• sam hyde bernie sanders 2016 [mde][funny]
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Sam Hyde is very far-right, it's not veiled at all really when you look past his comedy videos. People really seem to be heavily in denial about it and I don't know why. It's like the entire idea of it scares people so much that they would rather assume it's complete satire when in reality he has a giant gold plated statue of Lenin he prays to every morning. [editline]19th February 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Foogooman;49750889]I don't know the lore on him supporting Trump but I guarantee you he's just trolling[/QUOTE] He's really not. Man, the idea of a right-wing politically active young comedian must seem entirely alien to so many people. It's hilarious how Sam Hyde makes people jump through mental hoops just to internally justify thinking he's funny to themselves when confronted with his conflicting beliefs. [editline]19th February 2016[/editline] I should specify that yes, Sam does generally outwardly veil all of this behind comedy or satirical behavior. He's not heavy handed about it, but on the MDE reddit or his twitter he's often quite serious about what he says.
Even if Sam isn't just a "master ruser", he has a bad case of "act like an fool for a long time, and you'll attract authentic fools who think they're in good company" syndrome.
Here's sam saying multiple things that would get him permanently banned in short order on this forum with utmost sincerity: [quote=https://www.reddit.com/r/milliondollarextreme/comments/3luw09/is_mde_becoming_more_right_leaning_from_a/]I'll always have anarchic/outsider sympathies/tendencies but... the SJW stuff and the diversity stuff have gone too far, past the point of no return. And I'm a super tolerant guy, I'm perfectly happy to have people screaming in my face and insulting me if that's what it takes to have prosperity and a stable and fair society. But if you read enough of this shit you realize that's not the endgame plan--the plan is to have anything white/masculine/traditional totally eliminated or suppressed. A year or two back, I might've said the most important issues were... surveillance, ending the war on drugs, campaign finance reform, military adventurism--something like that. But I've grown weary of having all this feminist nihilist shit plopped on my lap, and I'm tired of people telling me that I've got some original sin and the only way to cleanse myself is by acting like Tim Wise. Gamergate was eye-opening, #BlackLivesMatter was eye-opening, but what really drove the point home and crystalized this perspective was reading about things like Rotherham... Europe is in a dire situation: culture is being destroyed, some neighborhoods are being turned into trash dumps, and a lot of these places might not ever be the same. I don't think that's a good thing, or a healthy thing, to take people who build statues and create wealth and invent science and replace them with people who use alleyways as bathrooms and are 10-20x more likely to rape. I'm sorry I just don't think that's good, I know it's insensitive as hell, but it's too late now to tiptoe around it or use a bunch of mumbo-jumbo to explain it differently. This is just the way it is, Europe is being invaded and we'd better fucking wake up if we have any chance of preventing that from happening here. It's possible to feel this way and at the same time be compassionate. Send them money, let them use the technology we invented, give them whatever they need to pull themselves out of poverty, quit starting wars for oil and for Israel--all that stuff is well and good, but by keeping borders open we're taking the most productive, inventive, civilized, free countries and dumping them into the incinerator. Of course we have problems, of course the NSA is bad, of course it would be nice if we could all have $15 an hour for whatever, but would you rather live here, or in Malaysia or China or Saudi Arabia? Do you really think the best way to make our society more Utopian is by importing displacement levels of Malays, Chinese, or Saudis? Whether you think the problem is genetic or cultural, it doesn't matter when you import immigrants in large numbers, because they form communities that don't integrate. They bring their language and their religion with them, and they vote for socialist policies. This will continue until white people have been sucked dry, and then there won't be any voting anymore, there'll be Sharia law instead. We're putting Western Civ on the alter as a sacrifice to white guilt because we're worried some frizzy-haired Afro transsexual will wag his finger at us. We didn't build all this shit and invent all this shit, our ancestors did--it's only ours to safeguard, not to flush down the toilet. You didn't get burned at the stake for saying something heretical, your ancestors did, so it's pretty fucking shameful if you're ready to give up your guard post for intellectual freedom and separation of church and state because some snarky tattooed dyke is hissing at you. These fuckers have shifted everything so far out of wack and to not fight back now is the same thing as being on their side. Comedy shouldn't be 'political'... Sensitive WASPy types don't like when things get publicly political. Sam Hyde is funny I just wish he wouldn't be 'political'... First of all, nobody even BATS A FUCKING EYE when Zach Galifianakis or Jim Carrey dips into some political issue that they know nothing about (because their views fall safely in the bubble of insanity that is societally accepted as 'OK'). Secondly.... THIS ISN'T EVEN POLITICAL! The slow smothering death of Western Civilization is not a political issue, it's a historical issue, as in we are toying with the fruits of 2000 years of bloody labor as if they're just piNata prizes. I don't want to shove politics in everyone's face all the time. I happen to think that free-market capitalism kicks socialism's ass and that spying and war are bad. I voted for Gary Johnson in 2012. If you think that a universal basic income is a good idea, or that weed should remain illegal, or think whatever about gay marriage, I don't care about those things enough to alienate viewers and I'm trying to shove my opinions in your face as little as possible. Even if you think that people are born boys and turn into girls, whatever, I think Bruce Jenner is really funny but I don't care enough to go beyond making jokes about ropes. But this isn't about politics, it's about having an identity and a home and not losing these beautiful civilizations that took so long to create. The future