The spider is reading this thread and knows the ones with fear.
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No matter where you are, a spider is within 5 feet of you.
Humans do NOT eat spiders in their sleep. For a spider to enter into a mouth, they would have to be suicidal and have the intent of doing so WHILE your mouth is open, facing the ceiling. It also has to be a stupid spider. Spiders HATE moist places, they will NOT enter into your mouth.
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I am so damn tired of this myth.
When I lost my communist tic the first time it escaped, I searched the entire room. I eventually found it attempting to chew up my usb wireless adapter, in an effort to disrupt my communications
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;22538870]When I lost my communist tic the first time it escaped, I searched the entire room. I eventually found it attempting to chew up my usb wireless adapter, in an effort to disrupt my communications[/QUOTE]
Or he could be rewiring it to call his communist comrades to take down you're house and set the nuke.
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=Cheese123;22538912]Or he could be rewiring it to call his communist comrades to take down you're house and set the nuke.
:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Yea maybe, but his re-education wasn't over so it was probably his capitalist comrades at that time
Once i had a black widow on my hand, i flicked it away.
I knew it wasn't a good idea to go through this thread with spider pictures...
How the hell do you have a black widow on your room?
That thing's probably just the size of my fingernail though, right?
I like spiders, when one gets lost to my place, I let it chill for a while and then I'll let it outside when the weather is nice. :3:
[QUOTE=Ickylevel;22490150]OP , where do you live?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;22482676][img]http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1d/ChrisHanson.jpg[/img]
[I]Why don't you have a seat over there[/I][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Yahnich;22488538]They still had sabre-toothed tigers and mammoths, his point about our phobias of small stuff still stands.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure the cavemen were scared of small stuff as much as we are.
The average human doesn't exactly find things like Tigers or Elephants scary either, but would freak out if finding a spider on him.
[QUOTE=SanderMan;22541649]That thing's probably just the size of my fingernail though, right?[/QUOTE]
They can range from 1/8th of an inch to 6 inches, some claim even bigger.
They also have a lifespan of atleast five years.
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