
probably nothing.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;26645500]I've taken the liberty of bolding the lines which prove his point:[/QUOTE]
Sheer fucking win.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26645447]I'm going to fight him, I've definitely got stronger since whenever the last fight i had was. He relies on brute strength, i'm relying on going all out tactical apeshit.[/QUOTE]
It's a fucking fight.
If you have to think about it you're doing it wrong.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26645447]my friend insisted that he stays on the lines in case it gets out of hand, my friend also has beef with him. Should i get my friend with me aswell?[/QUOTE]
No.
You're friend should only be there to stop you.
Also, "beef" is for wankers.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26645447]I know all the nerve points and I'm not afraid to take his groin with me.[/QUOTE]
Again, you're over thinking it.
And OP, side note, kick me in the groin, I don't care if I won the fight, I'd still come to your house days later...
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26645447]What I'm going to do throat punch, tackle, kick.[/QUOTE]
That throat punch could [B]kill[/B] him.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26645447]P.S Not trying to sound hard, this fucker has been being a prick since high school, fed up of it. know where he lives.[/QUOTE]
There's dicks everywhere in life
There's no point fighting them unless they do [B]V[/B] that.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26645447]P.P.S Going to let him try to take the first punch. I'll have a reason then.[/QUOTE]
This should always be your rule.
Never once in my life have I thrown the first punch.
[QUOTE=Mokkan13;26666345]Sheer fucking win.
It's a fucking fight.
If you have to think about it you're doing it wrong.
No.
You're friend should only be there to stop you.
Also, "beef" is for wankers.
Again, you're over thinking it.
And OP, side note, kick me in the groin, I don't care if I won the fight, I'd still come to your house days later...
That throat punch could [B]kill[/B] him.
There's dicks everywhere in life
There's no point fighting them unless they do [B]V[/B] that.
This should always be your rule.
Never once in my life have I thrown the first punch.[/QUOTE]
There is no tactic in fighting, especially at the op's age and retardness.
It's just adrenaline and instincts.
As said already, it will be VERY VERY hard to go "tactical apeshit" unless you've worked up the muscle memory, pain tolerance, and reflexes through martial arts or something.
edit: and planning fights are dumb. It's either heat of the moment or no go.
[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;26666759]planning fights are dumb. It's either heat of the moment or no go.[/QUOTE]
Agreed.
Not once have I seen a planned fight go ahead... it either dissolves into pushing then they leave, or one doesn't show up
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26666435]There is no tactic in fighting, especially at the op's age and retardness.
It's just adrenaline and instincts.[/QUOTE]
Indeed, it's all my primary school fights ever were..
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26645873]Ok, so keep quick, and lay punches? and try to get a few punches in the face?[/QUOTE]
Jesus Christ
If that wasn't your plan before you made this thread
You're gonna be the one on the floor hoping he let's you up like a gentleman
Update the OP, i need to know !
He's probably in hospital.
I would say "Take karate" but you seem like the kind of faggot that would flaunt around the fact you're in karate despite being in for only a week, and knowing jack shit, then quitting about a month later because it was "too hard". And also you'd probably be stupid and pick some bullshit like taekwando that's just flashy moves that would get your anal cavity pounded in a real situation.
Good luck getting your ass beat by an emo because the closest thing you can do to a real punch is make a fist and flail your arms about like a girl.
[QUOTE=Lenni;26659333]Well, if I was suspecting that someone would attack me, I'd bring a knife, even if I thought I could win without it. I couldn't care less about a violent criminal taking serious and potentially lethal bodily harm, as long as I feel safe. If you're going to bring a knife though, don't fucking puss around with it or let him know that you're afraid to use it, otherwise he might just bring a knife next time. Make an impression, though that's not to say you should use it for anything but necessary self-defense.[/QUOTE]
Dickless wonder
Hey if it's going down today please wear a fursuit and have someone film it.
Go for the knees.
Knees aren't meant to bend the other way.
[QUOTE=mr apple;26667110]Go for the knees.
Knees aren't meant to bend the other way.[/QUOTE]
I don't know man. I don't think he has the strength to break a knee backwards.
Kicking the shins and punching the adam's apple seems like a better strategy for a tween furry.
[QUOTE=mr apple;26667110]Go for the knees.
Knees aren't meant to bend the other way.[/QUOTE]
Mhm, jail sounds fun.
Like Wipmuck said...
If you hit something wrong and fuck him up
You're going to jail.
dress up in a camouflage spec ops outfit, and do this.
[img]http://www.russiansystemamartialarts.com/site/img_uploads/spetsnaz/b0113.jpg[/img]
Beat his emo ass up.
Oh wait, youre a furry.
[QUOTE=Latency;26667125]I don't know man. I don't think he has the strength to break a knee backwards.
Kicking the shins and punching the adam's apple seems like a better strategy for a tween furry.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOZR_1B7nCI[/url]
You can rip out his adams apple
[QUOTE=mr apple;26667156][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOZR_1B7nCI[/url]
You can rip out his adams apple[/QUOTE]
This video contains content from mgm, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
Fucking Australia.
[QUOTE=Mokkan13;26667160]This video contains content from mgm, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
Fucking Australia.[/QUOTE]
Fucking Canada.
Wait no, fucking MGM
[QUOTE=Mokkan13;26667160]This video contains content from mgm, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
Fucking Australia.[/QUOTE]
I'm in Australia and I could watch it.
Edit:
It's the Road House fight scene where he rips the guys adams apple out then kicks him into lake
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