Girl I had a crush one pretty much molested a friend. - General

Reading the patterns of ratings in this thread is as enjoyable as the story itself

The first page of this thread has some serious comedy.

Define "Molested" o.O I don't quite understand lol

kinky ;)

Okay, I glanced through this thread and I don't think it has been mentioned yet or whatever. I will just add more insight. She told you she wasn't interested in a relationship right now? Basically that means she isn't interested in you like that and that is her way of turning you down without being a super bitch. The girl I am seeing right now told a guy she wasn't interested in a relationship because she didn't like him, then I showed up and she is now somehow interested in a relationship? Sorry man, basically she turned you down nicely. She isn't interested.

Ok ok.You were in the same bed as your gay friend.Along with the girl you had a crush on.Thats kinda creepy.Are you bi?

[QUOTE=K1ngo64;25356812]81, m, Nigeria[/QUOTE] XD

eat some female hormones, that should deal with the Rage issue you'r having here.

[QUOTE=Mr.Red;25425222]Ok ok.You were in the same bed as your gay friend.Along with the girl you had a crush on.Thats kinda creepy.Are you bi?[/QUOTE] Wtf, did FP really change the default avatar to justin bieber?

obligatory stick it in er pooper post

oh my now...

Your gay friend put your cock in your dreamgirl. If you had invented time travel, sucks for you.

Fun fact: Your friend isn't actually gay he just told you he is so you wouldn't feel as bad when he shacks up with the girl you like.

She just wants a screw without a pansy relationship and she is so desperate for it she'll mount your gay friend right in front of you, knowing that being gay, no relationship will form between them. Oblige her, you blithering idiot.

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;25355073]You must feel pretty rotten. I get jealous as hell when I see a girl I like with another guy. I got friendzoned by a chick this weekend ([i]"I really love your personality, and you're an amazing friend, but..."[/i]), and I about tore down the middle when she had the nerve to ask me for a ride to the hotel to be with a "guy friend." Ooh, I'm feeling rotten just thinking about that shit.[/QUOTE] Pimpslap that bitch. Isn't that what big, dumb Americans do?

Instructions: 1. Buy a wooden, lowly splintered baseball bat. 2. Buy a permanent marker. 3. Write "Sandman" on it. 4. Wrap duct tape around the tip. 5. Tell the girl that you want her to know your friend, "Sandman". 6. Go to a dark alley with her. 7. Beat her up to death. 8. Fuck her dead body. 9. Repeat with gay friend, just leaving out step 8.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;25439233]Instructions: 1. Buy a wooden, lowly splintered baseball bat. 2. Buy a permanent marker. 3. Write "Sandman" on it. 4. Wrap duct tape around the tip. 5. Tell the girl that you want her to know your friend, "Sandman". 6. Go to a dark alley with her. 7. Beat her up to death. 8. Fuck her dead body. 9. Repeat with gay friend, just leaving out step 8.[/QUOTE] :wtc:

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;25355073]You must feel pretty rotten. I get jealous as hell when I see a girl I like with another guy. I got friendzoned by a chick this weekend ([i]"I really love your personality, and you're an amazing friend, but..."[/i]), and I about tore down the middle when she had the nerve to ask me for a ride to the hotel to be with a "guy friend." Ooh, I'm feeling rotten just thinking about that shit.[/QUOTE] Its better than getting stuck in the friendzone only to find out your best friend is dating a guy who is basically a carbon copy of yourself. With the same first name and same likes and dislikes, the only difference was how each person look which is tall and thinner, and short and stockier. Everytime I think about it I wanna punch a small child. But I've moved on, its much MUCH easier to just move on when weird shit like this happens.

Wow, good job!

The funny thing now is that she's just trying to act like it didn't happen...

[QUOTE=Mr.Red;25425222]Ok ok.You were in the same bed as your gay friend.Along with the girl you had a crush on.Thats kinda creepy.Are you bi?[/QUOTE] What's a bit off is the fact that you were denied, yet were still in the same bed together. This doesn't sound right at all. At all.

So let me get this shit straight for a second You two AND your gay friend are in the same bed TOGETHER. And SHE molested HIM. I'm sorry but what the fuck is up with your life

[QUOTE=KingKombat;25522643]So let me get this shit straight for a second You two AND your gay friend are in the same bed TOGETHER. And SHE molested HIM. I'm sorry but what the fuck is up with your life[/QUOTE] A whole bunch of shit...

[QUOTE=L33t_McQu33f;25522209]The funny thing now is that she's just trying to act like it didn't happen...[/QUOTE] Maybe it didn't and you were dreaming :colbert:

[QUOTE=Sgt. Lulz;25439233]Instructions: 1. Buy a wooden, lowly splintered baseball bat. 2. Buy a permanent marker. 3. Write "Sandman" on it. 4. Wrap duct tape around the tip. 5. Tell the girl that you want her to know your friend, "Sandman". 6. Go to a dark alley with her. 7. Beat her up to death. 8. Fuck her dead body. 9. Repeat with gay friend, just leaving out step 8.[/QUOTE] sound advice, here.

was she drunk? women do a lot of dumb things when they're drunk. fuck gay men, for example.

was she drunk? women do a lot of dumb things when they're drunk. fuck gay men, for example. [editline]20th October 2010[/editline] woah that was wweird

[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;25522839]was she drunk? women do a lot of dumb things when they're drunk. fuck gay men, for example.[/QUOTE] Nope, which was even more douchy. Especially right after I expressed my feelings for her.

[QUOTE=L33t_McQu33f;25354890]So basically what happened was there had been this girl that I've had a crush on for about year now, and I finally built up the courage to tell her. She said she wasn't really interested in having a relationship right now, but I was okay with it. Later that night she ended up pretty much molesting my best friend. Here's the kicker though, my best friends gay... and I was in the bed while they were doing it. She isn't a mean person and none of us can really explain what happened or why it happened. My problem is I have no idea how to deal with it. I don't blame my friend at all, cause it really wasn't his fault, and he's the most confused by the whole thing. The girl is trying really hard to make right by us, but I don't really know how to feel. I go from confusion, to depression, and then to anger (I have a higher amount of testosterone than the average male, so my angry is really not good.) So anybody have any suggestions for going forward?[/QUOTE] Your girly friend sounds like your hand.

[QUOTE=L33t_McQu33f;25354890]So basically what happened was there had been this girl that I've had a crush on for about year now, and I finally built up the courage to tell her. She said she wasn't really interested in having a relationship right now, but I was okay with it. Later that night she ended up pretty much molesting my best friend. Here's the kicker though, my best friends gay... and I was in the bed while they were doing it. She isn't a mean person and none of us can really explain what happened or why it happened. My problem is I have no idea how to deal with it. I don't blame my friend at all, cause it really wasn't his fault, and he's the most confused by the whole thing. The girl is trying really hard to make right by us, but I don't really know how to feel. I go from confusion, to depression, and then to anger (I have a higher amount of testosterone than the average male, so my angry is really not good.) So anybody have any suggestions for going forward?[/QUOTE] HAHA critically friend zoned