• An ode to "That guy"
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[QUOTE=daijitsu;33914798][url=http://i52.tinypic.com/346t7o6.png]nailed it[/url]SO in the spirit of christmas, how many of you have observed a sudden influx of your facebook photographer population on facebook?[/QUOTE] It wouldn't be Christmas without it. [IMG]http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/403133_346403592040417_100000123383542_1605569_711021859_n.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/395095_346404238707019_100000123383542_1605580_1627188282_n.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/386655_346404082040368_100000123383542_1605578_1713468847_n.jpg[/IMG]
Augh, were those even taken with a decent camera? Like, those aren't even technically good. There's nothing good about those. Well, maybe the fact that they didn't blow anything out in post production. Awh who am I kidding, they uploaded that directly to Facebook from whatever software came with their point and shoot.
[img]http://i56.tinypic.com/apbggg.png[/img] $355 at walmart one of the comments "nice my camera is similar but way older (canon powershot s5is only 8mp) but it has the flip screen so awesome! [i]great for self shots..[/i]" this guy I've actually mentioned before, he boasts about being an actor and being in transformers. He was an extra on the sidewalk in a crowd way in the background whilst the camera was pointed elsewhere. oh, some content from him as well [img]http://i56.tinypic.com/2nvyyza.png[/img] [img]http://i55.tinypic.com/121dapt.png[/img] yes, the JPG compression is really there. This is in the mobile uploads album. [i]He's editing with his iphone[/i]. oh lord, my name was brought up in the comments on that colored blob when he mentioned he wanted professional photos done. He used to pester me and another friend to do a nude shoot for him, and he ain't even a looker. The girl that suggested me also commented about the photo- " i like this..we should get you a scrapbook so you can print your pictures and make a book..and you can take it with you when you apply for jobs"
[QUOTE=daijitsu;33737277]I know but with your experience with wide angle lenses, I thought you'd appreciate the idea of a whole photo album of [url=http://i54.tinypic.com/2s7yx68.png]this[/url] but at 11mm[/QUOTE] Uhh... [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ewfrwe.PNG[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/rwerwerwergvedf.PNG[/img]
second one is a poster for the rave at one of the cons we go to, he and a few others who consider themselves staff for the con tend to put up the poster for their profile pic before the con. Not sure if they're paid for the advertising though first has no excuse. He's a congoer
I mate of mine got a 1100D and complained about not being able to upload RAW files :v:
I believe my dad just purchased an EOS 7D, good choice or not?
very good choice, it's excellent unless he's never used a dslr before, then he's just pissed money into a flaming dustbin
He's expecting me and my sister to make the most of the camera, since he wasn't ever particularly interested in shooting.
you'd get similar (i.e. the same) results from a 60D or 600D but it's an excellent camera which will last you years
[img]http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/400599_10150456211078106_339430113105_8985575_1838356308_n.jpg[/img]
i swear i could sell the 550D bra size thing [editline]27th December 2011[/editline] added her again purely for the content [img]http://i.imgur.com/YzA11.png[/img] [editline]27th December 2011[/editline] i'll give you £200 for it, deal?
[img]http://i52.tinypic.com/s66c2a.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Shuckle;30077668]I used to be "that guy" (with no money) but now I'm content with what I have and blah blah. We don't really have "anything" in Iceland or from what I've seen anyway[/QUOTE] Fixed it for you. <3 I knew a guy like that, I am not a photographer and do not act like one but he will constantly criticize anything from my attempts at a decent pic all the way to a family photo at my nephews birthday, I do not even know who he is. He just stalks mine and anyone related to me's face book (to hell with grammar.)
[url]http://tinaalyphotography.com/[/url] Ugh.
[QUOTE====;34055050][URL]http://tinaalyphotography.com/[/URL] Ugh.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Tina]Studio Tina Aly Photography, uses state-of-the-art technology and equipment to deliver crystal-clear images that jump right off the page. This friendly studio environment is great for portrait shots, too. I have a white and a black backdrop and accessories to use during studio sessions.[/QUOTE] I love how she just switches from third to first person.
Comic. Sans.
[img]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/7835/screenshot2012010518215.png[/img] is that her living room with a christmas tree in the background [img]http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8175/screenshot2012010518223.png[/img]
mother[i]fuck[/i] [img]http://i.imgur.com/t70Gg.png[/img]
>that one guy using a flash outside when shooting the sky or far away objects
how to piss off "that guy's" on flickr take one badly edited, uninspired and waste-of-camera that-guy photo [img]http://i.imgur.com/nlRkr.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/dF5XA.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/hQSjM.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/saxNK.png[/img] [editline]8th January 2012[/editline] TRANSLATE SHEDS SOME LIGHT [img]http://i.imgur.com/7KggB.png[/img] [url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/luiscampillo/6648787651/[/url] if anybody can translate the original be my guest
That was a huge mess, but they told you to get out. He says he doesn't ''play around with toys'' when it comes to gear:zoid: if only his photos were shittier he would be that ultimate guy.
His penis is literally his camera gear.
[QUOTE=The Un-Men;34103411]That was a huge mess, but they told you to get out. He says he doesn't ''play around with toys'' when it comes to gear:zoid: if only his photos were shittier he would be that ultimate guy.[/QUOTE] they all seem like black and white photos of people just doing things taken with a hasselblad of course, none of that mamiya shit here
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PgTfT.png[/IMG] "Photography is not just a hobby to me, it is my deepest passion." "I love the color pink. I love twilight...Team Edward!" What.
Okay he used a digital Hasselblad to take this [url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/luiscampillo/6380082761/in/photostream/[/url] but most of his photos aren't terrible and he doesn't have a terribly written website. I don't know how to feel about this.
the excessive vignetting [editline]8th January 2012[/editline] group spam
[QUOTE=The Un-Men;34103537]I don't know how to feel about this.[/QUOTE] You're clearly just a jealous little puta. Duh.
[QUOTE=cueballv2themax;34103254]how to piss off "that guy's" on flickr take one badly edited, uninspired and waste-of-camera that-guy photo [img]http://i.imgur.com/nlRkr.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/dF5XA.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/hQSjM.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/saxNK.png[/img] [editline]8th January 2012[/editline] TRANSLATE SHEDS SOME LIGHT [img]http://i.imgur.com/7KggB.png[/img] [url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/luiscampillo/6648787651/[/url] if anybody can translate the original be my guest[/QUOTE] I know your tactic is usually to be blunt, but I think you'd get a lengthier, more impactful insult if you weren't just being inflammatory. Like, ask if he used 'a rebel' to take his other pictures 'because you took a picture that looked just like that at your christmas family dinner' or whatever not saying you should keep trolling, but if you're gonna do it make it something that he has to read back through and think "waaaaaaaait a minute... DAMMIT"
[IMG]http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/396804_2383531071180_1337827529_2023472_1680525847_n.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/378966_2383531391188_1337827529_2023473_2009240189_n.jpg[/IMG] :pwn:
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