• Is it dangerous to stick my balls in their 'sockets'?
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[QUOTE=Hullu V3;25720775]This happens to me [B]during sex[/B] and it's really bizarre feeling. My left testicle just somehow crawls it's way up to my pelvis and then I have to squeeze it back down again. Feels REALLY weird.[/QUOTE] Your left testicle was only being shy. Don't force it
use a hammer and hit your balls up in your sockets, maybe they'll stay there
[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;25735433]What? For once not speaking English as my first language has became a problem. I do not really know what the OP is about. Can somebody explain this in pictures? Ms paint please.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/7919256b.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=woodster66;25720173]I don't know, I heard a story about a rugby player who dislocated his hip/leg during a game. He went into the med room, the physio popped his hip/leg back into place, and the rugby planned screamed with agony. The physio was surprised; he realized it would hurt a bit, but from this guy's reaction it seemed that something else was wrong. It turned out that one of the guy's testicles had become trapped when the joint was popped back into place. :/[/QUOTE] That's fucking gross. Thanks.
[QUOTE=dengeL;25720152]OP is a male.[/QUOTE] Not if he keeps this up. Literally.
This has happened to me a couple times during sex. The first time I was like 'oh god oh god wut wat'.
[QUOTE=wewt!;]*pictures*[/QUOTE] I meant to rate this funny but I'm on my iPod and hit disagree on accident. My bad
[QUOTE=wewt!;25830824][img_thumb]http://ooft.net/upload/7919256b.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Pretty much, except the scrotum skin still hangs down as a sort of flappy bit, it looks a bit more like the 2nd frame than the 3rd. The flappy scrotum bit feels really odd as well, it's weird.
[QUOTE=Alcapwne;25834137]Pretty much, except the scrotum skin still hangs down as a sort of flappy bit, it looks a bit more like the 2nd frame than the 3rd. The flappy scrotum bit feels really odd as well, it's weird.[/QUOTE] ew
I read the thread as "Is it dangerous to stick my balls in sockets" As in electrical sockets, Oh god what a win thread that would be
[QUOTE=woodster66;25720173]I don't know, I heard a story about a rugby player who dislocated his hip/leg during a game. He went into the med room, the physio popped his hip/leg back into place, and the rugby planned screamed with agony. The physio was surprised; he realized it would hurt a bit, but from this guy's reaction it seemed that something else was wrong. It turned out that one of the guy's testicles had become trapped when the joint was popped back into place. :/[/QUOTE] I think I have heard that before... Was it on some kind of comedy program?
you will cause massive amounts of pain to yourself, lets leave it at that
What the fuck do you mean by "sockets"??? TESTICLES DON'T HAVE SOCKETS WHAT THE FUCK!!!! MY GROIN FEELS WEIRD NOW I FEEL SICK :((
[QUOTE=woodster66;25720173]I don't know, I heard a story about a rugby player who dislocated his hip/leg during a game. He went into the med room, the physio popped his hip/leg back into place, and the rugby planned screamed with agony. The physio was surprised; he realized it would hurt a bit, but from this guy's reaction it seemed that something else was wrong. It turned out that one of the guy's testicles had become trapped when the joint was popped back into place. :/[/QUOTE] My balls! They cringe! :byodood:
:wtc:
ITT people gouging their eyes out in horror.
What the glorious fuck.
HIIIINGE- Mein balls!
This makes me cringe
Are you really that bored to be playing with your balls?
oh fuck I felt my balls hurt when I read this thread
If you're even remotely uncertain about the safety of shoving something as incredibly sensitive and delicate as your testicles back up in to a section of your body they're not even supposed to be in... why do it? But hey, what do I know?
If one of your balls twist....Unimaginable pain. For fucks sake STOP DOING IT.
your balls aren't supposed to go into your sockets, only when it's cold cause the body temperature is too high for your balls, get it?
I don't get it. How the fuck do you get them up there in the first place? At first I thought this thread was about sticking your balls into a vagina. Hmm. [editline]22nd November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=wanksta11;26215163]your balls aren't supposed to go into your sockets, only when it's cold cause the body temperature is too high for your balls, get it?[/QUOTE] Umm. They don't go into the "sockets" when it's cold, they just shrivel up and go closer to your body.
What sockets?
Yes
Jesus Christ. I'm female and this made me cross my legs and cringe.
[QUOTE=Raptor_Girl;26215459]Jesus Christ. I'm female and this made me cross my legs and cringe.[/QUOTE] "R8ed u heart"
[QUOTE=Dedmytas;25720208]Boner = lost :( I'm scared..[/QUOTE] Boner gained :q:
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