[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26668456]
i helped him up though
We both said it was a play fight, not wanting to get into trouble[/QUOTE]
that's not how you fight
normally you don't help them up and act like nothing happened
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26645641]
Like i said, he's threatened worse stuff, such as setting my house on fire, killing me, all bullshit i know. But,still. I don't give a fuck, to be honest[/QUOTE]
especially if they threaten to kill you/set your house on fire
[editline]December 13th 2010[/editline]
even if they are just bullshitting you
[QUOTE=loled;26668540]And you call this a fight?
None of you even got that hurt.
This is everyday shit, my friend.[/QUOTE]
Punched him point blank in the face, i heard a crunching noise he bled everywhere i was all like
SPLOOSH all over everyone, pretty awesome.
That was a joke. But blood ensued. i was held back at one point. i was like, fuck it. They let go, then i punched him again. I have [B]NO[/B] Respect for emos whatsoever. this Emo also spat on one of my friends backs. Fucking coward. Not only that but his GF dumped him today :smug:
Might give her a look over.
Also a joke.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26668587]Punched him point blank in the face, i heard a crunching noise he bled everywhere i was all like
SPLOOSH all over everyone, pretty awesome.
That was a joke. But blood ensued. i was held back at one point. i was like, fuck it. They let go, then i punched him again. I have [B]NO[/B] Respect for emos whatsoever. this Emo also spat on one of my friends backs. Fucking coward. Not only that but his GF dumped him today :smug:
Might give her a look over.
Also a joke.[/QUOTE]
This is obviously not what you described the fight the first time.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26668587]Punched him point blank in the face.[/QUOTE]
His fist is now a projectile weapon.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26668587]Punched him point blank in the face, i heard a crunching noise he bled everywhere i was all like
SPLOOSH all over everyone, pretty awesome.
That was a joke. But blood ensued. i was held back at one point. i was like, fuck it. They let go, then i punched him again. I have [B]NO[/B] Respect for emos whatsoever. this Emo also spat on one of my friends backs. Fucking coward. Not only that but his GF dumped him today :smug:
Might give her a look over.
Also a joke.[/QUOTE]
A blood nose isn't a serious injury buddy.
[QUOTE=loled;26668617]This is obviously not what you described the fight the first time.[/QUOTE]
it was brief the first time, this is a more detailed version.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26668587]Punched him point blank in the face, i heard a crunching noise he bled everywhere i was all like
SPLOOSH all over everyone, pretty awesome.
That was a joke. But blood ensued. i was held back at one point. i was like, fuck it. They let go, then i punched him again. I have [B]NO[/B] Respect for emos whatsoever. this Emo also spat on one of my friends backs. Fucking coward. Not only that but his GF dumped him today :smug:
Might give her a look over.
Also a joke.[/QUOTE]
Almost as much of a joke as you are.
I doubt the other person is "emo". Emo's fell out of existence like 4 years ago, or whenever you graduated 8th grade. Whichever came first.
Next time, use these:
[img]http://www.courts.ns.ca/history/images/DuelingPistols02.jpg[/img]
and these:
[img]http://flashyourstache.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/fakestache.png[/img]
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26668621]A blood nose isn't a serious injury buddy.[/QUOTE]
Yep. That's probably what you get from every single "fight" you have.
However, the fight you wanted to do sounded like you actually wanted to go, just the both of you to an empty place and beat the shit out of each other.
Doing it right could have made him not talk shit to you anymore, but instead, you wanted to make it a typical small teenager fight which ends up in nothing useful.
Good job OP.
[editline]13th December 2010[/editline]
Also, if he is an emo...how the fuck does he even [b]HAVE[/b] a girlfriend?
Any chance you can get pics of him and put them here?
It's weird reading about the 'fights' of people younger than me, because I always assume the people are my age, whereas the last time people my age fought, a guy got his eye socket fractured or some shit and the guy who hit him (an acquaintance of mine) had to hide the clothes he'd worn when he did it.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26668587]Punched him point blank in the face, i heard a crunching noise he bled everywhere i was all like
SPLOOSH all over everyone, pretty awesome.
That was a joke. But blood ensued. i was held back at one point. i was like, fuck it. They let go, then i punched him again. I have [B]NO[/B] Respect for emos whatsoever. this Emo also spat on one of my friends backs. Fucking coward. Not only that but his GF dumped him today :smug:
Might give her a look over.
Also a joke.[/QUOTE]
That's, like, a completely different story than the one you literally [i]just[/i] told us, man. And the embarrassing part is that it [i]still[/i] makes you both sound like massive pussies.
