• No showering tradition.
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[QUOTE=Maccabee;18622988]Was he fat? I change clothes every day. [/QUOTE] Nope he was actually really fit.
[QUOTE=sebbonaparta;18623794]Nope he was actually really fit.[/QUOTE] Really? Is he still a pretty big guy? I'm pretty small. Also, my pits don't even stink unless I play some basketball or go running. And i haven't done any of that lately. This thanksgiving i have done nothing but eaten, and rested. It has been the bomb.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;18623311]I can't go on with out a shower in the morning. It sets off the entire day, and I feel like dirt if I don't. I shower when I get up, no matter what time it is.[/QUOTE] This I never understood. Why take a shower in the morning when you're going to a place like school or work? By the time you get home you're dirty again.
[QUOTE=Maccabee;18623903]Really? Is he still a pretty big guy? I'm pretty small. Also, my pits don't even stink unless I play some basketball or go running. And i haven't done any of that lately. This thanksgiving i have done nothing but eaten, and rested. It has been the bomb.[/QUOTE] Nah he was pretty average sized. He had terrible terrible body odor, everyone in the school knew it too. Nobody had the heart to confront him about it though, which was too bad because he seriously needed a shower. Also he played soccer every day on the school team with me, which may have contributed to his BO.
[QUOTE=Ajacks;18622878]I shower every day. It was hell when I was in the hospital over the last week because i was unable to shower for 4 days and I felt awful, it really ruins your mood. I can't take a real shower for two weeks now because of my wound but I have to take time consuming baths so I don't get the dressing wet. You still can bet your bottom dollar I will take the time each day to do so. Obviously the OP doesn't grow a scrap of facial hair, doesn't care about his skin, doesn't have a girlfriend or even that many friends or else he would see how ridiculous not showering is.[/QUOTE] how did you get injured
You dont THINK you smell. But I can assure you... you do. 10 days without a shower makes everyone smell. You just don't notice it because you smell it all the time. It's like... If you walk into a room with an odd smell. You won't notice it after a little while. I can promise you that you smell. I can smell you all the way over here man.
[QUOTE=Maccabee;18623734]AHHAHAHAAHHA My brothers caring about hurting my feelings? thats rich! Well it's nice to see im not the only one now who does that. Well my family is going to church so I guess my streak is being cut short to 5 days.[/QUOTE] The way this guy posts is weird and seems foreign, but I kind of like it.
I forget who it was but one of the early century sculpturs used to never care about human cleansiness, he didn't shower or change for months, when our scientists found his body, they saw that his feet had fused with his sandels :geno: I think it was Michealangelo or Raphael or something
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;18623075]OP, you are a horrible scummy person. Please head to your nearest showering facility this very second.[/QUOTE] I heard the Germans have large camps with tons of showers.
longest I've ever gone without showering is like a month and I was six.
[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;18623914]This I never understood. Why take a shower in the morning when you're going to a place like school or work? By the time you get home you're dirty again.[/QUOTE] It's refreshing man, there is no way I'd be able to wake up without shocking my body awake with nice warm water.
When i was 12 I only showered when my dick got whitey stuff on it or when i had lots of dandruff. OOH the days of dandruff.. Snowy days. :smug: Now i shower every day when i'm being social. Weekends playing TF2 are an exeption.
[QUOTE=Maccabee;18622737]I have made it a little game I play over the holiday's to go as long as I can without showering. I thought I had made it 10 days until I realized that a friend was over on Tuesday so it has actually only been 5 days. If I shower the day before christmas break begins and then don't shower until it is over I will be able to make it 14 days! I don't think that will be possible though, because I think I already have some christmas parties to attend. Ok, now let me get a few things straight, I only do this when I am only with my family, I would never let a friend see me in this state., and I don't live in a basement, and It's just a fun tradition. Also, I don't smell, at all really. My skin is like a babies' bottom and my skin still smells good. In fact the smell of the dog I live with overpowers any smell I might have. ahhh... feels good. I will be taking a nice long shower on Monday thought Because I have all of my school friends to think of :D Maybe once christmas break begins I can make a no shower competition thread, and send the winner some nice body wash and a sponge... :D[/QUOTE]I feel so bad for your family. They're going to go through Hell when you do this stupid shit. Also, you can't smell yourself, so of course you think you smell good.
the longest I've gone without a shower is nine months.... when I was a fetus :smug:
[QUOTE=TrueWolF;18624080]I forget who it was but one of the early century sculpturs used to never care about human cleansiness, he didn't shower or change for months, when our scientists found his body, they saw that his feet had fused with his sandels :geno: I think it was Michealangelo or Raphael or something[/QUOTE] Very informative. Cartoons never change their clothes either. That was one reason I liked never showering when I started this tradition. But I have practically been doing this every year for my whole life. [quote=Doug52392] Also, you can't smell yourself, so of course you think you smell good. [/quote] Please see. [quote]Normally one of my brothers will say, what the heck is wrong with you? take a shower. [/quote]
This is why most of Facepunch will never have a good girlfriend.
[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;18624771]This is why most of Facepunch will never have a good girlfriend.[/QUOTE] Do you have a girlfriend?
:froggonk: why would you do this?!
WTF at least no shave November is acceptable because your beard doesn't smell like ass sweat.
i knew a guy who has a phobia for hygiene or some shit so he never washes himself or wipes his ass, it's disgusting he has an account on fp too lol
You must hate your family.
[QUOTE=D2K5S1;18625037]i knew a guy who has a phobia for hygiene or some shit so he never washes himself or wipes his ass, it's disgusting he has an account on fp too lol[/QUOTE] That is absolutely revolting. I am now leaving the house, and I took a shower, I'm wearing deodorant, and a couple spritzes of nautica classic, brushed my teeth and am chewing gum like I always do before I leave the house. Probably the best comment to receive is when a girl says you smell nice. :D [quote=cathbadh] You must hate your family. [/quote] yes. all kidding aside, there have actually been times when I avoided being beaten up by my larger brothers by breathing on them before brushing my teeth in the morning.
I used to shower every other day but recently started showering every day. I didn't smell and my hair wasn't too bad, but I just feel more comfortable after washing. Showering multiple times a day is overkill though, unless you work out constantly.
[img]http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/530245826/Photo_66_bigger.jpg[/img] Oh god I see the stench coming off it -- Also hot showers are the best, I don't know why you wouldn't want it.
Reminds me. I havent showered since thursday night.
I prefer cold showers. It really wakes you up and its good for your hair.
[QUOTE=Ajacks;18622878]I shower every day. It was hell when I was in the hospital over the last week because i was unable to shower for 4 days and I felt awful, it really ruins your mood. I can't take a real shower for two weeks now because of my wound but I have to take time consuming baths so I don't get the dressing wet. You still can bet your bottom dollar I will take the time each day to do so. Obviously the OP doesn't grow a scrap of facial hair, doesn't care about his skin, doesn't have a girlfriend or even that many friends or else he would see how ridiculous not showering is.[/QUOTE] You're an idiot. Showering everyday is a lot less healthy then not showering at all. The body has it's natural way of cleaning it's self and all is needed is getting wet once in a while (IE rain). So the whole facial hair and skin is bullshit. The only thing ridiculous is how obsessive you are about your hygiene.
[QUOTE=D2K5S1;18625037]i knew a guy who has a phobia for hygiene or some shit so he never washes himself or wipes his ass, it's disgusting he has an account on fp too lol[/QUOTE] He'll be glad when he reads this then.
shower every day. brush teeth 2+ times a day. shave every other day (every day gives me razor burn) and moisturise and exfoliate from time to time. use a plainish smelling anti-perspirant and a nice smelling eau de toilette. and that is the way to smell good.
kids are gross and stupid
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