• Is it dangerous to stick my balls in their 'sockets'?
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I grabbed my balls after feeling weird when reading OP and accidentally sacked myself. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Floreum;25759756]I grabbed my balls after feeling weird when reading OP and accidentally sacked myself. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] I [B]HATE[/B] accidentally sacking yourself. Move your arm the wrong way... A sudden movement anything aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[QUOTE=w0lfeh;25720470]What the hell?[/QUOTE] Agreed WTF!
[QUOTE=Alcapwne;25720497]Well actually someone told me that there's a praying mantis stance in Kung Fu in which they stick their balls in their sockets at the start of the fight to lower the number of weak points on their body.[/QUOTE] I can confirm this, I saw it on manswers
Yes it is dangerous.
Reading this thread made me grab my balls in imaginary pain.
Sumo wrestlers start tying their ballsacks closed with a string at the age of 7 so their balls wont drop normally when the time is. They can controlledly push and pull their balls in and out of their pelvis for the rest of their lives using the same method. This prevents negative effects upon taking a kick to the groin. Edit: Fucking shit I am late.
[QUOTE=Alcapwne;25720111]Hi, A couple of months ago, I started this obsession with putting my balls in their sockets. Basically, I just push them up into my pelvis and they stay in their sockets. At first, they used to fall out immediately, but I can now sustain it for long periods of time. It feels sort of odd, that's why I do it. Does anyone else do this? Do you think it's dangerous? Might they get crushed / not come out? Thanks[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=bravehat;25720174]WHAT THE FLYING FUCK!!! sERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK MAN JUST WHAT THE FUCK!!![/QUOTE] [QUOTE=woodster66;25720173]I don't know, I heard a story about a rugby player who dislocated his hip/leg during a game. He went into the med room, the physio popped his hip/leg back into place, and the rugby planned screamed with agony. The physio was surprised; he realized it would hurt a bit, but from this guy's reaction it seemed that something else was wrong. It turned out that one of the guy's testicles had become trapped when the joint was popped back into place. :/[/QUOTE] ''Ok, bro.'' I love the lack of reaction to this compared to OP's question.
what THE FUCK
I got a hard on from reading this thread. Is that bad :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Xenoyia v2;25761198]I got a hard on from reading this thread. Is that bad :ohdear:[/QUOTE] I got the opposite. I entered this thread with morning wood, and now its gone.
My balls feel fucking weird thanks to this thread.
[QUOTE=woodster66;25720173]I don't know, I heard a story about a rugby player who dislocated his hip/leg during a game. He went into the med room, the physio popped his hip/leg back into place, and the rugby planned screamed with agony. The physio was surprised; he realized it would hurt a bit, but from this guy's reaction it seemed that something else was wrong. It turned out that one of the guy's testicles had become trapped when the joint was popped back into place. :/[/QUOTE] wh- HOLY FUCKING CHRIST
Oh god, what did i read. Now i am aware of anything happening to my balls and i am monitorizing them.
Im gonna laugh so hard if they get stuck.
[QUOTE=bravehat;25720174]WHAT THE FLYING FUCK!!! sERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK MAN JUST WHAT THE FUCK!!![/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=108630&dateline=1278509832[/img]
I thought "sockets" was just another word for vagina judging only by the title.
the next morning after everyone reads this thread... their balls will be gone in their body... cuz the rope that holds the ball will snap cuz of ur bad dreams about this thread lulz [editline]31st October 2010[/editline] after you read this comment. It means you have skipped the first 3 pages because of the fuglyness of the topic
Oh dear god this thread.
[QUOTE=Alcapwne;25720111] Basically, I just push them up into my pelvis and they stay in their sockets. At first, they used to fall out immediately, but I can now sustain it for long periods of time. It feels sort of odd, that's why I do it. [/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/4r2f00.jpg[/IMG]
Fuck man, I just crossed my legs that's fucking strange I had to touch my nutsack to know it was it the right position
Just to let you guys know, I've heeded your advice and I try not to do it now, although my hand does occasionally just go down there out of habit
Great, now I'm going to have to spend the next half hour sitting strangely
I remeber one time I thought I lost one of my balls, I felt around and could only feel one, I found it, I think it got next to the other one so I thought the two were one, I was so scared.
[QUOTE='[ToRn];25781975']I remeber one time I thought I lost one of my balls, I felt around and could only feel one, I found it, I think it got next to the other one so I thought the two were one, I was so scared.[/QUOTE] Similar situation except I shit myself and was halfway through getting on the phone to the hospital when it popped back out again.
Another thing that hurts, sitting down to take a shit, and the sack hits the toilet seat like THUD... Then, just the most horrible pain that can be felt. After this happens, you no longer need to take a shit.
:quagmire:
I thought this was about putting your balls in eys-sockets, I am kinda disappointed. And my balls feel wierd
This made me cringe in pain, and I'm a woman. So yeah, that's not good dude.
-guy on Facepunch puts his testicles in his pelvis for fun......MMT
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