[QUOTE=bepassley;22482126]you know that you eat at least 1 spider a week in your sleep[/QUOTE]
Wrong. The average human eats 30 spides in their lifetime at night.
If you have a sleeping bag just curl up in that and put on a hockey mask.
Sleep somewhere else. wear masking tape over your mouth
Speaking of spiders, they needs to be more films and games that invovle giant spiders or killer spiders.
I mean if you ever played rayman 2 then you will know what i mean...That fucking spider.
at least you will die in your sleep peacefully.
I read this as "Afraid to shoot strangers"
Iron Maiden on the brain. Oh OP, spiders and badass, let them do whatever.
Who else feels uneasy even looking at pictures of them? :frown:
I remember last year I opened my window for one night because it was too warm and when I woke up there was about 20 spiders all over my walls.
Spiders make me go :ohdear:
I love living in England. Only thing we need to be scared of are badgers and they're all going to get shot soon.
[QUOTE=PieClock;22483448]Who else feels uneasy even looking at pictures of them? :frown:
I remember last year I opened my window for one night because it was too warm and when I woke up there was about 20 spiders all over my walls.[/QUOTE]
:ohdear:
Make a thread about it. We can help.
[QUOTE=bepassley;22482126]you know that you eat at least 1 spider a week in your sleep[/QUOTE]
Actually spiders hate the carbon dioxide content of the air you are breathing out so are repelled from your mouth.
[QUOTE=stupid07er;22482135][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU[/media][/QUOTE]
that was amazing
[quote=Goldfishmoo]Actually spiders hate the carbon dioxide content of the air you are breathing out so are repelled from your mouth.[/quote]
There are other means of entry :q:
Maybe you would wake up shocked seeing the spider near your penis.
It's under your mattress!
Post that comic with the misconception easting 8 spiders in your sleep and how its more.
What about jumping spiders?
[img]http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1540/jumpingspider3.jpg[/img]
:3:
spiders suck so much. I was taking a crap and a spider crawls across the floor. So I trap it in a cup. And its still in there. I ain't touchin it.
[QUOTE=PieClock;22483448]Who else feels uneasy even looking at pictures of them? :frown:
I remember last year I opened my window for one night because it was too warm and when I woke up there was about 20 spiders all over my walls.[/QUOTE]
you dont have bugscreens on your windows?
spiders are pretty chill, the real problems are centipedes
[img]http://oldcoyote.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/home-centipede.jpg[/img]
i had one of these demonic motherfuckers in my shower one time
Smash the fuck out of them
[QUOTE=stupid07er;22482135][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU[/media][/QUOTE]
Why is that so catchy and awesome.
[B]FUCKING COCKSUKKING NIGGER SPIDERS!![/B]
sorry
south park was never funny
I don't know about you guys but if I saw a Black Widow crawling around my house, I'd be genuinely concerned too.
there's probably quite a few, they're really not all that dangerous if left alone
[QUOTE=Quo Vadi;22487133]spiders are pretty chill, the real problems are centipedes
[img]http://oldcoyote.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/home-centipede.jpg[/img]
i had one of these demonic motherfuckers in my shower one time[/QUOTE]
Cuute! :love:
hey fuck that, one of these bastards almost killed me
well ok it crawled on my leg which kinda tickled then i screamed and hit my head
but i couldve died ok he had a knife
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