"Top 5 Things To Look For In A Guy"

[Dipper]

It is hard to think that there are guys out there that would go near this girl

[butre]

[QUOTE=MasterG;31741847]Took 1 minute 20 to actually start.

For those that can't bear to watch:

#5 > Money. (Makes good enough money that she doesn't have to work)
#4 > Treats his mum well / Treats Katie like a princess.
#3 > Looks good. ( Likes beer guts apparently?!) and no piercings, except she likes guys with piercings between ears and nipples (?!)
#2 > Funny, silly, witty and sarcastic.
#1 > Mental stability.[/QUOTE]

no piercings but if you have piercings that's good

I'm out on 5 and 1, but I really think 2 kinda makes me a bastard

[editline]20th August 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;31750593]i always try to get the girl to pay for meals. if i like her il buy her a smoothie or a drink after food.[/QUOTE]you must get all the bitches

[SamsUncle]

[QUOTE=J!NX;31738459]This is why I hate reality TV, cunts like this that watch it so much that their fucking brains turn into mush. She thinks because she has a vagina then men should instantly bow to her blindly and treat her like some god.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7wT4CUprQ&list=FLEoB9FCaKkiU&index=8[/media]

EXTREMELY RELEVANT, and I agree with this one 100% on the topic.

they're basically opposites, how amusing. :v:[/QUOTE]

I actually really like JennaMarbles because shes surprisingly genuine.

At first sight she looks like an average college bitch or whatever but she seems pretty grounded and knows what she is talking about.

[CommunistCookie]

[QUOTE=MasterG;31741847]Took 1 minute 20 to actually start.

For those that can't bear to watch:

#5 > Money. (Makes good enough money that she doesn't have to work)
#4 > Treats his mum well / Treats Katie like a princess.
#3 > Looks good. ( Likes beer guts apparently?!) and no piercings, except she likes guys with piercings between ears and nipples (?!)
#2 > Funny, silly, witty and sarcastic.
#1 > Mental stability.[/QUOTE]

I'm sarcastic and at least partially mentally stable.

[Tunak Mk. II]

Quatro

she makes it look like some future sports drink