(Swear To God True Story) I ALMOST got murdered today - General

your friend is fantastic

you should of been liek Merry Christmas and tickled his balls, and he would be so shocked that you could have ran away or walked away liek a Bad-Ass

The correct thing to do after accidentally tripping someone is to say, "Oh I am sorry sir. Here, let me help you up." Not run away like a little bitch.

OP's an ass, he should've apologized and helped the fellow up.

What a unbelievably stupid story. You noticed a obviously dangerous and outwardly "punk" person, and yet you manage to "accidentally" trip him, that's so stupid.

That picture looks like he's raping that kid, but then the other part censored.

[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;26460226]my thing has actual relevance to this thread[/QUOTE] Im talking about the area he lives in specifically, not the current situation pertaining to the thread, which I was talking about.

So many obviously fake stories in General Discussion.

He could've easily fired at you when you were running away. Nice work. :10bux: this is fake by the way.

"Happn'd"?

If this story was actually real I'd hope that he'd pull the trigger - one less shit poster on FP.

Aren't you the guy who lied about enlisting in the army? You have a habit of making shit up.

Real story of OP Walking down the sidewalk, sees someone coming his way and thinks it'd be funny to trip him. OP trips man and runs off with his shithead friend, giggling like fairies until the man catches up to OP and chokes a bitch. OP near shits his pants, and his friend starts clawing at the man's face. Confused man stumbles away, OP and friend run to safety.

[quote=killoch0;26458661]artists impression of these events: [img_thumb]http://oi51.tinypic.com/av2c06.jpg[/img_thumb][/quote] Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

[QUOTE=TheSpy;26457822]He had a fucking gun. What should i stay there and die.[/QUOTE] He probably would have given a less hostile reaction if you'd helped him up.

Another thread by TheSpy where something unlikely happens to him in his crazy hometown full of murderers, rapists and paedophiles. Christ it's like Wallid 2.0

People with guns don't usually have the balls to shoot, however in danger they don't think twice. Not sure if your friend reacting was the best idea ever, the punk could have shot in a reflex reaction. I mean okay punks are crazy and shit but not crazy enough to kill you for tripping on them or are they?

Yeah, that was pretty stupid of your friend. Would've been hilarious if the guy was squeezing the trigger, and your dumbshit friend thought his taekwondo would've came in handy and did that bullshit high-kick retard shit and got your brains splattered all over the cement.

[QUOTE=TheSpy;26457733]So you want me.... Dead???[/QUOTE] i did until your avatar stared adorably at my wall :3:

Sounds like you met Niko Bellic :v:

Why would you even make something up like this? Do you just want attention that badly?

OP, do you realize in another parallel universe, you're dead? :/

You know, you could just have helped the guy get back up, say sorry and move on.

OP you should've said some witty one-liners and died with style instead of running :h:

Loving the lack of replies from OP

[QUOTE=Killoch0;26458661]Artists impression of these events: [img_thumb]http://oi51.tinypic.com/av2c06.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I giggled like a little girl :v: