[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26671007]Wrong, I'm not a dumbshit American.[/QUOTE]
yes, but any dumbshit American would gladly beat your furry ass to a pulp.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;26671104]yes, but any [b]dumbshit American would gladly beat your furry ass to a pulp.[/b][/QUOTE]
which proves my point, Americans starting fights for no reason. :]
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26671126]which proves my point, Americans [b]starting fights for no reason.[/b] :][/QUOTE]
:irony:
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26671126]which proves my point, Americans starting fights for no reason. :][/QUOTE]
Wait wait wait wait, and what the fuck were you doing back there before creating this thread?
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26671007]Wrong, I'm not a dumbshit American.[/QUOTE]I'm sure more than half the American population is smarter than you
[QUOTE=Shustriy;26671455]I'm sure more than half the American population is smarter than you[/QUOTE]
That's not really much of a challenge is it.
[QUOTE=mobrockers;26671505]That's not really much of a challenge is it.[/QUOTE]
Don't want to spoil it for you, but:
[sp]THAT'S THE JOKE[/sp]
[QUOTE=Hellduck;26671540]Don't want to spoil it for you, but:
[sp]THAT'S THE JOKE[/sp][/QUOTE]
Same goes for you.
Don't want to spoil it for you, but:
[sp]THAT'S THE JOKE[/sp]
[QUOTE=mobrockers;26671554]Same goes for you.
Don't want to spoil it for you, but:
[sp]THAT'S THE JOKE[/sp][/QUOTE]
Ah. Do tell me if you feel obliged to make another.
op, you sound very immature. Being smarter than someone accademically doesnt make you more mature than them. secondly, tactics don't work in fights so don't plan anything, chances are you wont be able to do it as he won't just stand there and take it like your mum does. Thridly don't go all crazy on him flailing your arms because if you loose (which sounds quite likely) you will look like a total prick. Just use you fists, elbows, head and knees and remember to block. That way he won't hurt you too bad. Also the reason i say that you are likely to loose is that you are a furry posting on an internet forum asking how to fight a kid at your school.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26671007]Wrong, I'm not a dumbshit American.[/QUOTE]
Yet you claim to be mature. That's sad
[QUOTE=Kim_Jong_il;26645563]Fuck Fist,use nukes![/QUOTE]
THE GREAT LEADER SPeAKS!
So where's our motherfucking video, OP?
Well this was a fun read, Shame none of its true
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26668456]Actually.
I punched him in the chest which winded him, rugby tackled him to the ground, i let him get up after that, i punched him again he went down proper this time, i helped him up though, i didn't exactly just leave him there.
We both said it was a play fight, not wanting to get into trouble[/QUOTE]
By rugby tackle...you mean get him to the ground while standing on top of him while he has probably opened his arms and your head is on his crotch ?
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;26654742]I would recommend setting your hands to 'grab' mode and slapping them against either side of his head with all your strength. If you do it right, you should be able to literally rip his head off before he even has a chance to move.
[img_thumb]http://i.d.com.com/i/dl/media/dlimage/76/86/8/76868_large.jpeg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Toribash style.
[img]http://avatars.fpcontent.net/image.php?u=210565&dateline=1292162889[/img]
This explains your faggotry.
Its great when kids think they know what to do when they are in that situation. Real fights last 1 minute tops. There is no throat punching or whatever, you need a lot of training to be focused when someone is throwing punches.
op needs to be banned right this instant, he's literally the worst poster on this forum atm
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26671126]which proves my point, Americans starting fights for no reason. :][/QUOTE]
Your reason for fighting this emo was?
"Cause he wanted to fight" isn't a good reason to fight someone you know....
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26671126]which proves my point, Americans starting fights for no reason. :][/QUOTE]
The irony makes me head implode and explode at the same time.
[editline]13th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Sykez;26675782]Your reason for fighting this emo was?
"Cause he wanted to fight" isn't a good reason to fight someone you know....[/QUOTE]
He probably only watches american gang documentaries and thinks people start fights randomly in the streets.
If [b]this is the[/b] wrong board, please move [b]it[/b].
Apparently some emo[b] (this is an adjective, specify "some emo [I]noun[/I]")[/b] wants to fight me tomorrow, for literally no valid reason.
He told me [b]it's[/b] because I'm immature and stupid.[b] That's f[/b]unny, because[b](no comma needed)[/b] I'm in higher sets than him, smarter than him, [b]and[/b] he's immature for giving no valid reason. Friday [b](specify which friday, IE "[I]last[/I] friday,")[/b] he got in a fight with one of my friends[b],[/b] and he got battered[b].[/b] Me and my friend went home[b],[/b] and we saw him with his girlfriend[b].[/b] [b]She[/b] was a good friend up [b]un[/b]till Friday[b]. W[/b]e spoke everyday, [b]but have had[/b] no contact since then.
I'm going to fight him[b].[/b] I've definitely got stronger since whenever the last fight [b]I[/b] had was. He relies on brute strength, [b]while I[/b]'m relying on going all out tactical apeshit.
