I Bet Cavemen would laugh at us
Were scared of small little bugs. While back in there day they had motherfucking T-rex's
[QUOTE=crazycory65;22488418]I Bet Cavemen would laugh at us
Were scared of small little bugs. While back in there day they had motherfucking T-rex's[/QUOTE]
cavemen weren't alive while dinosaurs were
[QUOTE=Maksim;22487632]Why is that so catchy and awesome?[/QUOTE]
What if the world was made of pudding?
Are you quite sure it is a Black Widow? You can get spiders that look similar. If it has a red hourglass shaped mark on its abdomen, its a Black Widow. I had a Chilean Rose Tarantula at one point, so I'm not scared of Spiders. If its a poisonous species, then don't touch it, but try and get it into a container and then outside. Spiders are cool. :smug:
[QUOTE=404 error;22482688]Wrong. The average human eats 30 spides in their lifetime at night.[/QUOTE]
There are hardly any spiders here plus I'm sleeping 15 meters above ground. I doubt that is the case for me.
:dance: I'm not average.
OP , where do you live?
Sleep on the couch.
[QUOTE=Funny;22489825]ohshit
[img]http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/23/spider%20shirt.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I'm not buying that
[QUOTE=404 error;22482688]Wrong. The average human eats 30 spides in their lifetime at night.
If you have a sleeping bag just curl up in that and put on a hockey mask.[/QUOTE]
No that number is entirely made up
Spiders are not stupid enough to crawl into a soaking wet and noticeably breathing cave.
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Wow, spiders are smarter than the protagonists of Star Wars
Fuck anything that has more than four legs.
Expections: certain crabs, lobsters, shrimps/prawns, a few beetles.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;22490402]No that number is entirely made up
Spiders are not stupid enough to crawl into a soaking wet and noticeably breathing cave.
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Wow, spiders are smarter than the protagonists of Star Wars[/QUOTE]
I also read somewhere that your breathing scares spiders so you don't eat spiders at night.
I also read that the chance that you eat a spider while awake is higher, as it may be hidden in some food. Small spiders ofcourse
[QUOTE=White Rabbit;22482221]You think that's bad, try having a stupid phobia of Cockroaches, FUCK I HATE THEM SO MUCH, they crawl on you, hiss and jump and are scaly and hairy and fucking faggots ARHGH BUT THEY ARE HARMLESS!
I'm not even scared of them as such... I'm just disgusted, hateful and terrified of their nature, but I don't fear that they will kill me.[/QUOTE]
Just like me,especially as I almost ate one that was in a packet of biscuits once :(
[QUOTE=Quo Vadi;22487133]spiders are pretty chill, the real problems are centipedes
*Huge Centipede Picture*
i had one of these demonic motherfuckers in my shower one time[/QUOTE]
You think that's bad? I sometimes wake up to centipedes crawling on the wall next to my bed.
And to my surprise, sometimes on the floor when I jump out of bed after seeing them on the wall.
[QUOTE=AlienCreature;22482162]Cheer up mate! There is only a 9000% chance that it will bite you and a 1337% chance you will die from the poison! Be happy![/QUOTE]
the dumbest post ever..
Also I hate spiders too.
[QUOTE=404 error;22482688]Wrong. The average human eats 30 spides in their lifetime at night.
If you have a sleeping bag just curl up in that and put on a hockey mask.[/QUOTE]
The average human has just under 2 legs and is currently located somewhere inside Earth's crust.
Ally yourself with the Spider Alliance, and repel the evils of the Mosquito Empire, Ant Hivemind, and the Dog Legion. Join the Collective, human. Join it now.
Just get a gun.
[QUOTE=bepassley;22482126]you know that you eat at least 1 spider a week in your sleep[/QUOTE]
It's actually a lot more than that.
[img]http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/742/abac001274763254037.jpg[/img]
I never understood the fear of spiders and other insects. Okay, so I find those really big centipedes to be horrifying, but overall I've never been afrad of spiders.
I also never kill them when I see them in my apartment, I scoop them up with paper and a cup and put them outside.
[QUOTE=Superstormj;22490629]You think that's bad? I sometimes wake up to centipedes crawling on the wall next to my bed.
And to my surprise, sometimes on the floor when I jump out of bed after seeing them on the wall.[/QUOTE]
Clean your room.
I get a spider bit at least 2-3 times a week in bed.
usually when i am a sleep.
(live out in the country)
We need to spray poison to stop them.
but I got two bites on the back of my neck.
I have also have a spider bite on the base of my penis...
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;22491328]I get a spider bit at least 2-3 times a week in bed.
usually when i am a sleep.
(live out in the country)
We need to spray poison to stop them.
but I got two bites on the back of my neck.
I have also have a spider bite on the base of my penis...[/QUOTE]
it loves you
give love back to it
I remember one time I was on vacation with my dad, brothers and one of their friends. We were staying in an old cabin, and my brothers' friend was sleeping in a bunk bed. He woke up the next morning with over 12 spider bites all over his body. One of them was right on his cheek and it grew to a nasty, puss filled sack that stayed for quite a while.
Teach him to draw on my face when I'm asleep.
A spider crawled onto my foot the other day.
How can you be scared of a spider, it's ridiculous?
My 22 year old brother still calls me into his room to pick up spiders and throw them outside.
Am i the only person in the world that thinks spiders are cute?
[QUOTE=Superstormj;22490629]You think that's bad? I sometimes wake up to centipedes crawling on the wall next to my bed.
And to my surprise, sometimes on the floor when I jump out of bed after seeing them on the wall.[/QUOTE]
Same here since my room is in the basement.
[QUOTE=madmanmad;22491608]How can you be scared of a spider, it's ridiculous?
My 22 year old brother still calls me into his room to pick up spiders and throw them outside.
Am i the only person in the world that thinks spiders are cute?[/QUOTE]
it's called arachnophobia and you can't really blame someone for being afraid of spiders. me for example, if I would actually have a blackwidow in my room, I would not dare to enter it again unless I see it dead, but then I would be in the newspapers for having such a rare spider (in my country) in my room.
For me it has nothing to do with the danger of the spider though, most spiders here don't even bite you, and if they do, it will just be a little itchy spot at most. Just a very few are venomous but absolutely nowhere near dangerous. But for some reason those fuckers look really scary. Last time I also found a tiny spider on my bed, I quickly got an electric flyswatter and killed it.
goddamnit I hate those creatures
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