[QUOTE=CLungcancer;30049640]I call this one "Fat man swimming in blood"
[img]http://i.imgur.com/aQ2WF.png[/img][/QUOTE]
I can actually see artistic value in this :psyduck:
itt nobody understands art
[QUOTE=Tark;30056422]I call it, Estonia.
[img]http://gyazo.com/07f5a83a49003e29eeb1d8520e3d9a8a.png[/img]
[/QUOTE]
I see a chinese man cuddling with a toothpaste tube.
Just in case you don't see it:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dXEkD.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5606926/the%20bomb%20my%20mr.%20modern%20arts.PNG[/IMG]
[editline]27th May 2011[/editline]
I am so ~~DEEP~~
[QUOTE=usaokay;30047923]Taking pictures of product placement and/or slapping whatever color on a easel (or anything else) should not count as art.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://jeanvalejean.blog.kataweb.it/files/la_luna_di_pergamena/images/malevic.jpg[/IMG]
this shit is worth millions and is considered one of the best and most memorable pieces of contemporary art.
[QUOTE=KlaseR;30083996][IMG]http://jeanvalejean.blog.kataweb.it/files/la_luna_di_pergamena/images/malevic.jpg[/IMG]
this shit is worth millions and is considered one of the best and most memorable pieces of contemporary art.[/QUOTE]
It's just... black.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/e6KDK.png[/IMG]
i call it
red
[editline]27th May 2011[/editline]
i miss media tags
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;30084152]It's just... black.[/QUOTE]
WAt? Just black?!
Are you trying to offend this masterpiece and insult the fantastic minds behind modern art?
It's "black square on white background".
[QUOTE=MenteR;30049704][img]http://gyazo.com/aba203066c7723e8c2b2fba75d8cce53.png[/img][/QUOTE]
This is a bit hypocritical considering I hate modern art, but I like that.
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;30084152]It's just... black.[/QUOTE]
It describes his emotions as plain, but perhaps we must not neglect the white boarder. Perhaps it represents contrast in his life, and the fact it boarders the picture suggests the contrasts he deeply wishes for is well out of reach on the horizon.
Or perhaps the contrast he wishes for also bounds him, as it does in this picture. Maybe he feels the contrast in his plain life is restrictive
It is a picture of untold stories
A true masterpiece
[editline]27th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=thispieiscold;30084252][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/e6KDK.png[/IMG]
i call it
red
[editline]27th May 2011[/editline]
i miss media tags[/QUOTE]
This picture portrays a sense of inner claustrophobia. The black line which represents the skilled artists life is narrowing, perhaps conveying anxiety and paranoia. The deep red is a bound of his life
Okay I'm done
[QUOTE=Trumple;30085326]It describes his emotions as plain, but perhaps we must not neglect the white boarder. Perhaps it represents contrast in his life, and the fact it boarders the picture suggests the contrasts he deeply wishes for is well out of reach on the horizon.
Or perhaps the contrast he wishes for also bounds him, as it does in this picture. Maybe he feels the contrast in his plain life is restrictive
It is a picture of untold stories
A true masterpiece
[editline]27th May 2011[/editline]
This picture portrays a sense of inner claustrophobia. The black line which represents the skilled artists life is narrowing, perhaps conveying anxiety and paranoia. The deep red is a bound of his life
Okay I'm done[/QUOTE]
wow those aren't even valid interpretations
way to suck really hard at something you're trying to mock
fucked it all up
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;30084152]It's just... black.[/QUOTE]
The small white dot represents geometrical quantities characterizing spacetime curvature
[QUOTE=Deweze;30086624]The small white dot represents geometrical quantities characterizing spacetime curvature[/QUOTE]
black square doesn't mean anything it's just an aesthetic piece
[QUOTE=thisispain;30086460]wow those aren't even valid interpretations
way to suck really hard at something you're trying to mock
fucked it all up[/QUOTE]
There are no invalided interpretations of abstract art.
[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;30087499]There are no invalided interpretations of abstract art.[/QUOTE]
yes there are
you have to support it with some kind of evidence or else you're just trying to be funny and failing at it
abstract art is largely experiments with composition; it's not supposed to resemble objects in real life.
[editline]27th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;30087499]There are no invalided interpretations of abstract art.[/QUOTE]
uhhh yeah there are.
I call it, "Dog Shit in Wet Grass 3"
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/viscosity_104454.png[/img]
[QUOTE=thisispain;30086460]wow those aren't even valid interpretations
way to suck really hard at something you're trying to mock
fucked it all up[/QUOTE]
wow it's a joke
way to hold a grudge hipster style
fucked it all up (?)
~So Artistic~
[QUOTE=Trumple;30088230]wow it's a joke
way to hold a grudge hipster style
fucked it all up (?)[/QUOTE]
way to suck at telling a joke
you must write for leno with material like that
[QUOTE=thisispain;30090102]way to suck at telling a joke
you must write for leno with material like that[/QUOTE]
I don't know who you are or which 'dumb' rating you're raging over, but I refuse to argue with a 10 year old any longer
You need to lighten up
[QUOTE=Trumple;30090321]I don't know who you are or which 'dumb' rating you're raging over, but I refuse to argue with a 10 year old any longer
You need to lighten up[/QUOTE]
and you need to get better jokes
[QUOTE=Trumple;30090321]I don't know who you are or which 'dumb' rating you're raging over, but I refuse to argue with a 10 year old any longer
You need to lighten up[/QUOTE]
He's being a troll, probably best to ignore
[editline]28th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Trumple;30090321]I don't know who you are or which 'dumb' rating you're raging over, but I refuse to argue with a 10 year old any longer
You need to lighten up[/QUOTE]
He's being a troll, probably best to ignore
not sure what i was going for, but the end result is creeping me the hell out
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14573214/modern.png[/img]
[QUOTE=cebceb44;30090962]not sure what i was going for, but the end result is creeping me the hell out
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14573214/modern.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Raincoat man? I like it. It looks like there's not an actual man there just a suit and a hat.
[QUOTE=cebceb44;30090962]not sure what i was going for, but the end result is creeping me the hell out
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14573214/modern.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Hooded man in a worn trench-coat with his back turned, head tilted downwards and looking at you from the corner of his eye
:tinfoil:
[QUOTE=KlaseR;30083996][IMG]http://jeanvalejean.blog.kataweb.it/files/la_luna_di_pergamena/images/malevic.jpg[/IMG]
this shit is worth millions and is considered one of the best and most memorable pieces of contemporary art.[/QUOTE]
For fucks sake, the man who did this kind of work was all up in his own ass.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/Malevich-Suprematism..jpg/504px-Malevich-Suprematism..jpg[/img]
He called this a self portrait.
[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;30093848]For fucks sake, the man who did this kind of work was all up in his own ass.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/Malevich-Suprematism..jpg/504px-Malevich-Suprematism..jpg[/img]
He called this a self portrait.[/QUOTE]
I call it refrigerator magnets.
[QUOTE=Doctor_Communism;30093848]For fucks sake, the man who did this kind of work was all up in his own ass.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/Malevich-Suprematism..jpg/504px-Malevich-Suprematism..jpg[/img]
He called this a self portrait.[/QUOTE]
what
no he didn't
that was the self portrait of suprematism
this was his self-portrait amongst many others
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f1/Self-Portrait_%281908_or_1910-1911%29.jpg/571px-Self-Portrait_%281908_or_1910-1911%29.jpg[/img]
way 2 suck
guys, look! I'm insulting modern art, look how edgy I am
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