is headed towards Cormac McCarthy's The Road and talking/thinking about it gives you an uh-oh boo-boo feeling in your tummy because someone might call you waycis? A lot of people have been hitting me up recently to ask about this, and everybody comes to the same conclusion, they agree and can see what's happening, but addressing it head-on gives them a no-no feeling, like a bad. They feel a bad, and they worry that people will think they're bad racers, shame no-no. This doesn't mean you have to start hating black people or using racial slurs or deliberately making yourself unpopular at parties, but whites need to regain some sort of cohesive tribal self-interest and identity right now just like everybody else has or in fifty years this country is going to be like Brazil (the bad parts, not the sexy babes and beaches and rich dudes in white linen suits). It's possible to have compassion for Third-Worlders, goodwill towards all mankind, respectful conversations with and attitudes towards people who don't look like you, and at the same time not want your own country to become a cesspit :) Sorry for getting all 'political', I'll go make some funny faces now![/quote] You'll notice he specifically addresses people assuming everything he says is satire. [quote=As above]African slavery was used to pick cotton, and all the wealth that was created from that and more was destroyed in the civil war. African slavery and Chinese railroad workers didn't invent the combustion engine or the radio or the assembly line, sorry man I know it sucks to think about that. I'm not a White supremacist, I'm just tired of watching White people take it in the ass because they're afraid of appearing rude. Different groups of people should be kind towards each other as much as possible, and I wish the absolute best for all the wonderful people of Earth, but White people ended slavery and I think that's pretty cool, so maybe non-Whites should say thank you every once in a while? Supposedly over a million whites were held as slaves in North Africa but instead of being all butthurt about it and using it as an excuse for everything, we do something different, like invent airplanes. Hip-hop, jazz, and sweet and sour chicken can all go to hell. :) [/quote] [quote=https://www.reddit.com/r/milliondollarextreme/comments/3i68zv/sam_hyde_and_political_correctness/]nah I'm sorry my friend. I'm pretty right wing. i think the most important 'systemic issues' are things like the destruction of the american family, whiteness and masculinity being under attack, etc. sorry i know you don't wanna hear that... enjoy bowl cut[/quote] [url=https://www.reddit.com/r/milliondollarextreme/comments/3lj4ne/i_cant_believe_sam_wants_to_elect_this_donald_is/]Here's a thread[/url] in which he explains his disdain for Bernie Sanders. His name is "MDE-100percentREAL" so just ctrl-f that.
[QUOTE=axelord157;49772935]Even if Sam isn't just a "master ruser", he has a bad case of "act like an fool for a long time, and you'll attract authentic fools who think they're in good company" syndrome.[/QUOTE] All part of the plan
[QUOTE=mastermaul;49772990]Here's sam saying multiple things that would get him permanently banned in short order on this forum with utmost sincerity: You'll notice he specifically addresses people assuming everything he says is satire. [url=https://www.reddit.com/r/milliondollarextreme/comments/3lj4ne/i_cant_believe_sam_wants_to_elect_this_donald_is/]Here's a thread[/url] in which he explains his disdain for Bernie Sanders. His name is "MDE-100percentREAL" so just ctrl-f that.[/QUOTE] He actually seemed like one of the most reasonable far right-wingers ive ever seen, but then he started going "trump trump trump trump" in the redit thread and I lost him
[QUOTE=Warborq;49766144]DeagleNation was pretty funny, but the only reason that boat floated for so long was that people who started believing the bullshit took offense religiously if you tried to disprove it. I remember that thread being some of the most pandering shit this site has had for a long time. That half assed wiki people cited as straight up facts, really showed how easy it is to get people bandwagoning online.[/QUOTE] I really think you're reading too far in to it. The majority of the people that "took offense religiously if you tried to disprove it." weren't being 100% serious. Deaglenations creator/jan whatever his name is said it right, Parkourdude91 was like wrestling in the sense that everybody knew it was fake, but played along with it because it made it more entertaining also try to refrain from disrespecting the commander from here on out
[QUOTE=mastermaul;49772990]Here's sam saying multiple things that would get him permanently banned in short order on this forum with utmost sincerity: You'll notice he specifically addresses people assuming everything he says is satire. [URL="https://www.reddit.com/r/milliondollarextreme/comments/3lj4ne/i_cant_believe_sam_wants_to_elect_this_donald_is/"]Here's a thread[/URL] in which he explains his disdain for Bernie Sanders. His name is "MDE-100percentREAL" so just ctrl-f that.[/QUOTE] The first big text wall honestly reads like subtle satire.
[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;49795758]I really think you're reading too far in to it. The majority of the people that "took offense religiously if you tried to disprove it." weren't being 100% serious. Deaglenations creator/jan whatever his name is said it right, [B]Parkourdude91 was like wrestling in the sense that everybody knew it was fake, but played along with it because it made it more entertaining[/B] also try to refrain from disrespecting the commander from here on out[/QUOTE] Not really, a ton of people thought he was serious just for the fact that he had been doing it for years with little to no actual fans/viewers/whatever. Hell, most of the posts in the [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1404117&page=112"]Facepunch thread[/URL] were people expressing disbelief that he had gone on a ruse cruise this long.
[QUOTE=EnlightenDead;49795900]Not really, a ton of people thought he was serious just for the fact that he had been doing it for years with little to no actual fans/viewers/whatever. Hell, most of the posts in the [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1404117&page=112"]Facepunch thread[/URL] were people expressing disbelief that he had gone on a ruse cruise this long.[/QUOTE] well then, idk. those people are dumb. The only really surprising thing was that it was linked to MDE and that he actually crashed his car
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