McDonalds Big Macs... - General

[QUOTE=Goofa;26862934]Who the fuck would take a bite out of a burger and then take it back inside and lie about an employee doing it? What do you have to gain? +1 bite of burger?[/QUOTE] Some people do unexpected things.

[QUOTE=johan_sm;26862715]I hate when people never state the reason, just "trust me". I don't trust people on the internet, so if you recommend to do or not to do something, please state a reason.[/QUOTE] I work meats most of the time. Which is cooking all meat served in the store. The Reg/Red Meat (the normal sized patty) sits in the Universal Heating Container (UHC) for a good hour usually before served. By the time the meat is served its usually very dry. Even when it's fresh off the grill its gross as hell. Luckily, I'm not one of those dicks that will screw up your food for no reason. I try to give customers the best quality food I can, but working at McDonald's that food isn't especially high quality. Really, ask me anything about McDonald's and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.

I ordered a big mac not too long ago and what I got was bottom bun, two pieces of meat, all the toppings, middle bun, top bun. Mcdonalds is complete shit no matter where you are. I think they purposely give the "chefs" the wrong instructions on how to make them.

[QUOTE=johan_sm;26862981]Some people do unexpected things.[/QUOTE] you need to learn to trust people.

[QUOTE=Zareox7;26863133]I ordered a big mac not too long ago and what I got was bottom bun, two pieces of meat, all the toppings, middle bun, top bun. Mcdonalds is complete shit no matter where you are. I think they purposely give the "chefs" the wrong instructions on how to make them.[/QUOTE] Your order was incorrect? Take it back.

[QUOTE=RichyZ;26863119]do you know anyone who came on a burger?[/QUOTE] Nope, but the second day I worked there apparently there was security footage from the night before of someone giving someone else a blowjob in the playland area. With their kids playing inside the playland.

You think working at McDonald's gives you gross insights into the food business? Try working at a grocery store. That aside, I enjoy a McDonald's meal from time to time with some friends or something. Makes for a nice after-school relaxation period. Chillin' out with my low-quality food.

[QUOTE=Goofa;26862934]Who the fuck would take a bite out of a burger and then take it back inside and lie about an employee doing it? What do you have to gain? +1 bite of burger?[/QUOTE] Well I don't wanna eat a fucking burger that I know someone's already eaten. It's just fucking gross if you think about it.

[QUOTE=RichyZ;26863222]do you know anyone who shat on a burger[/QUOTE] I don't know anyone that has done anything to defile a burger. Most humans respect people enough not to mess with their food. Also, there's cameras everywhere.

I went to McDonald's last night at ~2:30 since Taco Bell and Wendy's was closed. I asked for 4 mchickens and they only gave me 2

[QUOTE=TheFacePuncher1;26863229]Well I don't wanna eat a fucking burger that I know someone's already eaten. It's just fucking gross if you think about it.[/QUOTE] I have OCD tendencies and serious fears about other people drinking from my drink or biting from my food. Were this me receiving a bitten burger, I woulda freaked out and gone back and demanded another burger.

[QUOTE=RichyZ;26863331]has an old man ever tried to strangle you over the counter?[/QUOTE] I don't work service. Thank the lord. I wouldn't want to put up with the customers.

Not that I can recall.

[QUOTE=Da_Arwin;26863424]Not that I can recall.[/QUOTE] As far as sanitation goes, I'm sure you guys are up to standard with what society deems clean, but what's the worst example of a just plain gross, dirty food-related incident you can recall or have witnessed?

I've never eaten a big mac.

[QUOTE=Vasili;26863504]I've never eaten a big mac.[/QUOTE] I don't really think it's the best thing Mickey D's has to offer. I dunno. I like just about everything else more than Big Macs.

[QUOTE=Vasili;26863504]I've never eaten a big mac.[/QUOTE] You should try one.

Only fast food place I like is KFC.

[QUOTE=JohnnyNapalm007;26863462]As far as sanitation goes, I'm sure you guys are up to standard with what society deems clean, but what's the worst example of a just plain gross, dirty food-related incident you can recall or have witnessed?[/QUOTE] I had to scrape grease off the floor with a spatula from behind the grill once. Took me around 30 minutes to get it all, and by the time I was done the trash can was full of this solid blob of grease weighing somewhere above 20 pounds. And the smell, dear God the smell. And then I had to use the same spatula to take the burgers off the grill.

[QUOTE=Da_Arwin;26863541]I had to scrape grease off the floor with a spatula from behind the grill once. Took me around 30 minutes to get it all, and by the time I was done the trash can was full of this solid blob of grease weighing somewhere above 20 pounds. And the smell, dear God the smell. And then I had to use the same spatula to take the burgers off the grill.[/QUOTE] Okay, that's pretty gross. I guess it's still not gonna stop me from eating burgers though...

[QUOTE=Da_Arwin;26863541]I had to scrape grease off the floor with a spatula from behind the grill once. Took me around 30 minutes to get it all, and by the time I was done the trash can was full of this solid blob of grease weighing somewhere above 20 pounds. And the smell, dear God the smell. And then I had to use the same spatula to take the burgers off the grill.[/QUOTE] It adds flavour.

[QUOTE=Super_Poo;26812443]But the burgers are better at hungry jacks. :colbert:[/QUOTE] Is Hungry Jacks Burger King

Da_Arwin, you're gonna need a new job. Also: [IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uUD54l6H3Io/SebS3V5NDeI/AAAAAAAAArY/CGwQploZyYw/s400/Burger-King_B5GF.gif[/IMG]

Wendy's baconator is the ultimate burger

[QUOTE=Coffee;26862742]They have the best fries.[/QUOTE] You don't know good fries (or burgers) until you have tried In-N-Out.

Related: Dane finds cockroach in her whopper. [url]http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/gesellschaft/0,1518,736160,00.html[/url]

McDonalds is pure, unadulterated shit. And Burger King also.

[QUOTE=Chrille;26883598]McDonalds is pure, unadulterated shit. And Burger King also.[/QUOTE] You speak the truth.

[QUOTE=johan_sm;26862715]I hate when people never state the reason, just "trust me". I don't trust people on the internet, so if you recommend to do or not to do something, please state a reason.[/QUOTE] I trim my pubes and cum in the burgers at the same time, that's why.