Seriously dude, you're supposed to make yourself sound [i]tough[/i]. You have to make the fight sound brutal as all hell. As long as you're making shit up and exaggerating, you might as well do a proper job of it! Hell, claim that people [i]died[/i], I don't care, just don't say, "Yeah I pushed him down and then I hit him and then I helped him up and we said it was a play fight because we were gonna get in trouble."
Guys I found pictures of the event
[img]http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9702/gayyifffags.jpg[/img]
Apparently noses explode in gore and everything. OP, I think you should stop playing New Vegas and start pulling your head out of your ass.
[QUOTE=AnotherGuy;26668808]Guys I found pictures of the event
[img_thumb]http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9702/gayyifffags.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Did you draw that?
That's really good :L
You sound like someone who was never actually in a "real" fight, just a slap fight.
If anything, you know fighting someone that's in high school with a laid out plan never actually works.
So you're not afraid to take him to the groin? Way to think of the one way ticket to being called a pussy.
[QUOTE=Sykez;26669269]You sound like someone who was never actually in a "real" fight, just a slap fight.
If anything, you know fighting someone that's in high school with a laid out plan never actually works.
So you're not afraid to take him to the groin? Way to think of the one way ticket to being called a pussy.[/QUOTE]
Well an outcast fighting another outcast is quite rare shit, they mostly just get left alone.
[QUOTE=loled;26669417]Well an outcast fighting another outcast is quite rare shit, they mostly just get left alone.[/QUOTE]
True, outcasts fight the only way they know how.
Kick to the groin or wondering if they should get their friends involved.
Once I saw "a fight".
There was a BIG MAN and tiny man.
Big man pushed tiny man around and tiny man was actually punching him.
Tiny man won. We was no longer a tiny man. From this time he was a gentleman of leisure. And BIG MAN started crying. :(
Oh, and then there was an amazing runaway from teachers. Big man was too big and couldn't run. But gentleman helped him and everything was cool.
:buddy:
OP is such a boss.
I look up to you. :downs:
OP beat up an emo kid.
Feels like the shit now.
[QUOTE=Sykez;26669895]OP beat up an emo kid.
Feels like the shit now.[/QUOTE]
If OP would beat ANYONE he would feel like the shit.
This thread is fucking retarded.
OP brags us about the situation he has got into probably because of his own faggotry. No one else gives a shit other than some emo kid who wants to impress his friends. The emo kid is a loser and has no experience in fighting but due to hormones and his 50% chance of making THAT girl's pussy wet, maybe. Hes taking his chances. The furfag does his faggotry shit and spends few days wanking over animal images and his own fantasies about the fight being something like in the tekken. After that the fight starts. The emo kid takes few punches in the face(This is where the furfag yells "HEADSHOT" with a low tone voice) and silently admits that maybe he sucks balls(inb4 cutcutcut). They both agree to never fight again due to the fear of the opposite side wanting another fight and possibly winning and causing a total embrassment. In reality they both sucked, The difference is that another of them sucks dicks.
After this there was possibly a reward given by the winner to the loser. -in nature.
("Don't ya' worry lil' emo kid, ill suck ya' dick! IM A FOX!")
They both learned nothing, No one gave a shit that day. Except those 2 losers having a slap-fight. But no one payed attention to them.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26668866]Did you draw that?
That's really good :L[/QUOTE]
So it was a really good representation of what happened, or...?
I found this on the OP's Facebook.
The OP is the one holding the camera: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRbzA0BnTgw&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26668587]He kicked me in the balls so hard i fell down on my face. I started crying for my mother thinking he was going to kill me. He pulls me back up and punches me in the face and there was so much blood all over me i almost passed out. So i took my pants down and raped him like a furfag[/QUOTE]
Here is the real version
[QUOTE=Starpluck;26670572]I found this on the OP's Facebook.
The OP is the one holding the camera: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRbzA0BnTgw&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE]
Hahahahahaha "I'll fuck with you anytime".
I guess OP [b]IS[/b] gay.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26668472]You did this didn't you
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdwqeh99nIg[/media][/QUOTE]
"Get him off me man, get him off me man."
Then he went to go at him again and got slammed.
What a pussy
[QUOTE=Starpluck;26670572]I found this on the OP's Facebook.
The OP is the one holding the camera: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRbzA0BnTgw&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE]
Wrong, I'm not a dumbshit American.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26671007]Wrong, I'm not a dumbshit American.[/QUOTE]
Oh, you big ol' xenophobe!
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