• Facepunchia! A facepunch Micronation.
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What is TH89?
[QUOTE=Padgoi;31573681]What is TH89?[/QUOTE] A black ex-mod of Facepunch, who would ban people for racism if they mentioned anything about black people whatsoever. Basically, he went on a banning spree and got banned for the reason "Worst moderator ever." He's unbanned now, just de-modded.
I will bring rufees and women over so everybody can get laided.
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;31573709]A black ex-mod of Facepunch, who would ban people for racism if they mentioned anything about black people whatsoever. Basically, he went on a banning spree and got banned for the reason "Worst moderator ever." He's unbanned now, just de-modded.[/QUOTE] But they jump higher...
[QUOTE=$$>MUFFIN<$$;31573498]Dude, until you have more then 1000 words to present i am not even going to bother reading your idea. I would also like to point out that you wouldn't even know the first thing about setting up a micro nation and you probably don't know jack shit about the Tax and other loyalty you have to pay to set up a nation.[/QUOTE] Tax to set up nation? To God or what?
Also, we have to have an separate island called the Refugee Camp. It should basically be a huge building full of closet-sized cells, one person in each, you can only talk to mods, and Gold Members can take trips to the island. However, that would take us up to $250,000. It wouldn't be as good an idea for mods and gold members wouldn't have separate islands. Instead, they should have underground bunkers or something. Getting permabanned would suck. :v:
[QUOTE=Djessey;31560071]An island full of virgin teens with raging hormones and no females. Great idea bud. [editline]6th August 2011[/editline] Oh and no internet.[/QUOTE] [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nCzq_TgdIyU/S-V9VQTKZ7I/AAAAAAAACEk/4TNmaVOBl_I/s1600/Lord+of+the+Flies.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Tortekr;31573922][img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nCzq_TgdIyU/S-V9VQTKZ7I/AAAAAAAACEk/4TNmaVOBl_I/s1600/Lord+of+the+Flies.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That's been posted three times before. Twice on the previous page. Christ, people, stop referencing LoTF.
Would it be possible to get this small nation running with absolutely no economy?
Like I said, I am the town doctor. Here's my previous work: [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Team_Fortress_2_Screenshot.jpg[/img]
Garry should buy it with his millions, then we can all chip in for other stuff. Also I have a feeling this would turn out like your average RP server
[QUOTE=FreakySoup;31574623]Garry should buy it with his millions, then we can all chip in for other stuff. Also I have a feeling this would turn out like your average RP server[/QUOTE] Well, that solves most of our problems! Just spam money printers, and we can OWN THE WORLD
[QUOTE=Alan Ninja!;31566800]The government won't let you do that, the Constitution prohibits the editing of state borders. Unless of course you want to secede. For availability, your best bet will always be an island. The hard part is finding one large enough snd that you can actually reach.[/QUOTE] Fuck independence, i wouldn't risk enraging the United sates. Let's just make a nice little town in the middle of Fuck all.
>Give Attention to LuaChobo
I've always wanted to play age of empires IRL
I do recall being the Minister of Science! and death rays in the previous micronation. being a veteran, i also demand my very own combat-Zeppelin build to the following blueprint EDIT: re uploaded for your convenience [URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/31/wotanb.jpg/][IMG]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/7631/wotanb.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
Always wanted a private island. Would be cool but it won't happen. hell, I wonder how many people on FP even have $150 to spare.
[QUOTE=Scar;31574494]Like I said, I am the town doctor. Here's my previous work: [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Team_Fortress_2_Screenshot.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] You just nullified the Rapid Interpetations of EKG's I had on my desk. I tell you, Medi-Guns are taken er jerbs
How are we going to get internet on our island?
[QUOTE=Pat.Lithium;31577307]How are we going to get internet on our island?[/QUOTE] If you can transmit a microwave signal using a 2 pringles cans, a microwave aerial, a lazer and a very good aim, i'm sure a shiny steel drum, a microwave signal emmiter and a big lazer on a hill can get it. also, my dad has a spare satellite dish he got from our house when we moved in (we have a larger one) that is large enough to be used for sattelite internet.
I say we ban "My little pony" once we have it set up.
Screw using paper money, I vote we go by the gold standard so that no matter what happens to the international market, our money is still actually worth it's weight in gold. Also, only the government should be able to say when money needs to be printed :v:
[QUOTE=ewitwins;31586589]Screw using paper money, I vote we go by the gold standard so that no matter what happens to the international market, our money is still actually worth it's weight in gold. Also, only the government should be able to say when money needs to be printed :v:[/QUOTE] We should have gold coins that are shaped like Funnies.
Copper, Silver and Gold.
Lord of the Facepunch! Instead of Conchshells and Stick Huts it would be Rock computers and Messenger Pigeons to carry the internet packets! Great Idea Bro.
What if someone turned insane and killed everyone?
If this ever pans out, you guys will need my services and I'm willing to offer them. I don't expect any of you knows the first thing about building, farming, living off the land or how to wire a fucking radio let alone a building, so, yeah. I'll be like Moses, only instead of Jews I'll be leading a motley bunch of... somethings.
[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;31589738] only instead of Jews I'll be leading a motley bunch of... somethings.[/QUOTE] A motley bunch of neckbeards and nerds
[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;31580519]I say we ban "My little pony" once we have it set up.[/QUOTE] I think we should have a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy on that.
[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;31580519]I say we ban "My little pony" once we have it set up.[/QUOTE] We should punish the MLPers that get caught in the same way the Indians punish masturbators. Decapitation.
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