I bet a spaceship will come out of your dryer one day.
Anyone else remember that episode of Arthur with the whole disappearing sock thing involving all the dogs and I think Kate could talk :v:
Nostalgia
Start selling your infinite socks, get rich.
If you find a small child please send him back. I put him in my dryer to dry him off four years ago and he has been missing ever since
I guess the OP hasn't discovered that dryers are actually teleportation devices. I use mine all the time to go random places and meet new people.
[QUOTE=DeandreT;30155097]Women are apart of a Tremendously Secret Society of Super Sock Teleportation.
T.S.S.S.S.T[/QUOTE]
why did I just try pronouncing that in my head
[QUOTE=Bitz62x;30154060]I found my [highlight]7 year old jeans[/highlight] in the wash before.
[highlight]7 Years later[/highlight].[/QUOTE]
wouldn't 7 years of nothing but washes damage the jeans?
post pictures of the jeans please
[sp]no i don't have a jeans fetish[/sp]
Contact the SCP Foundation immediately!
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;30154937]wow man what the fuck clean your feet
also how did you get out[/QUOTE]
How did you get [b]IN[/b] there in the first place?
[QUOTE=Bitz62x;30154060]I found my [highlight]7 year old jeans[/highlight] in the wash before.
[highlight]7 Years later[/highlight].[/QUOTE]
I'm a sockocist and I can confirm the existence of this phenomenon. There's a parallel universe absolutely filled with socks out there.
[QUOTE=Sirdrone536;30154443]Put money in and hope more comes out[/QUOTE]
Money laundering is illegal, good sir.
it needs food, in your case, it's socks. do not anger it, just obey its orders, serious shit will happen if you don't give it socks
i had to feed mine with [b]human brains[/b]
they're all in the basement
never again, jack the washing machine, never again
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;30154937]wow man what the fuck clean your feet
also how did you get out[/QUOTE]he hasn't said anything since he posted that.
he hasn't gotten out.
If any of you guys find two white t-shirts in your dryer that don't belong to you please let me know. They're mine.
[QUOTE=Mattamage;30153510]By any chance was the dryer manufactured by Aperture Science?[/QUOTE]
[I][U][B][h2]I AM THE MAN WHO WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH LAUNDRY![/h2][/B][/U][/I]
[QUOTE=Bitz62x;30154060]I found my [highlight]7 year old jeans[/highlight] in the wash before.
[highlight]7 Years later[/highlight].[/QUOTE]
Your jeans pulled the Master Sword. Play the Prelude of Pants to return to your washing machine at any time.
Possibly someone that doesn't live in your apartment is using the dryer?
[QUOTE=animephreak135;30159802]I'm a sockocist and I can confirm the existence of this phenomenon. There's a parallel universe absolutely filled with socks out there.
Money laundering is illegal, good sir.[/QUOTE]
haha... laundering...
Try Putting 2 socks in and seeing how many come out.
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;30165913]Possibly someone that doesn't live in your apartment is using the dryer?[/QUOTE]
Hobos Laundry :v:
I found a knife in my dryer once that I'm pretty sure I didn't put there
[editline]31st May 2011[/editline]
Pretty damned sure anyways
I've just been LMFAO so hard while trying to eat my tea and spat beans and munched up salid all over my brand new monitor
[QUOTE=Dahaka32;30166104]Hobos Laundry :v:[/QUOTE]
This guy's?
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1092984-My-sister-met-a-magical-homeless-clown[/url].
Be careful with these dryers. First it was just socks, now its headcrabs and hunters. I'm hoping I can hold them long enough for it to belch out a couple of heavies.
[img]http://www.photoshoppix.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10002/sock_thieves.jpg[/img]
I fuckin knew it
Dryers do that. Sometimes you get socks, other times it takes socks.
It's cute that you all do your own laundry now. Facepunch is growing up.
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;30168107]It's cute that you all do your own laundry now. Facepunch is growing up.[/QUOTE]
I am even cleaning my ass after having a poo-poo myself now! My mommy is so proud of me.
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;30168107]It's cute that you all do your own laundry now. Facepunch is growing up.[/QUOTE]
I thought you died or something
Crawl into your dryer and see where you end up. Or just give me the socks.
Either way~
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