• My dryer keeps giving me random socks
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What about the underwear gremlins that steal your underwear. Those are annoying.
I have a theory about that kind of happenings: literally, the washing/drying machine circular motions make it a sort of teleporter/time machine. It's not potent enough to work anything BUT socks. Hence, why socks appear/disappear in those.
You've found the white old of dryers.
Have you tried running your dryer in reverse?
[QUOTE=Shostakovich;30191514]Have you tried running your dryer in reverse?[/QUOTE] That could easily tear apart the very fabric of time itself good sir.
[QUOTE=Archonet;30182799]Dark, evil magic. Nazi magic. Satan magic. In other words, yeah, its the black magic dryer.[/QUOTE] Wait, nazi magic? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r097tqv-tY[/media]
your washer leads to the sock dimension.
That's funny, because my old dryer always steals underwear from my laundry, and for some reason, it's always my sister that loses them.
MIPS sorry my dryer is a teleporter I'll be at your apartment in the next 24 hours via dryer.
My dryer eats all my clothes. I have to hang my clothes on the line from now on.
[QUOTE=Assburgers;30184139]What about the underwear gremlins that steal your underwear. Those are annoying.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_MpZWzXQFU[/media]
Why complain? Hey, free socks
OP got sucked into the alternate sock dimension.
You found a duplicating glitch, better use it a lot before the developers patch it.
[QUOTE=Assburgers;30184139]What about the underwear [b]gnomes[/b] that steal your underwear. Those are annoying.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/151040/the-underpants-business[/url]
The dryer dimension is a strange, terrifying place where lost clothing from all over the world congregate. I've been there. Seen strange things. Felt fabrics that don't exist. Never going back.
Your dryer is... [b]the chosen one[/b] Now, can I get my right sock back?
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