[QUOTE=Mattamage;30153510]By any chance was the dryer manufactured by Aperture Science?[/QUOTE]
And now for our next test. In this exam, we'll be studying the effects of wearing socks with radioactive isotopes sewn into them. What's that you say? You don't have socks with radioactive isotopes sewn into them? Don't worry, we took care of that the last time you used our patented Dryer on your laundry. Also, if you start to feel faint, find suspicious lumps anywhere other than your feet, or suffer from internal bleeding, you might want to let us know, because that isn't part of the test.
I remember when i found my old watch in my dryer.
It was broken and beat up.
I want to look in that metal tube for long lost clothing articles and money now.
Dude, forget the dryer
My washing machine's fuckin metal man
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The black sock! A curse among men!
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Look for a lever, maybe you'll hit the jackpot one day
[QUOTE=animephreak135;30159802]
Money laundering is illegal, good sir.[/QUOTE]
I don't think you can fathom how retardedly hard I laughed at that.
That reminded me of this trolldad picture about laundering money
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;30170098]I don't think you can fathom how retardedly hard I laughed at that.[/QUOTE]
I can see a bunch of money flying around inside a clothes dryer. :v:
Also no the laundry room is locked so nobody else uses the washer and dryer.
I found my penis in a dryer once. I had been wondering where it had disappeared to.
Oh wow, is that why I've been losing socks lately?
It's a trap!
I found where your socks are going:
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They're probably ash by now. Also, be sure to shut the door, Ghasts may come out and you obviously don't want that.
IliekBoxes has just found a mysterious potato in his fridge. Aperture products everywhere!
[QUOTE=Shostakovich;30170925]I found where your socks are going:
They're probably ash by now. Also, be sure to shut the door, Ghasts may come out and you obviously don't want that.[/QUOTE]
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A portal to the nether and the past? Interesting.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;30165575][I][U][B][h2]I AM THE MAN WHO WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH LAUNDRY![/h2][/B][/U][/I][/QUOTE]
[I][U][U][i][url=http://www.cpsc.gov/LIBRARY/correction/Electric.pdf]It's starting[/url][/i][/U][/U]
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[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;30168248]I thought you died or something[/QUOTE]
he became too smug for facepunch
Thats no dryer...
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Your dryer is currently being confiscated by Agents S-------- and K------, it will hereafter be referred to as SCP-937. Further experiments will include running SCP-937 without it being plugged in or supplied with electricity from any source. Preliminary tests show that SCP-937 is capable of running without a known supply of power, but, as Experiment Log 937-06 shows, test results range from socks with remarkable designs (resembling [DATA EXPUNGED]) seemingly sewed onto the bottom, to a small teddy bear previously having been owned by Dr. B-----, previous test director assigned to SCP-937, with an inscription on the tag that is apparently signed by Dr. B-----'s grandmother.
It appears that the result of a test depends on various factors, such as if there is any laundry present while the dryer is run (it is hypothesized that SCP-937 identifies it's user by what laundry is placed inside it), whether there is any power supplied to the dryer, and whether the dryer is set at one of three settings, found in a large knob on the top of the dryer, "Half-cycle", "Full-cycle", or "Double-cycle". It is also theorized, due to the current absense of previous test director Dr. B-----, that the longer a single subject uses SCP-937, the greater variety of items appears, regardless of other factors.
Further testing remains to be done on SCP-937, as soon as we have a full report from Agent M-------, who was dispatched to ascertain the wherabouts of Dr. B-----. A preliminary report indicated that Dr. B----- was nowhere near SCP-937 at the time of his disappearance, and the second report is forthcoming, but has unexpectedly been delayed. Contact with Agent M------- has yet to be reestablished since the 31st of May. This could be a display of [DATA EXPUNGED] by SCP-937, resembling, in some ways, the effects displayed by SCP-[REDACTED]. Some personnel are already requesting a change in testing procedure, and Euclid classification of SCP-937 is currently pending.
[QUOTE=Duckmeister;30178405]Your dryer is currently being confiscated by Agents S-------- and K------, it will hereafter be referred to as SCP-937. Further experiments will include running SCP-937 without it being plugged in or supplied with electricity from any source. Preliminary tests show that SCP-937 is capable of running without a known supply of power, but, as Experiment Log 937-06 shows, test results range from socks with remarkable designs (resembling [DATA EXPUNGED]) seemingly sewed onto the bottom, to a small teddy bear previously having been owned by Dr. B-----, previous test director assigned to SCP-937, with an inscription on the tag that is apparently signed by Dr. B-----'s grandmother.
It appears that the result of a test depends on various factors, such as if there is any laundry present while the dryer is run (it is hypothesized that SCP-937 identifies it's user by what laundry is placed inside it), whether there is any power supplied to the dryer, and whether the dryer is set at one of three settings, found in a large knob on the top of the dryer, "Half-cycle", "Full-cycle", or "Double-cycle". It is also theorized, due to the current absense of previous test director Dr. B-----, that the longer a single subject uses SCP-937, the greater variety of items appears, regardless of other factors.
Further testing remains to be done on SCP-937, as soon as we have a full report from Agent M-------, who was dispatched to ascertain the wherabouts of Dr. B-----. A preliminary report indicated that Dr. B----- was nowhere near SCP-937 at the time of his disappearance, and the second report is forthcoming, but has unexpectedly been delayed. Contact with Agent M------- has yet to be reestablished since the 31st of May. This could be a display of [DATA EXPUNGED] by SCP-937, resembling, in some ways, the effects displayed by SCP-[REDACTED]. Some personnel are already requesting a change in testing procedure, and Euclid classification of SCP-937 is currently pending.[/QUOTE]
Needs more portal-to-the-underworld stuff.
I put a lot of work into that little fanfic tribute to glorified fanfic, and I don' t even get a single rating? You people are cruel, ungrateful, etc.
[QUOTE=Duckmeister;30179785]I put a lot of work into that little fanfic tribute to glorified fanfic, and I don' t even get a single rating? You people are cruel, ungrateful, etc.[/QUOTE]
There you go!
Also, take pictures of the inside!
I'm an equipment specialist for GE and I've seen this situation before. If you can reach underneath your dryer, there should be a small dial. These exist on most modern clothes drying machines. If you would turn that into the opposite position and re-insert the socks, it will reverse the connection and send them back to their owners.
It appears that your dryer is some kind of mass storage unit, try putting in valuable items like your social security card, wallet, birth certificate, drivers license, cell phone, and money in there and they will be transported to my hous- I mean a Secure Item Storage Center (SISC). We take great lengths not to sell, copy, fax, or take pictures of any of your belongings.
Your dryer is thinking with Portals.
your dryer is magic.
[QUOTE=robotman5;30181535]your dryer is magic.[/QUOTE]
Black magic?
[QUOTE=Strongbad;30182592]Black magic?[/QUOTE]
Dark, evil magic.
Nazi magic.
Satan magic.
In other words, yeah, its the black magic dryer.
Dude, I'm your dryer. feed me more socks.
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