Fucking screaming[b],[/b] lashing out[b]. T[/b]hat's what my friend [b]had[/b] done on Friday[b]. O[/b]f course he could win. But I'm not getting out of it just to be called [b]a[/b] pussy, [b]and[/b] my friend insisted that he stays on the [b]side[/b]lines in case it gets out of hand, [b]but he[/b] also has [b]a[/b] beef with him. Should [b]I[/b] get my friend with me as [b](space)[/b] well?
I know all the nerve points[b],[/b] and I'm not afraid to take his groin with me.
What I'm going to do[b]:[/b] throat punch, tackle, [b]and[/b] kick.
If he admits defeat I'm going to be [b]a gentleman[/b] and help him up[b]. I[/b]f not[b],[/b] I'll kick dirt over him[b](no period here) l[/b]ike the pig he is. Post your tips please.
tl;dr Emo wants to fight, I'll go apeshit, friend who has beef also wants to fight[b],[/b] should [b]I[/b] let him join?
P.S Not trying to sound hard, this fucker has been being a prick since high school, [b]and I'm[/b] fed up [b]with[/b] it. [b]I[/b] know where he lives.
P.P.S Going to let him try to take the first punch. I'll have a reason then.
Yep, you sure are smarter than him.
[QUOTE=PoF59;26676576]If [b]this is the[/b] wrong board, please move [b]it[/b].
Apparently some emo[b] (this is an adjective, specify "some emo [I]noun[/I]")[/b] wants to fight me tomorrow, for literally no valid reason.
He told me [b]it's[/b] because I'm immature and stupid.[b] That's f[/b]unny, because[b](no comma needed)[/b] I'm in higher sets than him, smarter than him, [b]and[/b] he's immature for giving no valid reason. Friday [b](specify which friday, IE "[I]last[/I] friday,")[/b] he got in a fight with one of my friends[b],[/b] and he got battered[b].[/b] Me and my friend went home[b],[/b] and we saw him with his girlfriend[b].[/b] [b]She[/b] was a good friend up [b]un[/b]till Friday[b]. W[/b]e spoke everyday, [b]but have had[/b] no contact since then.
I'm going to fight him[b].[/b] I've definitely got stronger since whenever the last fight [b]I[/b] had was. He relies on brute strength, [b]while I[/b]'m relying on going all out tactical apeshit.
Fucking screaming[b],[/b] lashing out[b]. T[/b]hat's what my friend [b]had[/b] done on Friday[b]. O[/b]f course he could win. But I'm not getting out of it just to be called [b]a[/b] pussy, [b]and[/b] my friend insisted that he stays on the [b]side[/b]lines in case it gets out of hand, [b]but he[/b] also has [b]a[/b] beef with him. Should [b]I[/b] get my friend with me as [b](space)[/b] well?
I know all the nerve points[b],[/b] and I'm not afraid to take his groin with me.
What I'm going to do[b]:[/b] throat punch, tackle, [b]and[/b] kick.
If he admits defeat I'm going to be [b]a gentleman[/b] and help him up[b]. I[/b]f not[b],[/b] I'll kick dirt over him[b](no period here) l[/b]ike the pig he is. Post your tips please.
tl;dr Emo wants to fight, I'll go apeshit, friend who has beef also wants to fight[b],[/b] should [b]I[/b] let him join?
P.S Not trying to sound hard, this fucker has been being a prick since high school, [b]and I'm[/b] fed up [b]with[/b] it. [b]I[/b] know where he lives.
P.P.S Going to let him try to take the first punch. I'll have a reason then.
Yep, you sure are smarter than him.[/QUOTE]
Even if the OP is an idiot, it makes you equally stupid for being so immature,
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26668472]You did this didn't you
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdwqeh99nIg[/media][/QUOTE]
*on the ground*
"Get the fuck off me"
*they get up, he charges him and they both end up back on the ground, at which point he resumes losing*..... Right.
[QUOTE=mr apple;26677232]Even if the OP is an idiot, it makes you equally stupid for being so immature,[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure if it's immature, so much as it's rude. I'm a grammar nazi, what can I say?
Also, you end a sentence in a period, not a comma.
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26671007]Wrong, I'm not a dumbshit American.[/QUOTE]
Oh hurrr this guy made a America is full of idiots joke he is so funny Xdddd
[QUOTE=dale_uk_scout;26671126]which proves my point, Americans starting fights for no reason. :][/QUOTE]
My god just stop you uneducated fool.
[editline]14th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ohforf;26677410]Oh look, we're already tearing eachother new assholes? Gosh, OP has not proved that he even fought with anybody and came up with "[I]tactical apeshit[/I]" story to feed the fire. Did everybody forget about the video he said he had?
Also I'm going to adapt tactical apeshit into my vocabulary starting from now.[/QUOTE]
OP deserves the title "tactiacl apeshit"
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26681652]OP deserves the title "tactiacl apeshit"[/QUOTE]
Op deserves nada
So uh, OP's name is Dale Mullard or Millard and I tried looking him up on facebook. Is this you OP?
[URL]http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000414715913[/URL]
[QUOTE=Im-Bored;26683601]So uh, OP's name is Dale Mullard or Millard and I tried looking him up on facebook. Is this you OP?
[URL]http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000414715913[/URL][/QUOTE]
its a soccer pic
way to athletic
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